EPISODE 1
"WELCOME TO THE STAR CARNIVAL!"
MC Ballyhoo: These 18 castaways have been gathered from all four corners of the Nintendo universe!
Mario: It's-a me! My-a name is-a Mario Mario! I am a plumber from-a the Mushroom Kingdom in-a Italy! I have-a beaten-a Bowser at least-a eighty times! I excel at-a every sport known to-a mankind! Surely this should-a be a shroomwalk!
MC Ballyhoo: They are now setting sail for the most deserted area of Isle Delfino!
Bowser: I have been mocked for years for my inability to defeat Mario. I always have such great plans, and they always fall through. I am here to prove my immense strength and cunning intellect to the world! GWA HA HA!
MC Ballyhoo: Here they will spend the next 39 days fighting to survive against starvation, extreme heat, and the occasional Tweester!
Link: Okay, truth is, I can talk. I just know when to keep my mouth shut.
MC Ballyhoo: We've got characters from every Nintendo franchise you can think of, from Mario to F-Zero!
Ganondorf: What? I didn't know Captain Falcon was here! That's a strange choice considering how long it's been since the last F-Zero game… WAIT A SECOND! You don't mean me, do you? I'M FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA! Curse Nintendo for giving me the same Smash Bros moveset as that man in tights!
MC Ballyhoo: They will be divided into two tribes…
Pikachu: Pi Pikachu! Pika Pika!
MC Ballyhoo: …Heroes VS Villains!
Mewtwo: Hmph. Of course they make me a Villain for trying to show the world that I'm not just an experiment! Well, if they want a villain, they'll get one! I am by far the most dominant force on this crummy island, both mentally and physically. With psychic abilities to top it all off, I will not lose a single challenge!
MC Ballyhoo: With Hidden Immunity Idols in play…
Palutena: Well, as the Goddess of Light, I know better than to worship idols. [laughs] Too bad Pit couldn't make it. I bet he would think I was serious.
MC Ballyhoo: …and the return of Redemption Island…
Viridi: I'm the Goddess of Nature. Do you think I'll have any problem surviving out here?
MC Ballyhoo: …this game will be less predictable than a round of Board Game Island!
Kirby: HI!
MC Ballyhoo: One by one, tribes will vote out their members…
King Dedede: Don't let Return to Dream Land fool you! I am no hero! I simply do whatever is in my best interest. And as a king, I've had practice manipulating others through my power! I've got this!
MC Ballyhoo: …until only one remains to claim the million coin prize!
Donkey Kong: If I can find me some bananas to live off of, it won't be much different from home.
MC Ballyhoo: They were each allowed to bring one NOA-approved luxury item from their respective games to help them in select challenges!
King K. Rool: All right, I'm back in the spotlight! I've been ignored for too many games now. Darn Tiki Tak Tribe can go back to the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room where they belong!
MC Ballyhoo: You've seen the show before, but never like this!
Lucina: I'm used to having a player move me around like a pawn on a chessboard. It's my turn to be the chess master!
MC Ballyhoo: I'm MC Ballyhoo, the master of catastrophes!
Walhart: I am called Walhart the Conqueror for a reason. Strategy is for people of inadequate strength. My only strategy is brute force!
Big Top: And I, Big Top, am looking to get all of this money out of my head!
Samus: I've added several power-ups to my suit to prepare me for Survivor. I've got suit temperature control, bug repellent, a map of the area, a lighter, an umbrella… wait a second… oh no… WHERE ARE MY POWER-UPS?!
MC Ballyhoo: Welcome to Survivor: Nintendo – Heroes VS Villains!
Ridley: HYYYYAAAAARRRRGHHHH!
MC Ballyhoo: Thirty-nine days!
Villager: I've always been an outdoors girl. I live with animals. I know their language. I can stop any bear from raiding our camp. I'll have the whole tribe in my back pocket. And I'll still have room for seven couches.
MC Ballyhoo: Eighteen castaways!
Mr. Resetti: Don't look so shocked to see me here. Just be shocked that they made me a Villain instead of a Hero. What's with that? I protect y'all from the evils of resettin'. Folks can't go thinkin' that they can just erase their mistakes. Yet I get nothin' but hatred for all the hard work I do!
MC Ballyhoo: One Survivor!
MC Ballyhoo: Come on in, guys! HA HA HA!
[The castaways enter the beach area and stand on the separate Hero and Villain mats]
MC Ballyhoo: Welcome to Survivor: Nintendo!
[The Heroes cheer while the Villains stay stone-faced]
MC Ballyhoo: Ho ho! So… Bowser… what's it feel like to finally be here?
Bowser: Ask me that after Mario's been voted out.
[A few Heroes roll their eyes]
MC Ballyhoo: WHOA! You're spitting fire! How do you feel about that, Mario?
Mario: He does not intimidate-a me! I-a always crush-a him!
MC Ballyhoo: Palutena, each member of your tribe has a villain from their game in the other tribe. How do you think that will play out?
Palutena: As long as the tribes are separate, I think it will only motivate us more to defeat them in challenges. Though I think Viridi and I get along all right when we need to.
Viridi: I couldn't let my tribe think that I had connections with the Heroes.
Viridi: Ahem! I beg to differ. You have far too much faith in humanity for me to consider you a friend.
[A few Villains laugh while Palutena shows no reaction]
Palutena: Viridi has a Brain Age of 24. Don't think I'm not completely aware of why she said that.
MC Ballyhoo: Yes, well, it's time for our first Reward Challenge!
[The castaways are led to the challenge location. They see two long sections of land that are surrounded by outrageously tall fences. Within these pens are hundreds of sheep.]
MC Ballyhoo: HA HA HA! Gather round all! Our first Reward Challenge will bear some resemblance to Ram Jam from Wii Party! The castaways will have to battle their way through droves of sheep. When one tribe member reaches the mat, the next one will go. There is a twist, however. Scattered throughout the sheep's wool are five ping-pong balls and a racket which the tribe will collectively need to locate. Once all tribe members have reached the mat, one of them must use the racket to hit one ping-pong ball through the hole in that target over there. The first tribe to do so will win Reward. Want to know what you're playing for?
Viridi: Noooooooo, I want Hades to propose to me. [rolls eyes]
MC Ballyhoo: Um, I'll take that as a yes. The winning tribe gets to choose between this fire-making kit…
[Heroes respond positively]
Bowser: Right, because we don't have enough of that already. [breathes fire]
MC Ballyhoo: …and this fishing kit!
