Quinn's table: The daily life of Quinn
Part I: KATARINA CAN'T DANCE
Quinn sat along with her canteen on the long tables that were in the mess hall of the institution of war. She sat looking around with big brown eyes wide eyes, surveying the other champions sitting in their own groups. Valor crowed softly at Quinn, the girl turned her head to look at the bird that was resting on her shoulder. His eyes glowed almost whispered to the heart of the girl, "your lonely..." Quinn looked down at her canteen and moved a bit of mash potatoes slightly with her fork. She avoided the deep caring eyes of her bird, Valor. But all the same, she nudged herself towards his beak. She received a gentle peck.
There were the Noxians sitting on the left side of the hall, all ranting and shouting, giving hearty laughs about the horrid jokes they made about Demacia. Katarina stood up on one of the long hall chairs and stuck her tongue out at the Demacians on the right. The Demacians, especially Garen stood up. Lux gasped with a hand to her chest "how could they!", Fiora flipped her hair and gasped in french, "excuse moi?" Shyvanna growled. Poppy left the table to sit with her other Yordle friends from Bandle City. Quinn gave a quiet huff of amusement, Valor chortled in agreement. Poppy was a nice cool girl. Kennen who was sitting with the other Yordle's waved towards her. Teemo smiled and Tristana pointed her towards a seat next to her excitedly. Lulu was toying with Viegar's hat and turned to wave towards the lumbering yordle in armor.
Garen brought out his fist and shook it viciously, "Noxian fools! You are just jealous you can't spin to win like I can!" Katarina laughed and pointed a glinting dagger in his direction.
"Oh really? Ha, maybe that's why you can't think strategy because of your silly spinning!" Shyvanna's fist slammed into the table, goblets and mugs and canteens rattled.
"You take that back sneaky back-stabber! Our spinning is obviously superior to yours- maybe that's why Noxus hasn't won a dance competition yet ever since the day you were born!"Galio opened his wings and flew away towards the top of the dome of the mess hall and silently turned into a standing stone. The Noxians gasped, Katarina opened her mouth to say something then shut it. It was true... Noxus hadn't won a competition since forever, her lips trembled. She dropped her knife, and ran towards her sister.. Quinn looked farther to the left and saw a cloaked man sitting to the left of Cassiopeia. Talon's head was in his hands. Quinn laughed quietly. Garen looked towards Shyvanna with a puffed up chest and gave her a high five. Both now stood with the same posture with puffed chests and hands on their hips. A heavenly beam of light rested a radiant glow on them. Quinn look into the far corner of the room, Leona was raising a hand towards the window of light. Diana walked passed her with her canteen and gave a short glance. She placed her canteen down on a nearby table next to Pantheon who looked confused at the glowing moon lady and shrugged his shoulders. The flowing white hair of the Champion followed behind her and she slapped the shoulder of the Sun Solari lady. Leona jerked away like a puppy and snickered at her and returned to sit next to Pantheon who greeted her happily with a cupcake he made by himself.
The halls of the mess hall suddenly opened as Draven entered the room. Walking the cat walk, he raised both arms fabulously.
"Well, I'm sorry to break this quarrel but the League of Draaaveeeeeeen can relax because we all know and can agree that I am just the greatest thing there is in this room."
Garen whirled around to face the glowing man. "I bet you can't spin to win at all!" Draven laughed and waved a hand at the giant man.
"Draaaaveeeen, doesn't need to spin to win- Draaaveeeen is auto win." The Noxions cheered, Katarina jumped for joy, and Darius stood up clapping his hands, a single masculine tear of liquid pride trickled down his cheeks. Draven winked at the Demacians, he winked at Lux, she gasped horrified. Quinn shook her head giving soft huffs of laughter.
Garen's mouth was half way at his amazing Demacian Rebuttal but his eagle like eyes shot towards Draven.
"You beast! You sister stealing beast!" Shyvanna saw that as well and her draconic maternal instincts kicked in and she hugged Lux shielding her away from the wild Noxians. Fiora's mouth and face spelled out "oh-no-you-did-not-just-that." She twirled her petite sword and stood next to Garen taking over Shyvanna's spot.
"Vell, Draven, you vouldn't even ve able to swoon Lux- you'd ve too vusy vrooming that, piece ov 'string' you call 'beeard." The Ghost of Draven whispered into his head "oh snap!"
Draven, looked his small mustache, and soothed it with a sappy voice while stroking it. "Don't worry dearest, that bad women can't reduce our Dravenness!."
Quinn rolled her eyes and looked around her desolate table. Where was Jarvan? She looked towards Valor, he shrugged his wings. Quinn ignored the shouting from the tables in front of her and continued to eat, she spooned the broccoli towards the side.
I'll eat that later.
Suddenly she heard a small clatter of a canteen in front of her.
She paused, who would want to sit with me?
Ahhh, not sure if I should really continue this but I want to to be a story where the reviewers and audience choose the pathway of the story ship...
maybe It should be a joke story, dunno'. This was a break from a lot of things so I will continue my other Quinn x Talon story a bit grudgingly. ;p
Also if anyone has some nice jokes or good puns or plots, please comment about it, I really like some really smart, good, crafty, willy pieces.
I love puns. Here are some I (cough) ( made) "I need assistance in bottom lane" "Why" "It's really sivir." (Fail baron): I guess we went through a... Twist of Fate. (Valentines day): "I really want to... En-Cassiopeia your heart." (When being donned noob): "Oh my gosh, stop trying to talon me." Yeah... xD They are bad, but "bear" with it xD
Maybe there will be a couple options for this story, most votes win?:
-Jarvan
-Talon
- Others, how many times the name is repeated (I just listed the most popular from above)
