Me: Hey everyone! If any of you know me then wassup my fans! If none of you don't then welcome to my story.
Naruto: Sweet! Your 2nd ever story and its a Naruto fic! Yata!
Me: Yep! I am here on the set of my new fic...Icha Icha Fantasy!
Naruto: N-Nani!?! I thought it was Thawing Heart...
Me: Hehehe ok I lied. This is the set of Thawing Heart! I hope you like it. Naruto say the disclaimer!
Naruto: GK doesn't own Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, and none of the amazing characters.
Me: You make that sound so...harsh.
Iruka was pissed. He was currently at the gate of Konohagakure on guard duty...while Kakashi was throwing a party! Kakashi, the Copy Ninja, throws the world's greatest parties. The last time he went, he got so drunk he switched clothes with Hokage-sama. That night did not end well. He had hoped to go to this one but... guard duty. The lamest job EVER! Iruka sighed while putting on a patented "Naruto Pout". Speaking of our blonde hero, Naruto left with our own Toad Sannin 2 and a half years ago. Iruka really missed him. He always made the days seem happier and more joyful.
"(sigh) I wonder what Naruto is doing...ARGH!!! I wanna go to that party sooooo bad!" yelled Iruka "Why am I stuck on guard duty? Tsunade-sama must still be mad at me for last time (sigh)"
Iruka stood up straight so as to appear on duty even though people could see the look on his face that read "I don't wanna be here right now" in bold letters. Suddenly he heard some people outside the gate heading closer. He started hearing bits of the traveler's conversation as he waited.
"No way...so much better..." came one voice.
"Wrong...brat...baka..." came a second voice.
As the people headed closer, Iruka heard them arguing about what has plagued mankind for centuries.
"Blonde!" came a loud voice that sounded like a boys.
"Brunette!" came the sound of an older male.
Iruka sweatdropped as he overheard the conversation. He remembered when he had a similar argument with Kakashi. Iruka looked outside the gate to see who was disturbing the peace.
"I'm telling you blondes are way better. It's like have your own bit of sunshine everyday" said one boy. He had bright blonde hair that literally seemed to shine like the sun. He wore a black jacket with orange stripes on the sides, black pants, and black combat boots. On his head was a black hitai-ate that seemed longer then a normal one so the back blew with the wind. He had whisker marks on his cheeks and bright cerulean blue eyes. (If you cannot guess who I am talking about, stop reading now)
"No way! Brunettes are like milk chocolate. Sweet and subtle" said an older man with long white hair. He had on what looked like a large red and yellow vest over a green robe. He wear wooden sandals that make him look taller then he actually is which is still quite a bit. He has black eyes with long red lines running down them and his hitai-ate is customized to say "Oil".
"What the?!? Naruto-kun? Jiraiya-sama?" yelled Iruka the moment he saw them.
"Iruka-sensei! Long time no see!"
"Ahh, Iruka, good to see you again!"
"Hello Naruto-kun! Likewise Jiraiya-sama. What were you two arguing about?"
"Oh right! Ero-sennin here says that brunettes are nicer and prettier then blondes when I said blondes are better. What do you think Iruka-sensei?"
"Uhh, I'd perfer not to get into the middle of the argument (sweatdrop)"
"Come on Iruka! I need to show this brat I'm right!"
"Aww you too Jiraiya-sama? Fine, I perfer...red-heads!"
"Nani!?! Red-heads? That's even wierder then brunette! Hahahaha"
"No way! Red-heads are better then both of of the others. They are hot as hell and sexy like a dancing flame"
"Screw that. Blondes are number 1!!!"
"You're only saying that because you ARE blonde. Brunettes are where its at!"
"You're both wrong! Red-heads are H-O-T Hot!"
As the three were arguing over mankind's greatest question, a certain silver-haired pervert happened to walk around the corner. The tall scarecrow-like person wears a dark blue undershirt with dark blue pants. He has white bandages wrapped around his left thigh and dark blue ninja sandals. He also has a gray-green Jonin vest that was left unzipped, a mask covering the bottom half of his face, and his Konohagakure hitai-ate is covering his left eye. (Once again, stop reading if you have no clue who this is) Kakashi was coming from his party to get his friend Iruka since he did not see him at the party. He had asked the Hokage where he was but apparently she still had a grudge from the last party. After about an hour of arguing with her, she finally let up and told him she made him guard the gates.
