Bitch please! nigga you thirsty.
Chapter one...
It all started when I was watching Chris Crocker's "Leave Britney alone" video on YouTube for the twelfth time. even though it was released 7 years ago. I was sitting in my favorite recliner. the windows were covered with blankets and all the lights in the house were off. complete confinement. then it happened. I heard its eerie voice from the basement pouring through my soul.
"niggggaaaaaa"
I felt like I had just got molly woped in the head. it was so utterly terrifying yet gangsta as hell at the same time in a weird off brand syfy kinda way. Felt like I was on acid. My fiancé Rick was out it was just me. it wasn't like I was in the hood or anything I live in the rich part of town. maybe it was ricks anesthetics getting to me. then I heard it again. only creepier.
"Bitchhhh Niggaa" it was a whisper... like something youd see in a ghetto spongebob vine.
I got up and turned my phone to display a little light down the hall to further creep myself out. not intentionally though my subconscious knows better. I rounded a corner and found the nob that lead to the basement.
"what ch'you Twerknin' wit?" it whispered.
I didn't worry about passing out or having a heart attack because im a doctor I can fix myself. so I opened the door and descended down the stairs.
"this nigga... oooooh" the voice getting sketchy. "look like this nigga aint white bread chicken shit. he a fag but he got balls... and they not on his face..." I was offended.
I entered the basement and it was a crust mess. half of it was layered in plats that wee growing from assorted upcycleing materials. then it hit me... its pot! Looks like my poltergeist is looking out for a nigga.
the front door closed letting me know my boothang was home. I climbed the stairs and met him.
"welcome home" I said sweetly.
"hey gorgeous..." he looked behind me setting down the holister bags. "why were you in the basement?"
I motioned for him to follow. he did. once we made it downstairs hid jaw dropped.
"damn..." he laughed. "we never go down here... how did this uh..."
"yall niggas shut tha hell uppppp"
his eyes widened as he stared at me. I saw both fear and a thirsty nigga...
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