Warner Advice Column
These first ones are just experimental purposes only. I will begin accepting requests for Chapter 2. Also, the format may change because I have no set idea yet.
Dear Warner Advice Column,
I need to eat more carbs, but I am gluten-free. How do I do that?
Breadless Plumpy
Dear Breadless Plumpy,
I, Yakko Warner, president of the Society of Countries in the World (SCW), suggest a relocation to an African nation.
My suggestions are Burundi, Somalia, or Zimbabwe.
Hope this helps!
Warner Advice Column
Dear Warner Advice Column,
How do I be more cute?
Ugly Duckling
Dear Ugly Duckling,
I, Dot Warner, think that you should consider plastic surgery.
I also suggest the following accessories: bows, sparkles, sequins, and glitter