[Villager grins]
Villager: Can't wait to make some killer puns!
MC Ballyhoo: Finally, as with any challenge, you are allowed to use your luxury items…
[Lucina wields Falchion, Mario swallows a Fire Flower, Kirby and Dedede pick up their hammers, Mr. Resetti polishes his pickaxe, Link pulls out the Master Sword, Samus gets suited up, Palutena clutches her staff, Donkey Kong puts on his tie]
MC Ballyhoo: However, if any sheep are harmed, the tribe that caused the injury will immediately forfeit the challenge.
[Walhart curses and drops his Wolf Berg, Viridi groans and deactivates her Bumpety Bomb, Mario touches Bowser and loses his power… Donkey Kong keeps his tie on]
MC Ballyhoo: I'll give you a minute to strategize.
[The tribes huddle]
Mewtwo: All right, so who's going first?
Walhart: I don't care. It doesn't matter. We're stronger and faster than them.
Viridi: But Walhart, this is Survivor. We're going to need to strategize.
King K. Rool: I'm with Walhart. I'm powerful enough not to need any strategy.
Mewtwo: Right, which explains why Donkey Kong always beats you?
King K. Rool: You want to start something?
Ganonodorf: Yes, we want to start coming up with a plan before our minute is up!
Mewtwo: Before the first challenge even started, it was clear that Viridi and Ganondorf are the only Villains besides me with Brain Ages below 90.
MC Ballyhoo: Survivors ready… GO!
[King K. Rool and Lucina enter the sheep pens]
MC Ballyhoo: And they're off! King K. Rool immediately looks to be struggling to get between the sheep due to his large stature! And Lucina is… WHOA! She's using Falchion to shave the sheep!
Lucina: I'm not harming them! [grins]
MC Ballyhoo: Well, the lack of wool will make it much easier for her tribemates to get through! Plus they'll have an easier time finding the ping-pong balls!
[Ganondorf facepalms]
MC Ballyhoo: Lucina is plowing on forward with incredible grace and dexterity… and it looks like she found a ping-pong ball in the wool she just sliced off that sheep! King K. Rool is still struggling.
Mewtwo: I had initially wanted to let them forget about how incredible my psychic abilities are. I would be viewed as too big a threat. But in that moment, even though it was just a Reward challenge, my pride got the better of me.
Mewtwo: K. Rool, stand perfectly still!
King K. Rool: What?! What are you…?
Mewtwo: JUST DO IT!
[King K. Rool stands still while Mewtwo concentrates. Slowly, K. Rool rises into the air.]
MC Ballyhoo: WHOA!
Palutena: That's totally unfair!
MC Ballyhoo: Well, Mewtwo is still standing at the mat, so… I'm afraid what he's doing is legal!
[Donkey Kong groans]
[King K. Rool moves slowly to the other side of the pen]
MC Ballyhoo: Well, Lucina had enough of a lead that she makes it to the other side first! And it looks like she found the racket while I was focused on this giant floating Kremling! Samus enters the pen!
[King Dedede taps Mewtwo's shoulder]
King Dedede: Hey, Mewtwo! How are we supposed to find the ping-pong balls if you just carry us all over the sheep! Hello, Mewtwo? Are you listening?
[King K. Rool crashes to the ground, narrowly missing a sheep that he easily would have killed]
Mewtwo: YOU LOUD-MOUTHED IMBECILE! COULDN'T YOU SEE I WAS TRYING TO CONCENTRATE?!
King Dedede: Okay, I'm sorry, geez…
Mewtwo: I can sense the locations of all of the ping-pong balls! I'll go last and pick them all up as I go!
MC Ballyhoo: Looks like the Villains are having trouble cooperating! Samus, meanwhile, is charging through the pen without much to stand in her way, and she's running her hands through the wool on the ground to… oh, look! She found a ping-pong ball!
[Mewtwo scowls and picks up King K. Rool again]
MC Ballyhoo: King K. Rool is hovering towards the other side, and he's almost there! But Samus reaches the end first! Mario enters the pen! Mewtwo drops off King K. Rool and now it's Viridi's turn!
Viridi: No offense, Mewtwo, but I've got this!
MC Ballyhoo: Viridi is off to a very quick start! She seems confident that she'll reach the end on the ground faster than if Mewtwo levitated her across. Meanwhile, Mario looks like he's having trouble finding any ping-pong balls in those piles of wool Lucina sliced off the sheep!
Villager: Just go on ahead, Mario! I have a plan!
MC Ballyhoo: It sounds like Villager has a plan!
Villager: I, uh… think the audience heard me the first time…
MC Ballyhoo: Now Villager is being Miss Sass-a-frass!
[Villager rolls her eyes]
Lucina: Just tune him out, Villager! Get focused!
MC Ballyhoo: And Mario has jumped, skipped, and hopped to the other side! Now it's time to see what trick Villager has up her sleeve!
Villager: [clears throat] Baah baaaaah BAAAAAHHHHHH!
MC Ballyhoo: …
Mewtwo: I'm glad I wasn't carrying anyone during that little charade, or I would have bust a rib trying to keep my focus.
[Three of the Heroes' sheep walk over to the wool they used to call their own and each stick a hoof into their piles]
Samus: What's going on, Villager?
Villager: [starts running] I'm the only human in Surviville! Naturally, I've learned how to communicate with animals! The sheep knew which ones were carrying the ping-pong balls, and they've located them for me!
MC Ballyhoo: WHOA! There's just no end to the tricks these guys have up their sleeves! Viridi has now reached the other side and Mr. Resetti is… going to travel through the ground under the sheep! Remarkable! Villager has scooped up all of the remaining ping-pong balls and now the only things standing between the remaining Heroes and the mat are a bunch of bald sheep and piles of wool!
Bowser: BLARGH! I can't believe this!
[Mewtwo closes his eyes and slowly raises an arm]
MC Ballyhoo: What is Mewtwo…?
[all of the sheep in the pen start to rise]
MC Ballyhoo: WHOA! Instead of lifting people over the sheep, Mewtwo has managed to lift up all of the sheep themselves! As long as he keeps his concentration, the Villains can all just run straight through!
Villager: [reaches the mat] Just don't pay him any mind, guys! We still have the upper hand!