"Guard duty? Ha...the world's most boring job in existence, but the greatest way to torture someone. Even I would never do something that cruel. Oh there he is...who is he talking too? Better go see, he looks like he is stuck in an argument" said the Copy Nin after spotting his friend.
Kakashi walked over to the three people, instantly recognizing Iruka.
"Hello Iruka"
"Huh? Oh hello Kakashi. What are you doing here?"
"Well I was coming to bring you to the party. I asked Hokage-sama to let you off"
"Really!?! Yesssss! I am freeeee hahahahahahaha!"
"Kakashi-sensei!" was all Kakashi heard before a large yellow blur seemed to give him a mach speed hug. Kakashi quickly used Kawarimi to replace himself with a log before he got crushed. The log that he replaced it with instantly snapped in half like a brittle stick.
"Whoa! I almost got hugged to death! Thats a first. Speaking of which...who are you?"
"NANI!?! How could you forget me (turns chibi and starts crying on ground)???"
"I'm just kidding...Naruto-kun"
"Yep! (Nice Guy Pose) I'm back!"
"Hello Jiraiya-sama. Glad to see you safe and sound"
"Glad to be back Kakashi. Well, I'm going to go tell Tsunade we are back. Take Naruto to the party, he could use a bit of fun"
"Alright. Come on Naruto-kun, Iruka, we have a party to head to!"
"Yosh! Party time!"
"Finally, no more guard duty for me"
"Shut up and lets go"
Kakashi, Naruto, and Iruka quickly used Shunshin no Jutsu (Body Flicker) and left. Jiraiya decided to take his time getting to the Hokage's office. He wanted to give Naruto a little bit of time before he gets his powers tested. As he started walking he sees the Hot Springs in the distance. As perverted thoughts ran through his head he made his way to them.
"A little bit of "research" won't hurt too much hehehehe"
Naruto and Co. made their way to Naruto's apartment so that Naruto can put away his things.
"Naruto-kun, hurry it up in there. I've been on guard duty all day and I'm bored!"
"Alright Iruka-sensei! I've had it worse anyway! You try running from the Lightning Country to the Fire Country with a 2 ton frog on your back!"
"What the hell? What has Jiraiya-sama been doing to you!?!" said Kakashi, shock written all over his face.
"Exactly as you just said it. "Hell" is almost an understatement"
"I am sure glad I never had to train with him. I wonder what Yondaime-sensei had to do..."
"Ero-sennin told me I've got two times more stamina then him so I have to train twice as much"
"My God! You really deserve this party more then I do. Should we announce your came back or do we let you surprise your friends?"
"I'll see who can recognize me"
"Alright then"
The three left for Kakashi's house once again. When they got there, Kakashi opened the door and a large soundwave hit them dead on. The music from Kakashi's house was so loud Naruto wonders how the place is sound-proof. As Naruto walked in he saw all of his friends inside having fun. Shikamaru and Ino were dancing to the music (Well more like Ino dancing and Shikamaru was moving his feet mumbling "Troublesome"), Kiba, Shino, and Tayuya were chatting with Hinata and Neji, Gaara was making a sand shield to stop Lee from drinking the sake, and finally Temari, Kankuro, and Sakura were watching Tenten and Chouji having a drinking contest. Naruto noticed they all were in casual wear so his jacket felt out of place. He took it off to reveal a black T-shirt then tying his jacket to his hips. He put his hitai-ate on his throat and proceeded to see who could recognize him.
"Hello people" he said to the group of Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Neji, and Tayuya.
"Wassup, who are you?" said Kiba.
"I've never seen you around before" stated Neji.
"..." Everyone sweatdropped at Shino's "colorful" vocabulary.
"N-nice to meet you..." stammered Hinata.
"Who the fucking hell are you?" swore Tayuya, she didn't like strangers.
"I'm a friend of Kakashi" said Naruto, dropping the -sensei part "Nice to meet you all"
"Hey, my name is Kiba Inuzuka, this is Akamaru"
"Bark Bark"
"Holy crap! He's HUGE!"
