Disclaimer: Golly...must I do this? Of course it's mine!!! J/K! ^.^
Duo: Sweet God.
Ron: No.....sweet candy!
Duo: That's something I can agree on!
Ron and Duo: *arm and arm* I want candy...dadadddadaaadda....sumthin' sumthin'.......



A/N: I still have no idea what this blank page is going to turn into...let's just find out when we get to the end. But, with Notepad.....there is no ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Donuts

Duo: I work with the FBI.
Quatre: Cool.
Duo: I eat Play-Doh
Quatre: Cool.
Duo: I drink sod@ for breakfast.
Quatre: Cool.
Duo: I sleep with aging, fat ass police officers.
Wufei: Hey! That's my job!
Quatre and Duo: Ewwwwwwww.....

The End



Violence Is Good

Duo: I'm da bitch!
Trowa: No.
Duo: Shut up!
Trowa: No.
Duo: Yes.
Trowa: No.
Duo: Yes.
Heero: *runs in and kills everyone* Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!

The End



Clouds

Heero: .....
Trowa: ?????
Quatre: !!!!
Wufei: ...,...,...,
Duo: *looks around room* Is that your beeper?

The End



Daisies

Relena: I like flowers!
Hilde: Me too!
Catherine: Oh yes, me three!
*roof caves in on them*
Heero, Duo, and Trowa: Ahahahahahaha!!!!!
Ron: Whatcha doin'?
H, D, T: Killing people.
Ron: *sweatdrop*

The End




Turtle's Shell

Turtle: Wanna suck me?
Quatre: Not particurlarly.
Turtle: Well then, wanna sleep in my shell with me?
Quatre: Hmmmmm......

The End




Trowa's Prooblem

Trowa: Quatre?
Quatre: Yes?
Trowa: I have something to tell you.
Quatre: What is it?
Trowa: *blushes and chews fingernails* I have...AIDS.
Quatre: *smiles serenely* Oh, so you the one who gave thm to me?
Trowa: *nods head in relief*
Quatre: ......DIE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

The End




Abstinence

Heero: I love you.
Ron: Really??
Heero: Yes, *raises an eyebrow* can we have hot, crazy sex now?
Ron: No.
Heero: Guess I'll have to try again....next time.
Ron: Damn nymphomaniacs.

The End




Lubrication

Duo: Well?
Heero: I'm out.
Duo: Already?!
Heero: *blush* Yes.
Duo: Damn that was fast!
Heero: *sweatdrops* Sorry.
Duo: There's some lard in the nightstand drawer.

The End






Ron: Well folks, that's it for this hour. Next hour....more!
Heero: Complete horniness.
Ron: What did you say?!
Heero: Complete corniness.
Ron: I thought so......*growls*
Duo: Actually have you noticed that bulge in Heero's pants lately???
Everyone: *stares at Heero, then sweatdrops*
Heero: That's my gun!!
Ron: We believe you.........