MC Ballyhoo: Villager seems confident as Pikachu uses Quick Attack to dash through the pen at high speed! Mr. Resetti reaches the end mat, and now Walhart is the first to attempt to run underneath the sheep that Mewtwo is levitating. He… seems to be struggling nonetheless!
Lucina: I can't believe that pinhead didn't have the sense to take off that ridiculous amount of armor before the challenge started.
MC Ballyhoo: Pikachu is across and here comes Link! And…Walhart is finally across, with Link coming in right behind him! There go Donkey Kong and Ganondorf! Donkey Kong gains a little bit of ground on him. Clearly speed is not a strength of most of the Villains! They reach the mat at about the same time and Kirby and Bowser are off! Two Heroes and four Villains are left, plus the Villains still need to locate the ping-pong balls!
Palutena: I'm beginning to realize why Pit was so annoyed by my play-by-play in that elevator.
MC Ballyhoo: Kirby reaches the mat just before Bowser! Palutena enters the pen along with King Dedede! And… Palutena reaches the mat! Okay, the Heroes are all across with the ping-pong balls and racket! Looks like Mario is going to try hitting first! He misses the first while Ridley swoops down through the pen at top speed! Could Mario win it right here? NOOOOO! He hits the target just outside of the hole! Ridley's already through and Mewtwo drops all the sheep! He's hovering over them now, looking for the ping-pong balls! He reaches into a sheep's wool and grabs one!
Mario: Mamma mia!
Palutena: It's okay, Mario! You've got plenty of time! Show us those Mario Tennis skills!
MC Ballyhoo: Mewtwo has one ping-pong ball in each hand and seems to be having trouble picking up a third due to the inconvenient structure of his hands! I guess those scientists didn't think he'd need to carry anything without using his powers! Can he get the last three ping-pong balls to levitate to the finish while still keeping himself in the air?!
[Mewtwo says some unkind things to MC Ballyhoo under his breath]
MC Ballyhoo: Mario's on his fifth ball! He'll have to go pick up the balls he's fired if this one misses… BUT IT GOES THROUGH!
[Heroes cheer]
MC Ballyhoo: HEROES WIN REWARD!
Bowser: BLARGH!
King Dedede: I don't believe it!
[Viridi spits on the ground]
[Ganondorf Falcon Pun – er, slams his fist on the ground]
Walhart: I think I need to… KILL SOMETHING! [runs at sheep with his axe]
Lucina: Walhart, what are you doing?!
[Pikachu quickly rubs wool against his cheeks and lets out a static-electricity-supercharged-Thunderbolt at Walhart]
[Walhart drops to the ground just in front of the sheep]
MC Ballyhoo: Uhhh…
Samus: Well done, Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika pikaaaa!
MC Ballyhoo: Right! Thank you, Pikachu, for stopping him! Walhart, unsportsmanlike conduct will not be tolerated on Survivor. At this point, I will not give you any further sanction, since you seem to be in enough pain already. But let this be a warning to all of you that the consequences will be worse in the future!
Mario: MC-a Ballyhoo is-a usually so-a laid back. I have never seen-a him get so-a serious.
MC Ballyhoo: Heroes, do you want the fire-making kit or the fishing kit?
Villager: We're taking the fishing gear!
MC Ballyhoo: All right, come and get it. Here's the map to your campsite.
[Heroes walk off]
MC Ballyhoo: Villains, got nothing for ya except a map to your campsite.
[Villains take the map, pick up Walhart's unconscious body, and walk off]
DAY 1 – HEROES
[Heroes return to camp]
Palutena: All right, good going guys!
Villager: Mr. Resetti will have to think twice before bothering me again!
Mario: Of course we-a won. What-a else is-a new?
Kirby: Aye-ay-aye!
Lucina: As much as I'd love to sit and celebrate, I think we have work to get done.
Palutena: You're right. Anyone have ideas for a shelter?
Donkey Kong: I built my own treehouse. I'll work on the shelter with a few of the more muscular people.
Palutena: Mario? Link? Samus? Lucina? You guys want to work on that?
Lucina: Sure.
Lucina: We get to our camp and it immediately looks like Palutena's taking charge. I'm fine letting her take that role right now, as it is a dangerous position to be in.
Palutena: Great. Now we also need a fire…
Pikachu: Pi Pikachu! Pika Pika!
Villager: Pikachu says he can start a fire with Thunderbolt.
Palutena: Ah, yes, I almost forgot you could understand him. Very well, why don't you two work on the fire while Kirby and I look for coconuts?
Villager: All right. [picks us axe] Let's find some wood, Pikachu!
Palutena: We all seem to be getting along… for now. I'm sure people will begin trying to form alliances right away. Speaking of which, I raised an important point without meaning to when I referred to Pikachu as a 'he.' Do we actually know that Pikachu is male? With four girls and four guys besides Pikachu, that may be a good thing to know. Alliances based on gender aren't uncommon on Survivor.
DAY 1 – VILLAINS
[Villains enter their campsite without saying much]
Viridi: Yeah, nobody's in a very good mood right now. And most of these guys are generally in bad moods to begin with. I'm worried that despite having a lot of brute strength on our tribe, some of my fellow Villains are too outrageously slow for their strength to matter. And their brains are even slower than their bodies.
Mewtwo: I am enraged and humiliated that we lost our first challenge. It's hard for me to blame myself when I know I'm the only reason it was even close. Nah, the real problems were those giant, sluggish oafs known as King K. Rool, Bowser, Walhart, and King Dedede. Nevertheless, I can sense that Walhart is extremely powerful.
Ganondorf: Listen, guys, I know that we're all outraged right now. But there is work to be done.
Bowser: RAWR! I didn't come here to work!
Mewtwo: Well, suck it up.
Bowser: You want to mess with Bowser?
Mewtwo: The only reason I haven't hurt you yet is that in this game, even the votes of dim-witted slobs like you have value.
[Bowser breathes fire]
Viridi: Calm down, Bowser, and go use that fire for something productive. Like, perhaps, starting a fire?
Bowser: [groans] Well, I guess that's easy enough…
Mewtwo: Now, why don't Walhart, Ganondorf, and Ridley come help me build a shelter? It shouldn't take too long with our strength and my psychic abilities.
King Dedede: Hey, are you calling me weak?
Viridi: Mewtwo is making the terrible mistake that some of the guys made in Survivor: One World. It's clear that Mewtwo will try to make an alliance with the other stronger players while they're building the shelter. But in an alliance of four, it doesn't matter how strong you are if the other five can team up against you. I decide to take advantage of this opportunity to get the others together.