"Yea, he's a big boy. Right Akamaru? (chibified Kiba playing with Akamaru)"
"Neji Hyuuga"
"Tayuya, thats all you need to know"
"Shino Aburame..."
"H-Hinata Hyuuga"
"Is Neji your brother or something?"
"N-no, he's is just m-my cousin"
"Alright then, well see you around" said Naruto leaving to see the others.
"Hey! He didn't even tell us his name..." said Kiba.
"He is...familiar" said Shino.
"Yeah, he is"
The four parts of the Konoha 10 plus 4 made their way to the others. They asked them if anyone recognized the strange blonde that was talking to them. All of them said he looked familiar but they had no clue as to who he was.
2 Hours Later
"Man! No one remembers me? None of my friends, none of the teachers, not even some of the people who didn't like me...although I'm not complaining about it. Maybe they can't recognize me without my jack-WHOA!" cried Naruto as he was pulled along to all his friends by Tayuya.
Tayuya dragged him along, not caring that she made him hit his head 5 times on the couches and bottles laying around. Naruto was nearly unconscious before he made it to his pals. They all stared at him then said the same thing at the same exact time...
"Who the fuck are you?" they all said in unison. (Tayuya added "the fuck")
"Oh come on! Is it that hard to figure me out?"
"Shikamaru! Tell us!" stated Ino
"Why me?"
"Because you are the smartest one here"
"How troublesome, fine I'll figure it out. Now, What is your name?"
"Can't tell you"
"How old are you?"
"16"
"Date of birth?"
"October 10th"
"I know who you are..."
"Wow! That was fast. Who am I then?"
"I only know 1 person born on October 10th. Welcome back to Konohagakure...Naruto"
"Darn! Ya got me"
"WHAT!?! There is no way in hell thats Naruto!" yelled Ino.
"Yea! He's too tall and he is too...hot" said Tenten.
"This fucking idiot could never be like...this" stated Tayuya.
"Yea, Naruto could never have gotten this...handsome...in a million years" said Temari.
"Did you just call him handsome?" asked Gaara with an evil glint in his eyes.
"Whoa! Don't kill him yet Gaara!" she replied with a small blush.
"Guys! Guys! Guys! I am Naruto!"
"We don't fucking believe it" said Tayuya "You might have taken his damn appearance with a fucking genjutsu that even Byakugan can't fucking see through. Prove that you are that damn idiot Naruto"
"Fine fine...(snaps fingers) I know!" says Naruto while putting his right hand out in front of the others "This will prove it...Rasengan!"
A small blue sphere of chakra formed in the palm of Naruto's hands. All of his friends gasp. They all know only Naruto, Jiraiya, and the Yondaime Hokage could use that technique. Upon seeing this, Temari, Tenten, and Tayuya started blushing because they had admitted Naruto looked hot. Lee's mouth was open so wide a fly was buzzing in and out of it, Neji and Hinata both fainted, Kiba looked really happy, Shino...was Shino, Gaara was...Gaara, Kankuro did pretty much the same with Lee except without a fly, Ino and Sakura just looked dumbfounded, andShikamaru did nothing. Naruto thoroughly enjoyed their faces before snapping them out of their stupors.
"Hey guys? You all ok? Man I'm totally NOT gonna pick up Neji and Hinata. Umm guys?"
"Oh sorry. We didn't expect you to come back so soo- Gaara!" yelled Temari as Gaara wrapped his sand around Naruto.
"Naruto...You, Me, Fight, Now"
"You still know how to get straight to the point huh? Fine lets go to Field 7 where I used to train" and with that Naruto and Gaara poofed away.
Jiraiya was happily peeking on the Hot Springs from a tree. He had lost track of time as to how long he has been there but he didn't care.
"Hehehe, so many fine women, too bad none of the good ones are here. Must be at the party" thought the Perverted Hermit.
As he was lost in his notes, and thoughts a certain blonde Hokage walked through the Springs to find a good place to sit. She found one and immediately laid inside. Moments later a black haired woman ran outside and sat down next to the blonde. Jiraiya instantly stopped all thoughts and stared at his friends.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I am so lucky today! Hehehe Tsunade-hime decided to visit"
Down below Tsunade and Shizune were chatting about random subjects, letting the warm water wash away their aches and pains.
