Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, and trust me if I did Orochimaru would be long dead! And this IS NOT a yaoi/ yuri. Thank you and enjoy your flight… Oh wow what have I started???

Alright, first off I'm gonna try to keep the people in this story as much in character as possible but that coming from me means that this story might be a little sketchy.( just a warning) Also I'm pretty terrible with grammar so please don't kill me, and if you don't kill me from that you'll defiantly kill me from what I make these boys do in later chapters. Well enjoy the story!!!

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Time skip

Finally We Start the Story

"Does Tsunade want us to die or am I just imagining it?" raved a rather perturbed lazy ninja.

"Hey, shut it Shikamaru! We're all just as weirded out and trust me that's putting it lightly." This time a usually quiet Neji spoke up and glanced down the street looking for their other three friends. He was now somewhat aggravated that his friends had split up after they had left Tsunade's office. He was also wondering where his other three loco friends could have gone off to. 'Well, knowing Naruto, Kiba, and Lee it's probably some trouble that I'm glad I'm not apart of.'

After that comment the four boys all remembered what had happened that morning.

"Man, I can't believe this could have happened to us! Can you imagine me in a forest for a whole week!", ranted a rather big boned ninja, "Wi-"

"Chouji stop it now."

"… D-did you just talk?" stuttered the three other boys.

"Yes?", Shino wasn't sure how to respond. He noticed that this was the third time this month that people had gotten quiet when he spoke and decided that maybe he was pretty bad at this whole social thing. 'Maybe I should try to work on my people skills… oh well I'll save that for another day.'

The rest of the boys just stared at the tallest of the four as though he were on fire.

"… Okay, as I was saying me in a forest for a whole week with no BBQ, and just to top it off HE'S leading us.", mumbled a Chouji who was stilled shocked from the fact that Shino had spoken.

The four boys, Neji, Shikamaru, Chouji, and Shino all meandered through Konoha's market place, now half heartily looking for their missing trio of amigos.

"YAHOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed a grey and white mass of fluff.

"Oh dear gorgonzola! Take cover!" yelled Chouji.

Chouji and Shikamaru ran for cover underneath a fruit stand while Shino and Neji jumped onto a near by overhanging. Right as all four of them landed a grey clad boy and a little white ball of fluff could be seen zooming by. If a passerby was unfortunate enough to hear what Kiba screamed next it was too late.

"Akamaru, Dynamic Marking!" screamed Kiba.

"Arf arf!" yipped Kiba's partner in crime, Akamaru, who then began to spin in midair, releasing a noxious yellow stream that hit four civilians. These four were all old men who shared in a pet supplies store that Kiba rather disliked. 'Serves you jerks right! Who sells dog food at that high a price?' sneered Kiba inside his rather hectic mind.

"Kiba! Those four grandpa's are going to kill you and we're for sure not gonna cover for you this time!" piped in a blonde boy who seemed to actually be happy about the whole thing, even though his tone suggested otherwise. 'Man that was SO perfect! I need to ask Kiba if he'll lead Akamaru to me, then that Ero-senin will be sorry about skipping out on my training!' ranted Naruto inside his own mind.

"Let the flame of youth shine brightly on this day! For this is a day of -"

"Lee, stop it now or I'll use my gentle fist on you." Spoke the all high and mighty Neji in a chilled monotone voice.

"Every time he says something like that I really want to kick his butt." Naruto whispered to Chouji and Shikamaru who then shook their heads vigorously.

After that sweet innocent comment from Neji all seven of the boys stood around talking about weapons and new training tactics, but in the back of all their minds they wanted to scream out, why are we going on a graham cracker crazy camping trip in the ding dong middle of no where! (Have to keep this rated K/ T and also it's really cute when my little neighbor says that!)

A half an hour later all the boys were enjoying rather strange meals that consisted of everything they could find in the local Club Sub sandwich store. They were all stretched out comfortably on the grass except for Lee who was hanging by his legs from a tree.

"Who knew cows tongue tasted so good?" murmured Neji as he remembered how he had accidentally chosen the red blob in the store thinking that it was a new type of salami.

"Well Gaara, no duh!" shout back Naruto who in turn remember how Neji had freaked out when he took a bite out of his meal and reeled back from the sandwich while having a bit of the meat hanging from his mouth.

"How do you know that for sure? Although Gaara would be crazy enough to like something like that." Spoke up Kiba.

"Hey, doesn't it bother any of you that Naruto's going to be the captain on a mission!?," piped in Chouji, then as an after thought he added, "No offense Naruto."

"None taken." Were the only words from Naruto as he lifted himself to his elbows and bite into his ramen sub. As he bit into it a broth bubble formed at the end of it. Out of pure curiosity Akamaru touched his nose to the bubble which ended in the bubble popping right in his face.

Nobody, not even Kiba (although he tried really hard) could stop from laughing.

Shino spoke for the second time in one day, "For that trip do we even know where we're going let alone what to bring, right?"