Viridi: Can it, Dedede! The rest of you, come help me find food!
Mewtwo: Viridi knows what she's doing. I'm not letting her get away with it.
Mewtwo: Nonsense. You don't need five people to pick up a few coconuts.
Viridi: It'll only be four. Bowser's working on the fire.
Mewtwo: It's still more than you need. King Dedede, if you're as powerful as you say, come prove it by helping with the shelter!
Viridi: Ooh, Mewtwo's getting into it! Well, I'm not going to play his little game.
Viridi: No, come with me, King Dedede. Mewtwo will always believe that you're weak. He's just trying to appeal to your pride to get you into his alliance.
Mewtwo: I was not expecting her to be so blunt about what's happening so quickly!
Mewtwo: King Dedede, do you honestly think Viridi believes you're any stronger than tissue paper? She wants to use you as a pawn just as much as I do!
Viridi: Rubbish. I understand you, King Dedede, and I have great plans for you.
King Dedede: Perhaps what Viridi means by that is that we're both willing to do whatever is in our best interest, even if it means joining the good guys for a time. Mewtwo, on the other hand…
King Dedede: So you really do think I'm some pathetic little pawn, Mewtwo? Viridi, I'm voting with you!
Mewtwo: I made a huge mistake in assuming that King Dedede had an ounce of common sense. I knew he was stupid, but is he seriously going to vote to eliminate the only members of our tribe that can win us challenges?
Mewtwo: Very well, then. King K. Rool, how about you?
King K. Rool: Not a chance, Mewtwo. I haven't forgotten about the comment you made before the challenge. I know that we're all bad guys here, but you're pure evil!
Mewtwo: I'm so hurt.
Viridi: Well, I think it's settled. The five of us will vote… wait a minute, where's Mr. Resetti?
Mewtwo: [smiles] I guess you only have four. Which means the race is on to recruit that annoying… ly hilarious and friendly Mr. Resetti!
Viridi: Children! Er… my companions! Forget the fire, the food, and the shelter! We need to find Mr. Resetti!
Mewtwo: Walhart, Ganondorf, and Ridley, we need to find him first! And be nice to him, even if you have to bite your tongue until it bleeds!
DAY 1 – HEROES
Lucina: Excellent teamwork, guys!
Mario: This-a shelter could-a withstand a Tweester!
Donkey Kong: It's exactly how I envisioned it. Thank you all.
Samus: Hey, where'd Link go?
Lucina: He seems to have vanished. That's odd. I wonder how long he's been gone. It's difficult to know since he's just as silent when he's here as when he's not.
[Link stomps angrily across the beach]
Link: I just can't believe it. They put us on Isle Delfino. They give us MC Ballyhoo as a host. They warn us about Tweesters. They give us our prize in coins, which I'll have to take to the Hyrule Bank to convert to Rupees. This is supposed to be Survivor: Nintendo, but they've turned it into Survivor: Mario!
[Link stabs a crab with his Master Sword]
Link: I mean, seriously, haven't we all had enough of Mario being the undisputed king of Nintendo? He has appeared in more games than the rest of us put together! Would it be too much to ask for a Legend of Zelda Kart or a Link Teaches Typing?
[Link feels his sword hit against something in the sand underneath the dead crab. He digs in the sand and pulls out a 1-up mushroom along with a note explaining that this is a Hidden Immunity Idol.]
Link: What's a word for feeling overjoyed and completely disgusted at the same time? I found an idol, but it's another Mario reference! I suppose I have no choice but to suck it up and make sure I use it wisely.
Pikachu: Pika-CHUUUUUUU!
[Logs are struck by Thunderbolt, fire starts]
Villager: Nice going, Pikachu! Now we can pull out that fishing gear and catch us some supper. Whaddaya say?
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Villager: All, right let's go!
[Villager and Pikachu grab their fishing kit, climb into the canoe, and set sail]
Villager: Of course I'm already thinking about alliances. I'm still not sure why Palutena picked out four people to help Donkey Kong with the shelter. Those five could take the rest of us out. I need to at least make sure Pikachu's sticking with me for now. That should be easy enough. I'm the only one that can understand… him. Hey, wait a second…
Villager: Hey Pikachu, do you mind me asking if you are male or female?
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Villager: Ah, so you're a guy Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pi Pi!
Villager: Wait, you're Ash Ketchum's Pikachu?!
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Villager: Well, then, I'm sure you'll be a valuable asset to our tribe! Why don't you and I stick together?
Pikachu: PIKA!
[Something tugs on Villager's line]
Villager: Whoa, now! We've got a big one! [reels it in] I caught a tuna fish! You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
[Pikachu facepalms]
[Palutena and Kirby return from the woods with their arms full of bananas]
Palutena: I realized very quickly that I had made a big mistake in trying to establish myself as the leader and then letting five others work on the shelter together. They could easily vote me out first. My plan now is to talk to Lucina, Samus, and Villager about an all-girl alliance. Perhaps Kirby could be the fifth. He's really cute and I would imagine that he's trustworthy. I could also ask Villager about Pikachu. Either way, my argument will be that Mario, Donkey Kong, and Link have had their time to shine. It's time for our franchises to sell more!
Palutena: Hey, guys. That shelter looks great!
Donkey Kong: All in a day's work. I think this is more secure than my treehouse. I'm making some upgrades when I get home. I'd like to see K. Rool steal my bananas now!
Palutena: Speaking of bananas, we found some banana trees!
[Palutena tosses several bunches of bananas at Donkey Kong's feet]
Donkey Kong: BANANAS!
Palutena: Yes, but remember you're sharing them with a whole tribe. We also knocked down several coconuts, which are in a pile where we found them. Lucina, will you help me carry them back?
Lucina: I know what that means.
Lucina: Sure thing!
[Lucina and Palutena walk through the forest]
Palutena: …and if we all stick together, we'll knock the guys out one by one. What do you think?
Lucina: It's like you read my mind. Samus and I discussed an all-girl alliance while we were working on the shelter. She's totally on board. I'm assuming you'd like Pikachu to be our fifth? Villager can bond well with animals. I'm sure Pikachu will stay loyal to her.
Palutena: I hadn't thought of that. Yes, I suppose Pikachu would be a better choice than Kirby. But we'll still eliminate Kirby last, since he's so cute and innocent. Besides, Pikachu might be a girl anyway. Or do you know what gender Pikachu is?