"Hey Shizune..."
"Yes Tsunade-sama?"
"How long has it been since my otouto (younger brother) left?"
"You mean Naruto? About two and a half years. Why do you ask?"
"Well, I can feel Jiraiya's chakra signature coming from that tree over there"
"NANI?!?"
Tsunade picks up a rock on the ground and tosses it with her chakra enforced hand. The rock flies and hits half the tree taking the whole top half to the ground. Jiraiya who had unfortunately been "preoccupied" was caught unaware and had a tree top on him. The only thing going through his mind at the moment was
"Shit"
"Hello you perverted baka"
"Uhh (gulp) H-hello Tsunade-hime"
"How long have you been back?" said Tsunade, her eye twitching.
"Umm about 2 hours"
"Really? And why didn't you come tell me?" (cracks knuckles)
"B-because I wanted to let Naruto relax a bit before having a test. He is at Kakashi's! Please don't kill me!"
"Oh really? (suddenly completely happy) Come one Shizune! Lets go see him"
"Huh? Oh, umm, alright then..."
"WAIT! Don't leave me under a tree! Hey! Come back! (sobs)"
The two females made their way to Kakashi's house in time for...
"Naruto...You, Me, Fight, Now" said Gaara calmly crushing our blonde hero.
"You still know how to get straight to the point huh? Fine lets go to Field 7 where I used to train"
Tsunade watched as they poofed away before flying in through the open window. Everyone, and by everyone I mean only the people who knew Naruto, immediately saw Tsunade, nodded, and poofed away to Field 7.
At Field 7
Everyone poofed into the sidelines as they saw Naruto and Gaara preparing to fight.
"Get ready Naruto! I'm gonna win this time!" yelled Gaara as he pulled the cork from his gourd.
"Heh, just try it" said Naruto while he got into a fighting pose.
The next thing they knew Naruto had disappeared. Suddenly Gaara felt a fist send him flying into the air faster then his sand can stop it. Naruto reappeared in front of him and prepare for another attack. Gaara quickly sent his sand to attack Naruto. Naruto was caught off gaurd and was slammed into a nearby tree. Gaara fell back down only to be caught by his sand. He sent his sand in to crush Naruto once again but suddenly another hit came from behind him.
"A Kage Bunshin? (Shadow Clone) I never saw him make any seals though"
Naruto dodged the sand as his clone distracted Gaara's attack. Naruto ran up to Gaara and started an all out Taijutsu Combo that would have made Rock Lee and Gai proud.
"Konoha Reppu! Konoha Shofu! Konoha Senpu! Konoha Goriki Senpu! (Leaf Gale, Leaf Rising Wind, Leaf Whirlwind, Leaf Strong Whirlwind)" yelled Naruto as he kicked Gaara off his feet, kicked him up twice, and crashed him down with another kick.
"Hey! He stole my attacks! Although I never thought to use them quite like that..." said Lee in amazement.
"Omoto Renge! (Foward Lotus)" yelled Naruto as he did a perfect copy of Lee's without the bandages while Gaara was still falling, making the fall faster and stronger.
"I am honored to know my rival can do that after only seeing me use it 1 time (Not including times in Fillers and Movies)"
Gaara was having a very hard time keeping up with Naruto. Suddenly, after the first barrage, Naruto let his guard down for a couple seconds.
"Sabaku Kyu! (Desert Coffin)" yelled Gaara as his sand wrapped around Naruto "You can't escape now Naruto! Sabaku Soso! (Desert Funeral)" yelled Gaara once again, but before his sand had a chance to crush Naruto...
"Bunshin...Daibakuha! (Clone Great Explosion)" yelled Naruto.
Suddenly a huge explosion came from behind Gaara. Gaara only just made the sand armor in time to protect from the attack. Naruto felt the weakened sand around him and immediately busted out.
"Almost had me there Gaara!"
"Humph"
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! (Shadow Clone)" yelled Naruto as 7 clones poofed into existance.
