Texts From Last Night: Pickford Edition
Neil Hackett: (905) I've had it. I'm camping outside of Veronica's house. I need physical affection.
Keely Teslow: (905) I love my Philly Willy.
Mandy Teslow: (905) Anybody know how to get permanent marker off the table? I have a smitten daughter in the house as you all know.
Pim Diffy: (905) I need to break something.
Phil Diffy: (905) Going to see my Keel. It's been one whole hour since I have seen my pepper.
Lloyd Diffy: (905) Miss Levy called and told me her cousin at Pickford Records wants me to do a Folk record. Can't wait to tell Barb and the kids.
Curtis: (905) Bunaka!
Barb Diffy: (905) Who gave Curtis a cell phone?
Li'l Danny Dawkins: (905) Should I or should I not take this DJ job? They want me to DJ while they have sex. I'm conflicted.
Bradley Benjamin Farmer III: (310) I wonder whatever happened to that girl Pim? She never writes. She never calls.
Tia: (310) My piercing makes the metal detector go off. How am I supposed to remove it in front of airport security? Keely was right. I should have never got this piercing there.
Seth Wosmer: (905) I miss Tia. When I become rich she will be mine.
Via: (905) I don't even want to know how or why Owens underwear is in the teachers lounge
Owen: (905) Um, I left my underwear in the teachers lounge last week. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Bruno: (905) I just copped a feel on an undercover officer. FML.
Grace: (905) I was making out with my boyfriend Grady and in the middle he stopped and offered to make me a grilled cheese sandwich.
Grady Spaggett: (905) Note to self. I need a grilled cheese intervention.
Kyle Speckle: (905) Petunia said "It's not you, It's me". Anybody know what that means? I have not seen her since.
Marla Beauregarde: (905) That harlot Ms. Teslow is the one who sabotaged my luring of Phil Diffy.
Coach Buchinsky: (905) I went up to a girl and she slapped me. She said I was using a fake accent.
Adelaide Messerschmitt: (905) My heart is like a mob informant, and she was the East River.
Mr. Weatherwax: (905) I guess the bank didn't screw up, i did spend 150$ at McDonalds last week.
Mayor Johnny Da Luca: (905) Turns out vomit takes off spray tan. No one said trying to get votes would be easy.
Nacho Thalhiemer: (905) I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, table, and toilets so that everyone who visits can have a snack when they wake up.
Lady X: (702) My newest album hasn't sold well and I think I'm going to get drunk and maybe buy a few cat's…
Cornelius Bodrey: (905) The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a vibrator. Never experienced something like this in Pickford before.