Lucina: No, I'm afraid I don't know how to tell. We could have Villager find out for us, though it probably doesn't matter.
Palutena: No, I suppose it doesn't.
Lucina: I think Link should be the first to go. He's just too shady. And I don't think his abilities will be up to par with the rest of us in challenges.
Palutena: Sounds like a plan.
Link: Little do Professor Palutena and Lucina know that I was listening in on their entire conversation from the bushes! Guess it's a good thing I have this idol.
DAY 2 – VILLAINS
Viridi: Everyone else is still sleeping in that surprisingly good shelter that Mewtwo and his pawns put together in about twenty minutes. We've searched every inch of our campsite, and still we have no idea where Mr. Resetti ran off to. If he had quit the game or gotten injured, I'm sure MC Ballyhoo would have stopped by to tell us by now. So I thought of a plan to lure him out. And this is the best time to do it.
Viridi: Oh dear, what do I do? If I don't get Mr. Resetti's help, I could end up in the minority alliance and be the first one voted out. I sure wish I could HIT THIS ISLAND WITH A RESET BOMB AND START THE GAME OVER!
[Mr. Resetti pops out of the ground]
Mr. Resetti: What is this about a Reset Bomb?! Ya think there's somethin' heroic about startin' things over because they're not goin' the way ya planned? NO, THAT'S COWARDICE!
Viridi: I can't believe how well that worked! Tee hee!
Viridi: Well, Mr. Resetti, I'm afraid I'm going to have to reset this game if you won't vote with us to take down Mewtwo's alliance.
Mr. Resetti: I ain't stupid, lady! I've played Kid Icarus: Uprising! You ain't got any Reset Bombs! Pit destroyed your factory!
Viridi: Rats. He's not as clueless as I thought.
Mr. Resetti: I will never in a million years help out a resetter like you. I'm joinin' with Mewtwo's gang to vote ya outta here!
Viridi: My heart sank the moment he said that. I was so focused on luring out Mr. Resetti that I didn't stop to think about how offended he'd get at me mentioning resetting the game with a Reset Bomb. I had to do some quick thinking.
Viridi: Well, then, Mr. Resetti, I guess you'd better go tell Mewtwo about your plan.
Mr. Resetti: You betcha I will!
[Mr. Resetti approaches the shelter]
Mr. Resetti: Yo, Mewtwo! I'm joinin' your alliance! I want to vote out Queen Reset! Hello, can you hear me, Mewtwo? HELLO?!
Mewtwo: [eyes snap open] WHAT IN ARCEUS'S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU?! COULDN'T YOU SEE I WAS SLEEPING, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE WEASEL?!
[The other Villains awaken, except Bowser, who mumbles something in his sleep about not wanting to go to school today]
Mr. Resetti: Cool it, bub! I got news that could keep ya in this game! I want to vote with you for the Reset Bomb Princess!
[Mewtwo attempts to calm down, with some success]
Mewtwo: All right, thank you. I'm very happy to hear that.
Viridi: You don't look too happy, Mewtwo. [smiles]
Mewtwo: [clenches fists] I'm fine. And I'll feel a lot better when you're gone, Viridi. Don't listen to her, Mr. Resetti. She's just trying to get me to throw a tantrum so that you won't want to vote with me.
Mr. Resetti: No worries bro! I don't trust owners of Reset Bomb Factories!
Viridi: Despite Mewtwo calling Mr. Resetti a "weasel," he's so blinded by his hatred for resetting that he'll still take him over me. I can't give up, though. I do have a Plan B, but it might be a bit of a stretch.
[Mewtwo and Ganondorf are alone in the woods]
Ganondorf: I have to tell you, Mewtwo, that something seemed a little off about Mr. Resetti.
Mewtwo: How can you even tell?
Ganondorf: The way he referred to Viridi as "The Reset Bomb Princess" just seemed a little over the top. I'm wondering if Viridi told him to say those things in order to fool us into thinking he's on our side.
Mewtwo: As much as I don't want to believe it, you may be right. I was a little fishy about his proposal as well, but for a different reason: Why would he wake me up in the middle of the night? Surely he's aware that doing so would cement him his place at the bottom of our alliance.
Ganondorf: Well, it's possible that he's just really stupid. But I still can't help but compare his behavior to Ozzy's charade at Redemption Island on Survivor: South Pacific. We must proceed with caution.
MC Ballyhoo: Come on in, guys! HA HA HA!
[The castaways enter the challenge area and stand on their Hero and Villain mats]
MC Ballyhoo: Welcome to your first Immunity Challenge! Ganondorf, what's been the mood at camp knowing that one of your tribe members could be going home tonight?
Ganondorf: Honestly, can we please just start the challenge? None of us are feeling great right now.
MC Ballyhoo: Whoa, someone's got ants in their pants! Lucina, how well are you Heroes getting along?
Lucina: We're getting along very well, actually. It makes me proud to be one of the good guys. We don't make enemies with each other. We only make enemies with the real enemies.
[Walhart scowls]
MC Ballyhoo: Well spoken! Now, today's Immunity Challenge is an obstacle course. First, each tribe must somehow get down a set of keys from up high by maneuvering it through a metal coil. Then, you must somehow bust your way through five solid brick walls. Grab your second set of keys after that, in the same way that you got your first set. Next, every member of each tribe must work their way through a huge jungle gym. Finally, grab the last set of keys and open the three locks on the treasure chest. After each task, all tribe members must reach the mat before the team can continue. The items you brought from your games will definitely come in handy. The first team to open their treasure chest wins Immunity and is safe from Tribal Council. The losers will be seeing me at Tribal Council tonight, where the first castaway will be sent to Redemption Island. Any questions? All right, grabs any items you wish to use and let's get started!
MC Ballyhoo: Survivors ready… GO!
[The two tribes take off]
MC Ballyhoo: Before I can even prepare myself, Ridley has already torn down the entire structure that was holding the keys up! I guess that's one way to do it. Over at the Heroes, Lucina is picked up by her comrades and… she slices the metal coil off with one swipe of Falchion! What a blade! While Ridley took down the structure for the Villains, he seems to be having a time getting the actual keys out of the coil! The Heroes decide to just take off with the coil! Guess there's nothing illegal about that. Ridley attempts to tear off the coil, but he's having trouble doing so!
Bowser: I'll handle this! [prepares fire breath]
Viridi: NO! You'll melt the keys!
