Disclaimer, I do not own these characters, however, they are life.

"Are you fucking kidding me…Twilight?" Rose said she was wedged between Sydney and Lissa. They had banished the boys to the floor. Mia smiled,

"Come on, it'll be funny." She pleaded, she had her perfectly spiraled curls piled into a loose bun on top of her head, but it actually looked glamorous instead of messy. Lucky, Rose thought wirily.

"Come on Rose, I haven't seen it." Jill begged from the other side of Sydney. She gave a dramatic sigh and said,

"Fine, stick it in."

"Bet that's' not the first time you said that." Christian called from the floor. She chucked a pillow at his head and of course, she hit him. After a scolding from Lissa, Mia popped the movie in.

*Twilight*

"Ok…we got some grass…some trees…and a deer…holy fucking shit!" Rose shouted, jumping as something tackled the animal on screen. Christian turned to her, his dark eyebrows pulled together and a smirk on her handsome face.

"You've killed more Strigoi than we could count, but you jumped at something grabbing a deer." She just looked at him. The Moroi chuckled and turned his attention back to his movie.

"You dumb bit- You never go into the woods, what the hell is wrong with you?!" Rose shouted as the confrontation scene came. Sydney laughed quietly beside her and bumped her with her elbow.

"Rosalie's a bitch…I don't like her." Jill said, sticking her hand into the popcorn bowl.

"Wait…who are these guys?" Christian called as the nomads walked onto the Cullen's field.

"Those were they guy who killed that other guy." Mia told him, her blue eyes glued to the screen.

"You brought a snack." James said in the movie. Everybody in the room oohheedd loudly. At the final action scene, Rose sat up curious to see how the as she put it 'pansy ass little bitch vamp wannabes ' were gonna kill James.

"What the fuck is she doing? She just sitting there, letting him get hurt!" Rose exclaimed, outraged.

"She's human." Mia said.

"So?! Sydneys human, but you can bet your ass that she wouldn't be sittin there doing nothing, she throw that little sack or do that weird human magic stuff she does."

"I think her legs' broken." Eddie said.

"Mm," the Guardian said. After Victoria let her hair down and the end credits rolled, Rose turned to Mia and said.

"What the fuck was that? That was the worst two hours of my life, you know what I could have done in that time?!"

"Banged Dimitri?" Christian said, smirking at her.

"You are aware that I can kill you right? Lik…literally kill you."

"I would just work some fire magic on you."

"I'd punch you in the face before you lifted your hand." He paused and thought about this.

"Fair point,"

"So you don't wanna watch the seconds one?" Mia asked.

"There's a second one?" Jill asked. Mia's mouth dropped

"There're five,"

"Five?!" Everyone exclaimed in unison.

"Who would pay to watch this five times?!" Eddie asked genuinely shocked.

"I don't know, they can't fight, their romance is so fucking cheesy and they eat animals, it's disgusting." Jill said.

"I don't know, I guess it's a human thing." Christian said shrugging. There was a collective silence as everyone waited for him to realize his mistake. Sydney leaned forward slowly, her mouth pulled to one side. Christian felt someone staring at him, he turned around and met Sydney's gold eyes and his brown ones widened. She just shook her head slowly and everyone laughed at one of the few time that someone has ever made Christian Ozera speechless.