E/O Drabble Challenge
Prompt word: paint
Word count: 300
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to Supernatural.
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By: Vanessa Sgroi
Sam stirred the goopy mess one more time before banging the old wooden spoon on the side of the bowl and lying it down on the table. He took a deep breath and turned toward his brother. He held out the bowl.
"Here."
"Great. So what do I do with it?"
"Uhh...you...uhh...kinda have to paint it on your...uh..."
Dean nodded. "On my body? Okay, yeah- I can do that. Where's that list of symbols?"
"Uhh..not just any part of your body, Dean." Sam ran a hand through his hair. "You need to paint the symbols on your...ummm...". Sam paused, feeling his cheeks grow hot. "Your...um..." He cleared his throat. "Penis." The last word was a whisper.
"What! Oh, no. No." Dean threw up his hands. "I'm out."
"But Dean..."
"Sam, I am not painting my dick!"
"But it's the only way. We need to lure that fertility goddess..."
"Then why aren't YOU doing it?"
"Because...uhh...because...I...you...I don't know! I just thought you would," Sam mumbled.
"Well, I won't."
"But Dean, she's killing people!"
"I know that, Sam."
"This is the only way I found."
"Then we'll both do it."
"What?"
"We'll both do it."
Sam shifted from foot to foot. "I dunno. I mean..."
"Is there any reason we can't?"
"Umm...no...I dont think so. Okay, fine. You go first."
Dean took the bowl, scowling at its contents. He reluctantly headed for the bathroom. "This stuff better not do anything bad to my manhood," he grumbled.
"It's perfectly safe. It's just some corn syrup, vanilla, lavendar oil, coconut oil...and...and a little blue dye..."
"Awesome. Gives a whole new meaning to the term blue balls."
FIN