Bowser: Oh, yeah. [closes mouth]
Mr. Resetti: Ya whipper-snappers don't know nothin'! Here's how it's done! [pulls out pickaxe]
Ganondorf: Oh, give me a break!
MC Ballyhoo: Ganondorf picks up Mr. Resetti with one hand and… chucks him forward to the mat! My, things are getting heated! Ganondorf is manually sliding the keys through the coil while the Heroes are trying to figure out the most efficient way to break through the walls!
Donkey Kong: I've got this!
[Donkey Kong winds up his arm and lets a fully charged punch fly.]
Donkey Kong: OWWW, SON OF A BANANA KING THAT HURT!
Mario: Donkey Kong-a used a boxing glove-a in-a Mario Super Sluggers. Why didn't he-a bring that along? It would be-a more useful than-a his tie!
MC Ballyhoo: Donkey Kong makes a dent in the wall, but it's still holding firm! Meanwhile, the Villains have the keys and can now start on the… wait, no they can't! Where's Mr. Resetti?
Mr. Resetti: I'm back here at the start! I ain't movin' till people start appreciatin' me!
Ganondorf: I threw you forward to the mat! You got to be the first one there! Why would you run back?
Mewtwo: Ridley, do your thing!
[Ridley flies back to the start and clutches Mr. Resetti in his talons]
Mr. Resetti: PUT ME DOWN, YA OVERSIZED TURKEY!
MC Ballyhoo: Ridley brings Mr. Resetti forward to the mat! Now they can work on getting through the brick walls! Over at the Heroes, Palutena looks like she's borrowing one of Pit's moves: the Explosive Flame!
Palutena: It's my move, now! It's one of my custom moves in the newest Super Bash Sisters game!
MC Ballyhoo: Uh… right! Whatever you say! It seems the explosion knocked some of the bricks loose, but there's still a big pile of bricks in the Heroes' way! Over at the Villains, Mewtwo seems very focused! What is he trying to do? It looks like he could be charging an attack! Meanwhile, Kirby is using those mega inhaling powers he gained in Return to Dream Land to stuff his mouth with all those bricks! It seems to be working! He spits out a giant star… and it puts a major dent in the second wall! Well done! What's this? Samus rolls into ball form and… Palutena picks her up and sticks her through a hole that Kirby created when he hit the wall! Remarkable! Now Samus can work on the third wall while the others clear up the loose bricks from the second wall that are blocking their path!
King Dedede: I can't stand this! Why can't I start hammering through these walls while Mewtwo is charging?
Viridi: Zip it, Dedede. You would break his focus. Any second now…
[The ground quakes as Mewtwo lets out a beam of psychic energy that blasts through all five walls]
MC Ballyhoo: WHOA!
Mario: Mamma mia!
Palutena: Hurry, Kirby! Suck them up!
MC Ballyhoo: The Heroes now seem frantic as Kirby inhales the loose bricks from the second wall! Samus has blown the third wall to bits with a few charged shots, and now Kirby spits out the bricks at the fourth wall! Meanwhile, the Villains have all reached the next mat and can go for that second set of keys! Ridley tears the structure down once again.
Walhart: I should have thought of this sooner!
[Walhart uses his Wolf Berg to cleanly chop the metal coil off]
MC Ballyhoo: Amazing! The Villains can just take the coil containing the keys with them the way the Heroes did! Those Fire Emblem weapons sure are powerful! Palutena tries another Explosive Flame on the wall Kirby just majorly dented.
Palutena: Ladies and gentleman, in honor of my Kid Icarus heritage, I would like to let all the readers of this amazing fan fiction know that I am breaking the fourth wall.
MC Ballyhoo: Who's she talking to? Well, it doesn't matter because the fourth wall has been shattered! Samus appears to be working on the fifth wall while Kirby just goes ahead and swallows all the loose bricks so the others can get through! Meanwhile, the Villains are entering the rope jungle gym! I would like to remind you that you may not just tear the jungle gym down. You must go through it!
Ganondorf: Guess we know what that means. Ridley? Bowser?
[Ridley touches Bowser's spikes and shrinks]
Mario: WHAT?!
MC Ballyhoo: WHOA! Ridley shrinks to half his size and can now fit through the jungle gym! In fact, at this size he could work as a playable character in Smash Bros.!
Bowser: That's right, Mario! I can make ANYONE shrink when they touch me! You're not special!
Mario: Mamma mia!
Samus: Just ignore him, Mario! I've finished the fifth wall! Let's move!
MC Ballyhoo: The Heroes have finally worked their way through the walls and are now headed for their second set of keys! Over at the Villains, Ridley has already flown swiftly through the jungle gym and is waiting for the others along with Mewtwo, who also made quick work of it with his levitation powers! Viridi's almost there, with King Dedede puffing high and low right beside her! The bigger guys are bringing up the rear, including Bowser, Ganondorf, Walhart, and King K. Rool! Sorry guys, I promise we'll have challenges in the future that take advantage of your physical strength and rely less on dexterity!
King K. Rool: You're not helping!
MC Ballyhoo: It's not my job to help! Anyway, Lucina has sliced the second coil clean off, and now the Heroes are ready to work on the jungle gym! The Villains are… wait a minute, what happened to Mr. Resetti?!
Mewtwo: You can't be serious.
MC Ballyhoo: It seems Ridley couldn't keep a hold of him when he shrunk! He is nowhere to be seen! Could he have gone underground?
Walhart: If we lose this challenge because of him, I will play whack-a-mole with Wolf Berg!
[Viridi reaches the mat]
Viridi: Relax, I've got this. [clears throat] Hey, MC Ballyhoo, can we start this challenge over? You know, pretend that this first run NEVER HAPPENED?!
[Mr. Resetti pops out of the ground near the start]
Mr. Resetti: Don't you dare!
Viridi: Grab him, Mewtwo!
[Mewtwo focuses]
MC Ballyhoo: WHOA! Viridi lured Mr. Resetti out, and Mewtwo is levitating him towards the jungle gym!
Mr. Resetti: YOU BETTER PUT ME BACK DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I AIN'T NEVER VOTIN' WITH YOU!
MC Ballyhoo: Mewtwo is doing a remarkable job of tuning him out! He hasn't lost his focus, despite Mr. Resetti's threats! He is now levitating him through the jungle gym, where the bigger guys are about three-fourths of the way there! Meanwhile, the smaller Heroes are making quick work of the jungle gym. Though Link is falling behind the rest of his tribe!
