Senran Kagura: Yoma War
Introduction part 1
Hanzo National Academy 7:25AM
A brunette bob-haired young girl with glasses in Hanzo student uniform walked toward the school entrance along with the crowd of students while hanging with her cell phone. Her name is Kaori, and she was talking with her senior name Tatsuoka.
"Alright, I'm inside. What's the next objective?"
"Yeah, I see it. According to intel from our allies in the renegade squad, it should be here somewhere."
"Here? All I see is pretty much nothing but buildings full of students, not a good place for shinobi training to be honest, sir."
"Just keep looking. We'll soon find out who here is full of sh*t, you or intel."
After she decided to hang up, Kaori decided to walk away to another direction and started to look for any suspicious buildings, until she stumble upon the seemingly-abandoned building. She immediately called her senior again, with her excited voice.
"Hello?"
"Guys, I think this one must be it."
"Be careful, Kaori. If the intel is right again, there security measure is pretty high, I'm pretty sure that walking into the entrance is not an option…"
"Maybe it's time to bring in my master key!"
Another of her squadmate name Masumune intervened as he heard the word "master key".
"Are you serious, dude? That doesn't make any different."
"Obviously, I'm kidding! Jesus, Am I need to do the wall-climbing bullsh*t again?" She responded.
"Bro, you DO realize we're shinobis, right? Just get used to it already."
"I know, I know. And I might absent for a while since I had to do what Chiyuki-sensei always tell us in mountainous warfare training."
Everyone then said the quote together in Kansai Japanese
"Do hikin', no phonin', do it and you gonna get some bleedin' before slackin'."
Everyone laughed afterward.
"Damn, this gets me every time." Masumune said.
"It brings me "that memory" every time, too, see you guys after I finish the job."
"May the fallen guide you, kid." Tatsuoka wish to his junior
"Roger that, sir." She replied
After that, she, or he, opened backpack he brings with, he notice that something went missing and was replaced by a crowbar and a paracord. So he tied it up together to make an improvised grappling hook. Before he threw it on one of the 3rd floor window, then there's a loud CRASH!
Turns out she forgot there's a glass on the window, as he was standing under the shadow of the building.
"Well, f*ck." He mumbled. Despite his face turned pale, his voice has a sound of frustration rather than fear.
As the alarm suddenly went off, Kaori knows what he has to do. He ran into nearby hedgerows and hid.
A white-haired middle-aged man in a nice suit was walking slowly as he appeared out of the entrance. Soon, the short-ponytailed schoolgirl wielding twin wakisashis appeared followed with girl with a long black hair in navy uniform wielding a nodachi, another schoolgirl with a blonde long hair walking causally with a big smile on her face, a twintailed girl with an eyepatch carrying an umbrella, and a pink-haired girl in school athlete uniform.
"Crap! We lost her." The pony-tailed girl shouted in disappointment.
The man suddenly saw a crowbar as he looked around before he picked it up.
"Hmm…Seems like someone is trying to get inside. She shouldn't be far." He explained
"Yep, let's flex some muscles!" The blonde-haired girl said with a gleeful voice.
"Shouldn't you think about finding them first?" asked the long black-haired girl
"Wait" The twin-tailed girl protested before she continued.
"Did you guys called the intruder "her"? We don't even see who that person is yet."
"Yeeeeeah, just tell me how many male shinobis we have ever encountered aside from Kiriya-sensei and Hanzo-sama." The blonde girl mockingly replied.
Kaori, as he was panting behind one of the bush inside the hedgerows, made his phone call to Tatsuoka. For him, this could be his last.
He then spoke with whisper tone while the other side speaks normally
"What's your progress?"
"Sir, I…"
"I'm listening."
"I…"
"Just SPILL IT OUT ALREADY!"
"I f*cked it up, sir."
"…What?"
Kaori voice became more serious.
"You guys need to leave this place, now!"
"No one left behind, son, I won't leave until everyone leave."
"Listen, if both of you come to pick me up, all of us are a dead man. Somebody needs to survive and report to Chiyuki-sensei, sir. And…I want to say I'm sorry for every time putting you guys into the misery for my incompetence."
"Can we blame you for that? You're starving growing up. May the fallen protect you, youngster."
"This is 2nd year Cadet Kaori, 46th team, 9th company, 3rd battalion, Kurosame Military Academy. "Death and darkness, we are one, Banzai!"
He then picked up his suppressed pistol from his backpack and pointed it on a right side of his head, even though he began to shake a little bit.
"Alright, calm down, we can do this!" He said inside his mind.
Suddenly, someone knocked his pistol off from his hand and close his mouth and nose with a napkin. It was a young tanned girl with ponytailed long black hair. Her name is Homura, the leader of Crimson Renegade squad and his team's so called "allies".
His voice was muffed, still with a surprised tone.
"W…WTF is going on!?"
She then let go the napkin. Their entire conversations were in whisper at the moment
"Sorry, man. They're my friends to. So I'll have to bring you to them."
"Did you say you hate backstabber, you hypocrite?"
Homura's voice increasingly showed her frustration as the conversation went on, she didn't seem to be happy with Kaori's presence, either.
"Hey, take it easy, buddy, they won't hurt you."
"Of course, you won't gonna give your friends any bad PR. just you wait until my head arrive at your doorstep."
"You know I have trust problem, right? And yet, I TRUST them. That's how friendly they are."
"To you, not me. That doesn't guarantee they'll not give me anything worse than death. I've learned that a hard way, twice."
At this point, she bust out in anger and gave him a whisper yell.
"For f*ck sake! Can you have faith in humanity for once?"
"Absolutely not! If you can't prove it, forget about changing my mind."
He then mockingly continued
"Is your line supposed to be funny?"
Homura growl in disappointment before replied
"Fine! It doesn't matter anyway."
Homura then injected a mysterious substance inside Kaori's right shoulder. Kaori asked
"What's that, Haruka-sensei's horse Viagra?"
"Stop saying filthy things like that!" She gave him yet another whisper yell before grabbed his collar.
"Sorry, I'm a virgin. Please teach me how to treat women." His mockery continued.
"Are you being sarcastic?"
"I dunno, but I think I see some stars, even though it's…still…morning…zzzzzzzzz."
Kaori quickly fell asleep as what seems to be a tranquilizer took effect.
"At the f*cking last! Now, I just need to tell Asuka about this prick." Homura said to herself, after she sighed in relief and dragged his body away.
(Stay tune for part 2)