Immediately 6 of them and the real Naruto ran at Gaara leaving 1 behind. Gaara, still weakened couldn't do anything to defend himself from the oncoming blows. The first four clones ran up and hit Gaara into the sky with the trademark...
"U, Zu, Ma, Ki!" yelled the four clones, while the Real Naruto sent a kick to smash him down "Naruto Rendan..."
Gaara was sent flying to the ground, but before he did, the other Naruto ran foward and knocked Gaara back into the sky at twice the speed of Gaara falling "Tsudzuki!" (Uzumaki Naruto Combo Continuation)
Gaara couldn't take it anymore. He was gonna lose on the next blow. As his upward trajectory reached it's height, the Real Naruto and the last 2 clones all spun down and and kicked him at the same time with chakra enforced legs. Gaara flew down toward the ground 3 times faster then the normal Uzumaki Naruto Rendan (Uzumaki Naruto Combo). Gaara hit the ground with an Earth shattering crash and left a crater the size of Lee's when he opened the 3rd gate.
"Whoa! He beat Gaara!" gaped Temari.
"Thats impossible, does he even know he Gaara is now?" asked Kankuro.
"He shouldn't know yet..." said Tsunade.
Everyone ran up to check on Gaara. He was unconscious but otherwise ok. Tsunade healed him and a couple minutes later he woke up.
"Ugh, damn my head hurts. Did Shukaku get out?"
"Don't worry Gaara, I made sure he didn't get out when I used chakra to knock him out in that last hit"
"Since when could you do that?" asked Gaara.
"I haven't been training for two and a half years for nothing"
"Naruto! Do you know what you just did!" yelled Tsunade.
"What? I didn't do anything!" yelled Naruto.
"You just beat up the Kazekage!"
"NA-NANI?!?!?! Gaara is the Kazekage?!?!?!?!"
"I can't believe you beat me. Oh well, I was only using half my strength" said Gaara.
"Uhh, crap. You were holding back too?"
"What do you mean "too"?"
"Well..." said Naruto before he poofed out of existence, while the Real-Real Naruto walked out of the crowd after releasing a Henge no Jutsu (Tansformation Technique) "You were fighting a Kage Bunshin the whole time..."
"What?!? Hahaha, I was defeated...by a Kage Bunshin..." sighed Gaara "You truly amaze me Naruto"
"Well...at least I don't have to test you on your skills now..." said Tsunade
"Uhh right...oh yea Obaa-chan (Granny), do I have to pay for the damages around here?"
Everyone laughed at this. Only Naruto could make people laugh after such intense moments. Everyone had the same thought "Good to have him back".
"No Naruto-kun, you don't need to pay for any damages here. The area actually has a chakra repair system that restores this place using leftover chakra from any fights"
"Wow I never knew that"
"Not many people do. Well Naruto, I am giving you two choices. Stay and catch up with all your friends, or go home and rest. You can talk to your friends tomorrow anyway since you have the whole week off to relax"
"Wow thanks Obaa-chan. You really are the best" said Naruto with his foxy smile "I think I will rest, see you all tomorrow!"
Naruto left while waving to all his friends that had showed up. Most of them waved back and some said they would see him tomorrow. The day was good in Naruto's opinion. He came back, his friends had missed him, and apparently he looked very handsome. "Hahaha Blackmail for later"
Me: I hope you liked this chapter. I'll get more in-depth in the later chapters so don't worry about random questions in your mind. I think at least a few will be answered.
Naruto: (watching instant replays of Gaara getting hit by his new attack) Sweet, hahahahahahaha
Me: I don't think Gaara will like you watching that...
Naruto: Don't worry, Gaara isn't that type of per-ACK!
Gaara: Sabaku Kyu...
Naruto: Ahehehe...(gulp) H-hey Gaara...how ya doin buddy? You are...mad at me are you?
Gaara: Of course not Naruto, I would never hurt a fellow Jinchuuriki
Naruto: Whew. I thought I was done for
Gaara:...Not!
Naruto: Huh?!?
Gaara: Sabaku Soso!
Naruto: AUGH!
Me: Review or else Gaara will give you all Sand Wedgies Muahahahahahaah!