Ch. 1 Okami Sparkles (Waka x Sugawara x Reader Comedy Thing)
Author's note:
(Okay so this is going to be more comedy related then anything. At least in the beginning chapter. I might decide to turn it into something else but we'll see. This is based off a couple of jokes me and my friends made and decided to turn it into something.
Anyways, it is mainly referenced off the videogame Okami. There is some other game references and an inside joke or too.
If you don't know who Debbie is, he is from the videogame franchise, The Legend of Zelda. And is from the Zelda game, Skyward Sword. He is the antagonist who has the internet name "Debbie". I don't know why they just call him that.
And finally an explanation to the inside joke, "Tank's Restaurant." My friends and I were playing Left For Dead and we were facing one of the tanks. Well, I had fell down into the abandon swamp restaurant and the tank fell in pursuit with me. However it was amusing to us because he had fallen right behind the counter so I said,
"Welcome to Tank's restaurant, can I take your order?"
So we have always had this inside joke that he had a restaurant and all the videogame related people would hang there like a hot spot.)
Sugawara pinned you to Waka's desk, he pulled out Waka's flute and pressed you further against the pompous moon tribe's work space.
He smirked when he saw your startled expression, not only at his actions but at the half baked profit's instrument.
"Oh where's Waka you ask? Why do I have his flute? Oh trust me that fruitcakes been here before…"
He chuckled at your blush and shocked reaction.
"Yes that's right I made his cherry blossom bloom. His sparkles went everywhere."
Your breathing quickened with his next words.
"Now it's your sapling now that I'm going to bloom to get your cherry bomb to explode.", he purred slyly.
"I hope you learned Ami's brush strokes well..", he added before he leaned in.
As you leaned away you saw a particular painting on the desk. You studied it a little more and saw it was Issun's work. Your eyes widened when you realized who it was. Sugawara grinned at you in amusement as he noticed this.
"You think Issun hated that fruitcake eh? That was just a cover.. He didn't want anyone to know about Waka's special painting requests… He would say in his weird foreign language Draw me like one of the French girls Issun.."
You screamed in sheer horror.
"What kind of fucked up shit do you smoke on the moon?!", you exclaimed.
He chuckled even more and slowly slide the fruitcakes flute up against your thighs very sensually making you involuntarily shudder.
"Yes Waka could walk on water but he couldn't that time because it was too much," he giggled. "His notes he plays when we use his flute can't compare… It's not the only wood he puts his lips to-"
Both of you froze when you heard the familiar gay voice.
"Bonjour! Oh Sugawara-chaaaaann, I got the oranges back from Tank's restaurant. I had a nice chat with Debbie….? What is she doing on my desk? Why do you have my flute?! I thought that was OUR thing.", the sparkly bitch said as he put his hand on his hip and stuck his wrist out.
Sugawara pushed you away and walked over to him.
"Yes…it is Your instrument isn't it Waka-chan…" He purred and wrapped his arm around his waist as pulled the gay fuck closer.
"Prophet? More like prostitute!", you say as you leaped off the desk, "I don't want to be a part of your weird kinky shit! Good bye!"
You make for the door. Waka stopped you, "You know too much. This can't get around to the trooperes."
He looked at Sugawara for conformation.
"Oh yahs, that would be bad~~ especially the pictures.", Sugawara agreed.
"You showed her the pictures?!"
"No, I just had them out… I wanted to look at them some more. But it's never better than the real thing."
Waka paused and said,
"Yeah, you're sure a queer."
He locked the door.
Sugawara smiled and said,
"Yeah, but you're much freakier than me. Remember when you tuned my flute? I remember very well. You played it so well and your fingering was just in the right place to hit the notes. The over tones were a bit too loud for my taste, but it made me remember the waterspout technique. That is a brush stroke I never want to forget.", He sighed with a slight blush.
"Yes it makes quite good pillow talk afterwards.." Waka added.
Sugawara smiled and replied,
"Would it be good to say that I forgot? Or would you be mad at me?" Waka looked at him and smiled.
"Debbie said that I should be mad at something like that, but I'll let that slide… For now!"
Sugawara was interested, so he asked,
"Oh? What did he say exactly?"
"Oh that off the desk, I should whip you into knight material! I don't know what that means, but I think it means to use a whip."
You tried to unlock the door.
"This is a conversation that should be done in privet! Not where I can hear it!", you protested your uncomforts in the background.
Waka put his hand on the door and leaned against it.
"Gaberongai!" You were so confused, but you knew that now wasn't the time to ask questions.
You turned your head to the side and shouted, "Let me out of here!"
His good looks were tainted by his horrible pass time. He said,
"You can't leave! You know too much!" He looked at Sugawara. "What should we do?"
Sugawara thought for a moment.
He said, "Should we kill her?"
"Absolutely not!"
"Should we imprison her here, then?", Sugawara suggested, irritated.
Waka said, " I know, we can put her in the Tao Troopers! What do you think?"
Sugawara half smiled before he spoke.
"That's perfect! Since she already knows, she can be the guard the headquarters and if she has to, then she can watch~!"
Sugawara he laughed slightly.
"I don't want to watch anything!", your face was bright red.
Waka said, "That's fine, we can blindfold you if you want us to." You managed to finally push the door open, but by the time you looked up to the path Waka was already blocking your way.
Sugawara gave you a bag of money.
"Here, this is to keep quiet. And let me reassure you, there is more where that came from! Isn't that right fruitcake?"
He expected Waka to agree with him.
The moon loon replied in an expected answer.
"Of course! Sugawara-sama is very rich politician if you couldn't tell. And I got connections with queen Himiko, so if money is what you want then we have it."
Money wasn't what you wanted at All.
"You can never bribe me!"
"Well we need your cooperation. Maybe we can get Ammy to draw a cricle around you." Waka thought aloud.
Sugawara was getting ready to leave. "I have a campaign on gay rights soon, I have to leave to get there in time." He sighed and glanced at the clock tower.
Waka nodded and said,
"There is still time! GET ME MY FLUTE!"
Suga smiled as Waka continued. "I would like to check the read." Sugawara replied, "Only if you use a pick while playing my lute…It gives much better sound and it makes me want to dance!" They talked while going back inside while pushing you with them.
Waka said, "Mon cherie! Should we call Issun this time?"
"Only if he has the lucky mallet. He'd be too small otherwise~"
Sugawara smiled and said. "I wish he wouldn't use it sometimes. That sprite can put a lot of detail in his paintings when he is watching with tiny eyes."
"It's not his eye," The blond pompous creature argued.
"It's his brush." He giggled before he let out a sigh and leaned against Sugawara more.
"Yes now I'm in the mood.."
Another mischievous grin crept onto Sugawara's face at this.
"Ushiwakamaru! To the desk!"
"That's the third time today!…Well Debbie did say three was a lucky number…" He said softly with a light blush to himself.
Once they returned to the desk you covered your face as best you could but you could still hear that gay fuck's voice.
"Suga-chaaannnnn why did you pick such an ugly girl anyways she's so hideous."
"Well she's a guy so… That's Jake from state farm." Sugawara replied to his moon tribe blondie. You rolled your eyes in the background.
"Suga-warau!" Waka said in his gay ass voice.
You peeked your eye open to see the last terrifying image before you passed out.
Waka's last statement burned in your mind.
"Let's rock baby!"