IM NOT WRITIN A NEW CHAPTUR UNLEZZ I GET 2 GUD REVIEWZ NO H8 FIRST SHREK FANFIC
Capter 1: da shrektastic beginning
"DONKEH" sherk yelled thru hiz slimey green teeth
"wat! eddie Murphy voice" donkety said
"IT SMELL LIKE ONION DONKETY!" shark said
shrek dance to Cyndi lauper and shoot onion at fion
"ouch! SHERK!" Fiona yell
"sorry bae" sherk say
"omgizzle shrek I heard u made a cameo in a duckbumps episode congradalasions!" said lord forkwad
donkeh dance to blood on the dance floor
pinnotio dick long cuz he lie
sherk green
cHAPTR TEW CUMMING SEWN!