Link: What can I say? Most of my games don't require a lot of physical exertion on my part. In fact, I usually jump automatically!
MC Ballyhoo: It's a race to the finish! The Heroes are moving quickly, but can they catch up to the Villains? Pikachu is getting close to the end, but the others are only a little over halfway there! Meanwhile, Ganondorf has reached the mat, with King K. Rool, Bowser, and Walhart just behind! Mewtwo is still hauling Mr. Resetti along as well, and he's almost there!
Palutena: I knew our only hope at that point was to distract Mewtwo so he'd drop Mr. Resetti.
Palutena: Oh my goodness, it's Mew!
[Mewtwo's eyes snap open and Mr. Resetti falls and lands on a platform in the jungle gym]
Mr. Resetti: Yeah, I'm outta here! And after we lose, I'm votin' out Mewtwo!
MC Ballyhoo: Mr. Resetti is stuck in this jungle gym and seems to be trying to reach the ground!
Ganondorf: Mewtwo, how did you fall for that?! PICK HIM BACK UP!
[Mewtwo scowls and focuses again]
MC Ballyhoo: Well now, wasn't that a great move on Palutena's part! Pikachu has reached the mat for the Heroes, and all of the Villains are now at the end except Mr. Resetti, who worked his way back a little bit when Mewtwo dropped him! The other Heroes are getting close, but Link is still only halfway through!
Mario: This is-a why my-a games have-a sold more than-a his.
MC Ballyhoo: I'm on the edge of my seat! Samus, Palutena, Mario, Kirby, Lucina, Donkey Kong, and Villager all tumble out of the jungle gym at about the same time! It's a race now between Link and an angry, floating Mr. Resetti!
Mr. Resetti: YER GONNA PAY FOR HOW YER TREATIN' ME!
MC Ballyhoo: Mr. Resetti has overtaken Link! He's getting closer to the finish!
Samus: Link, stop proving that you're as weak as your games' plotlines!
Lucina: You're not helping, Samus! Don't give up, Link! Challenge your fate!
MC Ballyhoo: Lucina has encouraging words for Link, but Mewtwo has dragged Mr. Resetti all the way through, and he forces him against the mat!
[Mr. Resetti runs away screaming]
MC Ballyhoo: The Villains can forget about him now! They just need to grab the third set of keys and open the chest! Link is getting close to the end, but Ridley's already torn the structure down and Walhart has chopped off the coil! Viridi takes the first set of keys and opens the first lock! Ganondorf grabs the second set of keys, which are still attached to the coil, and opens the second!
[Donkey Kong slams his fists on the ground]
MC Ballyhoo: Link reaches the mat just as Viridi opens the third lock. They've opened the chest! VILLAINS WIN IMMUNITY!
[Villains cheer]
Bowser: GWA HA HA! All Bowser, baby!
Ganondorf: Oh, come off it! Mewtwo won that challenge for us. Thanks, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: [actually smiles a little] I… I did it! Ha ha! WE WON!
King Dedede: Yeah! In your face, Kirby!
[Palutena buries her face in her hands]
[Link breaks down in tears]
MC Ballyhoo: All right, Villains, here is your well-deserved Immunity! You are safe from Tribal Council tonight! [hands Immunity to Mewtwo]
MC Ballyhoo: Now head on back to camp!
[Villains gleefully walk off]
MC Ballyhoo: Heroes, Tribal Council tonight, where one of you will be the first one sent to Redemption Island. Head on back to camp.
Samus: I shouldn't have lost my temper with Link. But I'm tired of his games dominating the action-adventure genre when the guy can't do anything! He's weak, he's slow, and he can barely jump! And he's the one and only reason we lost that challenge. He needs to go.
DAY 3 – VILLAINS
[The Villains walk back into camp. Mewtwo throws the Immunity on the ground.]
Mewtwo: I… er… we did it! Ha ha!
Ganondorf: Ah, go ahead and say you did it, Mewtwo! You blew apart all five walls and dragged Resetti to the end! We couldn't have done it without you!
Viridi: It's true that we couldn't have won that challenge without Mewtwo. But it's not like Ganondorf to be so… complimentary. He must be trying to tighten his alliance with Mewtwo as much as he can. Also, why isn't anyone giving me credit for luring out Mr. Resetti?
Walhart: Say, where is Mr. Resetti?
King Dedede: I guess he's in the woods somewhere. We're voting him out the first chance we get, right?
Mewtwo: You'd like that, wouldn't you? But I'm afraid he's not leaving until we've used him to at least take out Viridi. And maybe one more member of your alliance.
Viridi: Ugh, are you sure you want to do that? He said he was going to vote for you during the challenge.
Ganondorf: He'll come around after he's cooled down from his senseless little tantrum. We're the ones that will win the challenges. He's not completely crazy.
Ganondorf: At least I sure hope he isn't.
Viridi: Mr. Resetti is the most delusional piece of work in the history of Survivor. I mean, give me a break. If you're going to try and throw the challenge, or whatever he was trying to accomplish, you can't tell us we're mistreating you by dragging you to the finish. The guy is such a wild card that I know I'm far from being a dead woman walking. Worst case scenario, I could just tell Mr. Resetti that Viridi is spelled M-E-W-T-W-O and Mewtwo would be headed to Redemption Island.
DAY 3 – HEROES
[Barely a word is spoken as the Heroes enter camp]
Link: The loss was my fault. I feel… like a disgusting human being. I never realized how inferior I was to the other Nintendo stars. And now we're going to Tribal Council… because of me.
Palutena: Link, please don't beat yourself up. I can see you doing it.
Link: …
Palutena: Our tribe has benefited from having you. You may not show it, but I know you're a brave and intelligent person.
[Link walks into the woods without saying a word]
Villager: Well, that's a little rude of him. You were trying to cheer him up.
Palutena: It's okay. I can't imagine how Link must feel right now. He's the star of the most critically acclaimed video game franchise of all time. He may be thinking that this will shatter his image.
Lucina: And I think he knows he's going home tonight.
Palutena: Yes, that too. And you're all in on that? Mario? Donkey Kong? Kirby? Pikachu?
Donkey Kong: Yeah. I feel bad for the guy, but we need to win challenges.
Pikachu: Pikachu…
Villager: Pikachu is in.
Palutena: Then it's settled.
