A/N: This is a crack fic! Made while me and my friend were hyped up on sugar (Caspey is very hyped on sugar)….
Disclaimer: WE DO NOT OWN TWILGIHT! WE DO OWN OUR PEOPLE THAT APPEAR THOUGH
Once upon a time Jacob married Sara and Jacob killed Bella, and Edward killed Sara and Edward married Katie. While some how Jacob met another Sarah he loved and imprinted on. The Sarah had an evil plot to take over the world and make every werewolf wear pink tutus. And Katie planed on making Jacob and Edward wear dresses and wigs and hit on Mike Newton. But Mike had a secret he had already become a fairy princess when the evil koalas attacked him at a chicken farm. And he fought them off with his so called sexy glare that scared even his father Darth Vader. And his step-brother Luke Skywalker that always hit on him away. To fend the evil koalas off he used his magic fire powers and because koalas are flammable they took Mikes light up and sing along socks and his bright hot pink tight and cape that said "Edward Cullen is a Sexy Beast". But once the koalas found out about his secret stash of Hannah Montana underwear in his trunk, and to make things worse they found Mike's stash of Barbie dolls and I believe I can fly and ballet things. But everything the koalas worked for was ruined when Jessica came with Jacob and Edward to save him but it was already to late because Mike stunned and mine as well killed the kolas because he was dancing around in his bright pink tights and sing-along socks and his "Edward Cullen is a Sexy Beast" Cape and singing "Wanna Be My Lover" soon Chase came in and joined in singing along with his " Jacob rocks my socks" cape and they had a catfight on who was hotter and cooler. While Collin came in as Jasper and proclaimed " I am the master bow down before me." So they did as told while being smacked with a limp piece of fish.