RANT 1 ENGLAND vs "SOCCER"
What the hell is wrong with you people? It's not soccer for god's sake it's FOOTBALL! You kick the damn ball with your FOOT! It makes sense to call it football! And don't get me STARTED on what America calls football. That isn't 'football', that's a load of CRAP! How is it even logical to call that football? When do you actually kick the ball? THEIR GODDAM BALL ISN'T EVEN ROUND! America comes in and starts talking to me about soccer as if he can actually PLAY the sport. Doesn't he know that Americans are terrible at soccer by a world standard? Why can't he just stick to playing baseball or whatever it is Americans do, as long as he STOPS calling American football 'football'. In football, you move the BALL with your FEET. Therefore it should be called FOOTBALL! What idiot thought that it would be a good idea to call it soccer? What the hell? Where did that name even come from? GAH! I don't even want to say the word anymore! THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL FOOTBALL 'SOCCER' IS GOING TO DIE!
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