"Way to kill the mood, but I guess we do have to think about it, man how troublesome,' yawned Shikamaru, "aren't we supposed to leave tomorrow to?"

Just as Lee was going to lecture Shikamaru about how he should get more sleep so as to be more youthful three large puffs of smoke exploded right where Akamaru was about to relieve himself.

"Ahhh! Don't pee on my shoe you mutt! Ouch! Oh just try to run away you disgusting little pip squeak! I'll smash you for biting me!" Ranted a flustered Jiraiya, who was currently in the process of chasing Kiba's poor little dog.

Kiba sprang up from his spot on the grass and tried to grab his pooch before it could be massacred by the out raged Jiraiya. The rest of the group was now busy watching the comical antics of the strange trio. It went like this, Akamaru in the lead weaving around twigs and rocks, then Jiraiya who would occasionally stumble on tree roots while trying to throw what appeared to be chocolate covered peanuts at the dog, finally last but not least was Kiba who was screaming at Jiraiya to stop trying to kill his dog with chocolate.

Everyone who was watching suddenly bust out laughing when Jiraiya finally face planted into a tree. At that time Kiba took his chance to rescue his dog and then dove behind the two new comers for protection. Jiraiya pushed himself up from the ground and then turned to Kiba, an aura of death surrounding him.

Just before Jiraiya could fling himself at his prey Kakashi spoke up, "Jiraiya stop before you embarrass yourself again. I thought I could at least count on you to not lower my social standing anymore then it's been demeaned."

"Hey, what do you mean by that Kakashi?" Spoke Jiraiya while rubbing the spot on his face that had made contact with the tree.

Pointing his index finger at the person standing to the right of him he spoke in a matter of fact tone, "Well, when you have Gai hanging around you people tend to act as though your carrying the black plague or something."

At the mention of his name Gai automatically shot himself into the nice guy pose. Then when he realized what Kakashi had said about him he turned to the man in question and stammered, "W-what do you mean by that Scarecrow? I happen to be at the pinnacle of youth and fun right now! That's it, I Gai, challenge you, Kakashi, to a competition. This shall be our tie breaker since we are both at 143 wins. The competition shall be of your choosing!" He finished with a rather high pitch voice.

"Bushy-brows, you still look up to that guy?" murmured Naruto under his breath.

At that comment Lee shock his head vigorously until his friends were afraid it would snap off.

After some trying to calm Gai down Kakashi turned to the seven boys and just decided to ignore Gai. "Alright, here's what's going down. You all left before Tsunade could remember to give you your packing lists." 'Either that or she was to drunk' thought Kakashi deviously.

At that point Jiraiya then snapped out of glaring at Akamaru and then passed out the supplies lists. At this point Kiba had stopped hiding behind the two older ninja because he decided he was more afraid of Gai then he was of Jiraiya.

Kakashi then continued, "You all have tonight to pack your bags, and Naruto don't bring any extra bags full of ramen, alright?" Not bothering to wait for an answer he unrelentingly pushed through his speech, "Now, tomorrow we will all meet out side the East gate at six thirty sharp, Gai here will bring your breakfast so as none of you have an excuse for being late. I'll bring the tents and Asuma will tell you your tent buddies. Does any one have any questions?"

Naruto's hand lazily mad its way up into the air, then he asked, "Jiraiya isn't coming is he?"

"No I'm not kid, sorry I can't help you with your training. Right now I have research that needs to be conducted."

"Pervert."

"Oh and lastly," this time it was Gai who spoke for once in a some what serious tone, "On our second day in the wilderness the sand ninjas Baki and his students Kankuro and Gaara will be joining us."

"Cool, now this trip is going to be a blast! This is going to be a whole week of partying in the woods!" cheered Naruto, who then received a high-five from Kiba.

"Good-bye for now boys and enjoy the rest of you evening," chanted Kakashi "Because as of tomorrow your going to be working you butts and tails off!" Kakashi added the last bit about tails so as not to anger Kiba. "Ha, these kids don't know how bad this trip is going to be!' He thought happily.

With that all three senior ninjas vanished just as quickly as they came. The boys then dispersed to their homes to pack up and enjoy their last night of freedom before they would have to work under Naruto's command. 'Ah, well at least Asuma, Kakashi and Gai will be there to stop Naruto from doing anything to stupid. Man this trip is way too troublesome…' thought Shikamaru.

Please R&R! Yeah I know this story probably stinks but I will finish it! I won't be able to uplaod/finish writing the next chapter until my cousins leave but oh well. Sees angery guys from Naruto chasing after mePlease leave a comment! Got to dash before the crazies can catch me and make me write them a better story! Mwwa haha! Just try to catch me fools! Dives into parked car "Drive Annie, drive!... oh wiat yeah you a hamster sooo GIVE ME THE WHEEL BEFORE THEY KICK OUR BUTTS!" My pet hamster and i say, "Ciao for now and thank you for reading!!"XD