A/N- I was bored and inpired.
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LoveLikeALamb- Hola my Edwardo.
LionLike- We've been through this...
LoveLikeALamb- Through What?
LionLike- The nickname. It's just not going to work for me.
LoveLikeALamb- But you already shot down Eddie Monster, Eddikins, Eddoe Bo Beddy...what else is there?
LionLike- My actual name?
LoveLikeALamb- Then it's not special.
LionLike- But then it also doesn't want to make me jump off a roof.
LoveLikeALamb- Not that it would hurt you :P
LionLike- We never know...anything possible.
LoveLikeALamb- Ed mi chins? I hurt myself :(
LionLike- That one either! And why does this not surprise me?
LoveLikeALamb- I forgot that I wasn't suppose to run with knives as well as scissors.
LionLike- Good gosh Bella!
LoveLikeALamb- Don't worry. It was only a plastic knive. I do cherish life, you know.
LionLike- I wonder some days.
LoveLikeALamb- Well, how....{insert fancy smart like word here}
LionLike- How much candy did you have today?
LoveLikeALamb- A LOT! Why? I don't see how that's of importance to this conversation.
LionLike- Oh, but I do.
LoveLikeALamb- Are you being a meanie?
LionLike- You'd never know it, Love.
LoveLikeALamb- Oh.....alrighty then...?
LionLike- Lol. Let's change subjects here.
LoveLikeALamb- To what my dear?
LionLike- Alice had a vision.
LoveLikeALamb- And...?
LionLike- She uh....she said that you would um....try to kill Jake.
LoveLikeALamb- Well, I have been thinking about it.....
LionLike- What?! Bella, I was only joking.
LoveLikeALamb- But you're not funny!!!! Greeeat. Now I have to kill you along with Jake. How awful this must be.
LionLike- Why don't I come by later and we can take a drive?
LoveLikeALamb- Where to?
LionLike- Just somewhere special. They have these cool padded rooms where you can jump around and do whatever and not hurt yourself. And they give you these lovely white jackets that allow you to hug yourself.
LoveLikeALamb- Sounds fun! Come get me.
LionLike- Good gosh....