A/N- Hey guys thought this would be a fun story so enjoy. Help me out. Give suggestions on who to do next please.
Dear Fanfiction,
First of all I don't have a long lost twin or an evil one for that matter. Second I am perfectly strait. I would never date, seduce, or have a sexual interaction with another male. Ron is my best friend and the first time I read one of your "Drarry" stories I was sitting with my lovely wife and we both puked simultaneously. Talk about a graphic story. I mean seriously people, some children do go on this site and what some of you creeps do is just plain nasty. The worst though has to be you pairing me with Voldemort. Come on people. Doesn't that sicken even you? Have you no decency. (Don't answer that one I think I know the answer.) Now that that's out of the way, I have more things to address about my relationship. I love Ginny Weasley, get that through your thick skulls muggles. Sure I may have kissed Cho in like 5th year, but seriously? And what about all of those with Hermione and me. I mean she's kinda cute and all, but I like to think of us as just friends and I could never do something like that to my best mate Ron.
Yours very angrily,
Harry Potter