A crossover of Fruits Basket and Fullmetal Alchemist. For humors sake.

Furuba no Renkinjutsushi

Al: Brother, if we were gonna meet people from another manga how would that work? I mean crossovers are confusing enough by themselves. The people in these mangas are from a completely different universe. Another time and place. To get there would be impossible, unless you had some kind of portal, or maybe a gate, that might lead to an alternate reali- oh.

Ed: This is supposed to be a mangaverse crossover but in order to get to this "Furuba" world we'll be borrowing some anime ideas.

Now Alphonse! Human Transmutation!

Al: What?! But brother, that's forbidden!

Ed: So are crossovers!! *claps hands together*

Ed: So here we are Al! Tokyo, Japan!

Al: How'd that work? I thought the 'other side' was Munich, Germany during WWII.

Ed: Don't fret over the details little brother! I've heard rumors that someone here has attempted human transmutation!

Al: Really? Who?

Ed: Hmmmm, I forgot his name. Sohma something.

Al: Big Brother, your so careless about those kinds of thing, Wait? Did he succeed?

Ed: Of course not Al, mere humans alone cannot succeed in human transmutation, as far as we know. You need the Philosophers Stone or something akin to that.

Al: But we did….just now

Ed: No Al, we're back in the mangaverse.

Al: oh, okay.

And now a cliché way to open a Fruits Basket scene:

Kyo: I'm gonna kill you damn rat!

Yuki: oh, not this again. I'd like to see you try stupid cat.

Shigure: You two stop fighting! Listen, everyone, listen. Apparently today….We're doing a crossover!

Tohru: A crossover! How wonderful!

Ayame: Yes, yes wonderful indeed! Young men can embrace the other beauty within them. The shear magnificence of such alluring attires. Why Ritsu himself is a fine example of what beauty is in every man just waiting to be free! Like a bird upon the wind it shall take flight and-

Yuki: Crossover Nii-san, not cross dresser.

Ayame: That's right my precious Yuki, keep a steady grasp of your feminine side as I hold you to my bosom. As it is you are already halfway there to being feminine!

(silence….)

Yuki: Get Out.

Shigure: well besides all that Aya. What time in the story are we right now? After the end? Still at the beginning? We can't do a proper crossover unless we know.

All: *thinking*

Tohru: Ah, maybe somewhere in the middle would be best?

Ayame: Yes! Between Kyonkichi's blooming love for soumen and Yuki's plan to run into Tohru in the bath we will have no complications!

Kyo and Yuki: What did you say?

Ayame: Ahahaha! *Fades out*

Kyo: and don't call me Kyonkichi! *wack*

Al: Brother I think we're lost.

Ed: We're not lost

Al: I think we are

Ed: Wait! I know this feeling! I sense the grief of deceased mothers here!

Al: You can sense that big brother?

Ed: This way Al! Where there are dead families there is always alchemy and human transmutation! *sprints off*

Al: *runs after Ed* I thought that was just us brother? The other homunculi were created by Father.

Ed: *still running* Not in the anime Alphonse! Almost all the homunculi were created out of lost loved ones!

Al: I thought this was mangaverse

Ed: *stops at Sohma gate out of breath* Where there are crossovers little brother. *stands up and rings bell* There are inevitably cross-references too.

Ayame: My, my Kyonkichi, don't worry, though your not as pretty as Yuki I will make you a fine dress to crossover in as well!

Kyo: Listen to me damn it! I don't want a-

Ding Dong

Tohru: Oh, I'll get it! *Opens door*

Ed: Hey there!

Tohru: Ah, Hello! Are you looking for someone here?

Al: Well actually my big brother and me-

Tohru: Y-you're wearing armor?

Al: eheh, well you see. We were wondering if anyone here new anything about that. Alchemy I mean.

Ed: *peeks head inside*

Tohru: Alchemy? I-I'm very sorry. But I don't know what that means.

Ed: Aha! *points finger and steps inside (uninvited of course)*

Al: B-big brother! You're so rude all the time!

Ed: But he's the one Al! The guy with the freaky orange hair!

Kyo: hunh?

And: the end of chapter one. Just because I think it's a good place to end it ^^ There is already a chapter two up see? 

But how could Kyo be the one!?!? Review or you'll never know!!!! Review!