Palutena: If anyone had to fail miserably at this challenge, I'm glad it was a man. The men don't realize that the women have an alliance planned. Now the men will help us vote out one of their own, unaware of what it will cost them. I think we would have been able to eliminate Link anyway, but now we don't even have to worry about anyone flipping.
[Link walks through the woods towards the tree where he hid his 1-up mushroom]
Link: As much as I feel that I deserve to go home, I think that the Goddess of Light's kind words struck a note with me. I know I'm better than what I showed at the challenge today. I need to stay in this game so I can show the world what I'm made of. I could try to rally a few supporters together, but I don't think it will work. They're all going to vote for me tonight. And I'm not going home with an idol in my pocket.
[Palutena and Villager go into the woods to collect firewood]
Palutena: I don't think anyone has had a chance to tell you yet that we're planning on an all-girl alliance.
Villager: Really? That's great! Pikachu is male, but I know he'll stick with me. There are only four girls, and it'd be best to have a fifth. I'd rather not go into our next Tribal Council with four guys that could catch on to our alliance and vote together against one of us. Then we'd have to draw rocks.
Palutena: I'm glad to hear that you've got Pikachu. That's what I was going to ask you.
Villager: Final five?
Palutena: Final five.
Palutena: I may have underestimated Villager. She clearly has her head in the game. If our alliance ends up as the final five, then I already need to start thinking about who I want with me at the Final Tribal Council. But for now, I can relax because we've got an easy vote tonight.
[The Heroes enter the Tribal Council area as dramatic music plays]
MC Ballyhoo: Behind each of you is a torch. Grab a torch and approach the flame. Dip it in and get fire. In this game, fire represents your life. Once your fire is gone, so are you.
[The Heroes light their torches, lean them against the wall, and sit down]
MC Ballyhoo: Welcome to your first Tribal Council. Mario, what's the mood been like at camp this afternoon?
Mario: We are all-a very upset-a. But we know that-a Link is-a going home, so the rest of us are-a feeling relaxed.
MC Ballyhoo: WHOA! Link, it looks like you were under the bus before this council started. What do you have to say about that?
Link: …
MC Ballyhoo: Giving me the silent treatment, eh? Well, that's all right.
Lucina: Actually, Link hasn't said a word to any of us since the game started. Palutena and I had already talked of sending him home even before today's challenge.
MC Ballyhoo: Really? Interesting. Well, speaking of today's challenge, what exactly went wrong, Samus?
Samus: Mewtwo is what went wrong. He dragged his team through that challenge. And in Mr. Resetti's case, he did so very literally.
MC Ballyhoo: Do you concur, Villager?
Villager: Yes, the Villains would have been in trouble without him. I think most of us did very well today.
[Link buries his face in his hands]
MC Ballyhoo: Ouch! I think we all know what you meant by "most of us."
Villager: Er, sorry. I didn't mean to rub salt in the wound.
MC Ballyhoo: Donkey Kong, would you say that your camp has a leader?
Donkey Kong: Uh, no, not really. We all know when things need to get done, and we can do them without orders.
MC Ballyhoo: Were you aware that Lucina and Palutena had already talked about voting Link out?
Donkey Kong: No, I suppose I wasn't. But I think it's too early to say that they're pulling the strings.
[Palutena smiles]
MC Ballyhoo: Well, you all seem pretty sure that Link is headed to Redemption Island. Let's find out. Kirby, you're up first.
[Dramatic music plays as Kirby approaches the voting area]
[He is followed by Pikachu, then Palutena, then Samus]
[Samus holds up her vote – Link]
Samus: I'm sorry about what I said during the challenge, but we need to make our tribe stronger.
[She is followed by Mario, then Donkey Kong, then Lucina]
[Lucina holds up her vote – Link]
Lucina: I'm sorry, Link, but quiet people often have a lot going through their heads. You're too big of a strategic threat, and you don't have the physical strength to make it worth it to keep you.
[She is followed by Villager, then Link]
[Link stares at the paper, looking deep in thought]
[Link writes something, then sits back down]
MC Ballyhoo: All right, I'll go tally the votes.
[MC Ballyhoo grabs the votes and brings them back]
MC Ballyhoo: If anybody has a Hidden Immunity Idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so.
[Link stands up and pulls out his idol]
Mario: Mamma mia!
Pikachu: PIKA?!
Lucina: I should have known.
Palutena: How is it that the thought never crossed our minds that he might have a Hidden Immunity Idol? I feel so stupid.
MC Ballyhoo: WHOA! [takes the idol from Link] All right then, any votes cast for Link will not count. I'll read the votes.
[Palutena bites her nails]
MC Ballyhoo: First vote: Link – does not count. Second vote: Link – does not count. Third vote: Link – does not count. Fourth vote: Link – does not count.
[Samus buries her face in her hands]
MC Ballyhoo: Fifth vote: Link – does not count. Sixth vote: Link – does not count. Seventh vote: Link – does not count. Eighth vote: Link – does not count.
[Tears stream down Lucina's face]
[MC Ballyhoo pulls out the last vote]
MC Ballyhoo: First person voted out of Survivor: Nintendo…
[Kirby covers his eyes… and looks adorable doing it]
MC Ballyhoo: … Samus. That one vote is enough. Bring me your torch.
[Everyone looks at Link, and a ghost of a smile appears on his face]
Samus: [looks at Link] Well played, Link. I guess I deserved that.
[Samus brings her torch to MC Ballyhoo]
MC Ballyhoo: Samus, the tribe has spoken.
[He snuffs her torch]
MC Ballyhoo: You will have a chance to get back in this game. Grab your stuff and head to Redemption Island.
Samus: [waves] Good luck, guys!
[Samus heads to Redemption Island]
[MC Ballyhoo looks at all the shocked faces]
MC Ballyhoo: What a way to start this game. I don't think any of you saw that coming. Link, will you be able to work your way back into things? Grab your stuff, head on back to camp.
[Heroes leave Tribal Council]
[Samus shows up at Redemption Island]
Samus: I'm sure Link voted for me because of my careless comment at the challenge. Either that or he just doesn't like that there's a superior action-adventure franchise that I star in. [laughs] I'm sure it's the former. Well, I'm not giving up just yet. Though things will be pretty lonely here until Link shows up…
THE VOTES
Donkey Kong: Link
Kirby: Link
Link: Samus
Lucina: Link
Mario: Link
Palutena: Link
Pikachu: Link
Samus: Link
Villager: Link