I honestly do not understand.
I've been handed my fifth detention this month.
But can't the teachers tell I'm not wearing my uniform because I feel like shit? Or do they just not care to sympathize with me?
I BET YOU THEY GET DRUNK ON THE WEEKENDS. Ch, selfish bastards.
I swear, if I were president, I'd make it illegal to hand students' detentions for not wearing their uniforms. It's just plain rude. I mean, I wouldn't hand them one for coming to class hungover. Well, that would probably be because they are a teacher and teachers have—
OH! A text message!
9:01 AM
To: Namine
From: Kairi
You were there last night.
Why did I make a hit list containing only McDonalds?
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9:03 AM
To: Kairi
From: Namine
You tried to order a margarita mcflurry.
They wouldn't sell it to you. So you tried to call 911.
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9:08 AM
To: Namine
From: Kairi
Damn.
THIS HIT LIST TOTALLY MAKES SENSE NOW.
I HAVE TO TELL SORA.
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"Namine! Would you like to share those texts with the rest of the class?" My teacher asked me.
Man, it just was not my day.
"Not really?" I said. He shook his head at me and told me to put it away. Good. Detention averted. Now just to make it through the rest of the school day. I hate Mondays.
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Alcohol, Antiseptics, & Coke Zero
Chapter One
I don't know where I am, but the food in the fridge is awesome.
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"I don't understand! Last time I checked I was passing this class!" Kairi screamed down the hallway as we made our way to her locker. She held this face that said 'utter disappointment' while I just laughed at her misfortune. "Why are you laughing, Ms. I get five detentions a month?"
"You're wondering why your grades dropped." I stated. I mean—it's not that hard to figure out. She started hanging out with Sora, the biggest party animal at our school. She's always out with us on the weekends, so I don't see how she fits in homework. Who can, with our crazy lives?
"Yes!" She whined, kicking her locker as she kept forgetting her combination.
"I'll tell you why," I stopped for a dramatic pause. "You're a party whore."
"Good point." She shrugged.
I swear, this girl can get over anything in any amount of time.
If you're wondering why we are such big party animals, I'll tell you. It started last year. The end of our junior year in high school. Kairi kept asking me why I was always so busy on weekends. I claimed that it was because I had a life, but she didn't believe me. She just had to tag along on one of my endeavors. And she got hooked. I mean, don't get me wrong. We don't get wasted every night. Hell, we never usually get wasted. Just about once a month. And on the other weekends, we try to humiliate ourselves in other ways. That tells you we are bored ass seniors that honestly do need a life.
"Kairi is pouting again." I shoot my head up just in time to see Sora walking over to us, hands in his uniform pockets.
Why was I the only hungover one that didn't get dressed properly this morning!
"Of course I am, Sora. I mean—not only did I drop two letter grades, Namine called me a party whore!"
I glanced at her. "You didn't seem that mad when I said it."
"That's besides the point, dear Namine."
Sora just looked from Kairi to me a few times before digging in his backpack and tossing me a Coke Zero. One thing that always helped me through hangovers—these babies.
I pretended to act embarrassed. "Aw, Sora. You know me so well, darling!"
A proud smirk graced his features. "Well, duh."
Kairi looked up and down the hallways for a minute before (possibly getting whiplash) turning back to us with a confused expression. "Where's Roxas?"
As if on cue—
1:23PM
To: Namine
From: Roxas
Why are my keys in the fridge?
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1:24PM
To: Roxas
From: Namine
You said, "This is really going to confuse me tomorrow." Drunk you likes to play tricks on himself.
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1:26PM
To: Namine
From: Roxas
This explains so much.
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"He's at home." I said, looking at the two in front of me. Sora nodded his head like it didn't even phase him, but Kairi looked at me in confusion.
Why would this surprise you?
Roxas is a lazy hoe.
"Why would he be at home? I mean, school just ended." Kairi held a hand to her chin. Glancing at Sora, I just shook my head and walked down the hall with him, away from the auburn haired girl. Maybe she's blond, like me. "Where are you guys going?"
If anyone ever asked me why I became a party girl, it would be this:
The guys I meet are hot as hell.
Well—actually, there is one guy.
Before I started hanging out with Sora (which I totally don't regret) there was this one guy. And this one sexy, hot, male never noticed me. Like, ever. I don't know if I was wearing an invisible cloak or something because we had been in the same class for three years and he didn't even know my Namine. I was offended. That all changed when I started hanging out with Sora.
Roxas—I mean, this really hot guy—totally started to notice me.
Which, I know is probably bad.
Maybe he never noticed me because we didn't talk.
Or whatnot.
But I have had a crush on him since I saw his pretty face. And I was smitten with him ever since I cleaned up his cut freshman year.
Yeah, I'm lame.
But—I do enjoy the lifestyle I have now. I get to go out every weekend and hang out with my friends.
And as for the word party girl, here is my definition, so you all aren't confused.
Party Girl -n-,: A girl who goes out every weekend to socialize in various events.
So no, it does not mean I get hammered all the time.
Thanks for judging me!
Ruuuuude.
"Are you even listening to a word I am saying, Namine?" I heard Sora's voice in the back of my head. I decided to ignore it because it was so quiet and my blackberry was so much more entertaining to look at. I mean, I can update facebook from this thing!
"Mm."
"Namine."
"Namine."
"Namine."
I sighed and looked up at the brunette sitting on my couch. "Yes Sora? My dear? My beloved?" I said sarcastically. "I will listen to all of you needs now."
Ever since I started hanging out with Sora, he and I have become close friends. He's like my gay boyfriend, if that makes any sense whatsoever.
"You need to get a life." He said seriously.
"Last time I checked, I had one. I hang out with you, remember? Unless you don't exist." Sarcasm was dripping from my voice as I smirked at him.
"Last time I checked, you were always on that thing you call a phone."
"It's my baby!"
"Bullshit!" He yelled. "Seriously, if you want to catch my brother's attention, you need to stop being such a nerd."
"I take offense."
"Good."
I fall back onto the floor, my blond hair cascading around me.
He's right.
"It seems you have come to your senses, young one." He said to me, looked at my pouty expression.
"I need to facebook!"
He sighed in defeat.
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Namine Hara god damn facebook, thank you for reminding me why everyone sucks.
5 people like this.
Kairi Nakano boo, stop being so negative.
Xion Oota yeah, Debbie Downer.
Namine Hara I'm happy. I just, you know, hate everyone (Sora Aoki) yadiiiig?
Sora Aoki don't hate, celebrate
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Roxas Aoki get my text?
Saturday at 8:54pm
Namine Hara i was in the showwwwaaa. I just looked. The answer is yes.
Roxas Aoki time?
Namine Hara asdfghjkkl ummm, whenever I wake up. So after three?
Roxas Aoki just text me.
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Kairi Nakano I'm so broke I can't PAAAY attention
Friday at 6:43pm
Namine Hara LOL you are such a loser, I love ittt.
Kairi Nakano bahahahaha!
"It's rude to insult me over facebook." Sora said, looking up from his phone.
"It's rude to insult me in person."
"Do you want me to help you get with my brother? You have been begging for months now."
I stayed silent.
I will not give into him.
Knowing Sora he will probably get me to act like a complete bimbo.
A slut.
A whore.
Words cannot express how much I don't want his help.
"Sure."
Dammit.
TBC
So, I figured out, if I write two stories at once, and one of them is humorous, I tend to be more in the mood to write. So that is what I am going to do. Two stories for all of you out there! Aren't I nice? Anyway, let me know what all of you thought about this first chapter. And if you liked it—hooray! I promise the next chapter will be longer. This is just chapter uno!
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