Hi this is my first story! I am writing it with the help of my sister HarryPotterLover56. I hope you enjoy it.
Harry's life has sucked so far. All the girls he has tried to date had been stuck on his fame, fortune, and his badass 8 pack. He decided to take Hermione's advice and go and find the right witch for him.
Harry sat in front of his computer and typed in Wizard Harmoney in the search box. He clicked on the create a profile button. He started filling it out.
Name: Harry James Potter
Gender: Male
Blood purity: Halfblood
Gender looking for:
"I thought I already answered this question. I am a male!" Harry shouted completely missing the looking for part.
Gender looking for: Male
Blood purity: Doesn't care
Looking for people who like: Quidditch, action movies, camping, dogs, doesn't care about blood purity, and doesn't care about stupid moments I might have. Oh and people who do not know who I am or are not star struck on me.
How did you find this site?: How the hell does this tell people who I am? Oh well my friend Hermione Granger told me about this site.
Is the person who told you this site a love interest of yours who you two are in denial about telling the other you are in love because it might ruin the friendship between you two?:
Harry started at the next question like it had grown to legs. Harry thought about it. "MENTAL IMAGES!"
Harry quickly keyed in his answer.
Is the person who told you this site a love interest of yours who you two are in denial about telling the other you are in love because it might ruin the friendship between you two?: NO WAY IN HELL!
Would you like to update a picture of yourself?
Yes / Not at this moment
Harry clicked not at this moment for he could not figure out how to put the picture from the camera to the computer.
Now you have completed the questions. Do you want to save now?
Yes / No
Harry clicked yes.
Are you sure you want to save? Once you saved you can not change anything.
Yes / No
Harry clicked yes.
Application accepted. Come back tomorrow to see your matches.
Hermione thought about what she told Harry. Ron was being a total jackass to her right now. She could not understand why. So she started filling out the form.
Name: Hermione Jean Granger
Gender: Female
Blood purity: Muggleborn
Gender looking for: Male
"Easiest question ever, how could anyone ever screw that up." Hermione said to herself out loud.
Blood purity: Don't care
Looking for people who like: reading, cats, smart, walks, doesn't care for blood purity, someone who likes chick flick, who enjoy life, are not sexist against females, likes saying heart wrenching stories about his life.
How did you find this site?: I heard it on the wizard radio.
If it was a person told you this site is that person a love interest of yours who you two are in denial about telling the other you are in love because it might ruin the friendship between you two?: No!
Would you like to update a picture of yourself?
Yes / Not at this moment
Hermione clicked no at this moment because her camera was lent to Harry.
Now you have completed the questions. Do you want to save now?
Yes/ No
Hermione clicked yes.
Are you sure you want to save? Once you saved you can not change anything.
Yes / No
Hermione looked over all her answers and clicked yes.
Application accepted. Come back tomorrow to see your matches.
Draco Malfoy was pissed off at his parents. How could they freaking do that to him. They forced him to get the dark mark by drugging him. That could have killed him in the long run. Then his parents and the all stupid dark lord think it is okay to loose the war and have him damned for all life. No one really liked him except people on the same side of the war as him. He decided he was going to get back at his parents by going on to wizard harmoney, a very disrespectful thing to do in the pureblood society and look for a Muggleborn.
Name: Draco Malfoy
Draco paused for a moment. He thought for a moment before changing his name.
Name: Draco Black
Gender: Male
Blood purity: Pureblood
Gender looking for:
"You would have to be really stupid to screw this up."Draco thought out loud.
Gender looking for: Female
Blood purity:
"Time piss off my parents." Draco said.
Blood purity: Anything but a pureblood.
Looking for people who like: reading, cats, smart, walks, loves muggle music, will listen to my heart wrenching stories, listens to me ramble on and on about my horrible parents and the stupid dark lord and how they forced me to join the dark lord, who enjoys life, and is not afraid to speak her mind.
How did you find this site?: I looked it up on a site called 'Things to do to annoy your pureblooded parents.'
If it was a person told you this site is that person a love interest of yours who you two are in denial about telling the other you are in love because it might ruin the friendship between you two?: No I do think I am.
Would you like to update a picture of yourself?
Yes / Not at this moment
Draco clicked yes and uploaded a photo of him and a Hershey's chocolate bar character from when he snuck out to Hershey park in a place called the United States.
Now you have completed the questions. Do you want to save now?
Yes No
Draco clicked yes.
Are you sure you want to save? Once you saved you can not change anything.
Yes No
Draco clicked yes.
Application accepted. Come back tomorrow to see your matches.
I hope you enjoyed the story! Review!