Naruto woke up feeling especially manly. Today was the day Naruto decided to force his unholy feelings of gay upon his good friend Sasuke. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Naruto got up and answered it only to find that girly man Sasuke starring back at him with those big childish eyes. Naruto punched him in the face leading Sasuke into a state of unconsciousness.
The next day Sasuke woke up behind a Mcdonald's along side the dumpster. His butt was experiencing serious hurt. He reached into his pocket to find that his wallet was gone along with his pride. "Who could've done this," thought Sasuke. "I better go tell Naruto about how violated I feel if anyone can understand these feelings it'll be him because he's so manly.
Naruto woke up again feeling slightly less manly because of the terrible gay he engaged in the previous night. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Naruto got up and answered it only to find that girly man Sasuke starring back at him with those big childish eyes. Naruto punched him in the face leading Sasuke into a state of unconsciousness.
My friend wanted me to write them a NaruSasu so I did.