Hi, Dark Fortresses here. Since Christmas is coming up in less than a month, I have decided to make a fanfic, more like a song about Christmas and Tekken. It's a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas song. Enjoy!
Jin:On the first day of Christmas
My father gave to me...
A curse that I can't change.
On the second day of Christmas
My father gave to me...
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And a curse that I can't change.
On the third day of Christmas
My father gave to me...
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And a curse that I can't change.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My father gave to me...
Armor King:Four cases of beer!
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears
Jin: And a curse that I can't change.
On the fifth day of Chrismas
My father gave to me...
Anna:Five silk dresses!
Armor King:Four cases of beer!
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And a curse that I can't change.
On the sixth day of Christmas my father gave to me...
Steve:Six boxing gloves.
Anna:Five silk dresses!
Armor King:Four cases of beer!
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And a curse that I can't change.
On the seventh day of Christmas my father gave to me...
Craig:Seven injured ears.
Steve:Six boxing gloves.
Anna:Five silk dresses!
Armor King:Four cases of beer!
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And a curse that I can't change.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My father gave to me...
Lili:Eight hair stylists!
Craig:Seven injured ears.
Steve:Six boxing gloves
Anna:Five silk dresses!
Armor King:Four cases of beer!
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And a curse that I can't change.
On the ninth day of Christmas my father gave to me...
Feng Wei:Nine dragon scrolls.
Lili:Eight hair stylists!
Craig:Seven injured ears.
Steve:Six boxing gloves.
Anna:Five silk dresses!
Armor King:Four cases of beer!
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And a curse that I can't cange.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My father gave to me...
Lei Wulong:Ten acion movies!
Feng Wei:Nine dragon scrolls.
Lili:Eight hair stylists!
Craig:Seven injured ears.
Steve:Eught boxing gloves.
Anna:Five silk dresses!
Armor King:Four cases of beer!
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And a curse that I can't change.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My my father gave to me...
Heihachi:Eleven funny hairstyles.
Lei Wulong:Ten action movies!
Feng Wei:Nine dragon scrolls.
Lili:Eight hair stylists!
Craig:Seven injured ears.
Steve:Six boxing gloves.
Anna:Five silk dresses!
Armor King:Four cases of beer!
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And a curse that I can't change.
On the last day of Christmas
My father gave to me...
Hwoarang and Paul:Twelve motorcycles!
Heihachi:Eleven funny hairstyles.
Lei Wulong:Ten action movies!
Feng Wei:Nine dragon scrolls.
Lili:Eight hair stylists!
Craig:Seven injured ears.
Steve:Six boxing gloves.
Anna:Five silk dresses!
Armor King:Four cases of beer!
Kazuya:Three arch rivals.
Xiaoyu:Two panda bears!
Jin:And once again, for the last time, I have a curse that I can't change.
Well, I think that turned out well, considering I didn't work very hard on it.