Naruto: Hello and welcome to our show (thoughts: must resist saying believe it)twitches slightly.
Sasuke: yeah, yeah just ask the questions already.
Sakura: yeah Naruto, youre so smart Sasuke!
Temari: come on Loser Im getting my fan pimped out on that new show pimp my fan and I cant be late bitch.
Kankuor: Um.. Temari Gaara doesnt look so good what was in that little tube you gave him?
Temari: Oh you know! Pixie stix stuff and a little splenda oh and some crack I found in Inos pocket.
Kankuor: okay if thats all then he should be okay for now!
Naruto: Okay first question is for Gaara! What is your favorite color.
Gaara: shakes in place, drops to the floor and .. break dances. attacks camera man.
Naruto: well be back after these short messages! While Camera man and camera are recovering
Gaara: Must have SPLENDA!
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Sadly later on that night Gaara was turned in for the murder of Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto and the others ran for there lives and didnt turn back. Now Gaara is on happy gas and Temari got her fan pimped! And Kankuor decide to stalk Ino for crack.
Well maybe next time Things will go right but for now theyll stay as not normal as possible. Yes Shika that was short, now go take a nap, no back sass mister march! Okay and so it ends here
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