The Life of Uzumaki Naruto

A/N: Just to let you know, I really have no idea what I'm doing. So... yeah. If there's something... let me know. I don't own Naruto...

Chapter One

A Bad Day

A mud-covered, blonde haired, orange-wearing 17-year-old boy walked through his village, muttering to himself as many villagers starred/glared at him. Stupid Neji for proving fate was real. Stupid Arashi for coming back to live. Stupid Ero-Sennin for being a pervert. Stupid Kakashi for being late. Stupid Kiba for tripping me, causing me to fall down a hill and into a pit of mud. Stupid teme for asking him to, thought Naruto.

Naruto sighed as he made is way to the Forth Hokage's house, remembering what just happened to him moments... well, what happened to him all day. Stupid...

Flashback

Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura were waiting at a little bridge for their masked, always late, Sensei. It's already been two hours, so they new that he should be showing up soon. Even though he's been their Sensei for 5 years none of them ever showed up late so they wouldn't have to wait for Kakashi. Nor did Kakashi actually show up on time.

While waiting Hyuuga Neji, Rock Lee, and Tenten walked past. "IT IS I, ROCK LEE!" Lee shouted. The Hyuuga rolled his eyes, not that anyone could tell. Then he seemed as though he just remembered something very important.

"Naruto," he started. "I have proven the fate and destiny is real," Neji said.

Naruto, being Naruto, looked completely confused. "What are you talking about?" he asked.

Hyuuga Neji sighed. "During our fight in the counin exams 5 years ago you said that there was no such thing as destiny. I can prove you wrong."

Naruto remember the fight... he nodded his head. His friends were used to him nodding at random times, as though talking to someone else. "Show me."

Neji nodded. "The third Hokage," Neji started. "He taught Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade. Jiraiya, the dead late in the group, took on three students, Arashi, Hiashi, and whatever Kiba's Mom's name is. Jiraiya later became the best in his group. Arashi, also the dobe of the group, also took on a gennin squad, Kakashi, Rin, and Obito. Arashi also became the best in his group." he looked at Naruto, seeing if he was getting it yet. He wasn't, so he went on. "Kakashi, dobe, took on a gennin squad, Uchiha, Sakura, and you. He became the best in his group. You, also the dobe of the group, are going to take on a gennin squad and become the best on your team..."

"... COOL!!!"

"Shut up, I'm not done."

"Oh... oops..."

"Anyway... Jiraiya, one of the best and a pervert. Arashi, the best of the best, not a pervert. Kakashi, one of the best and a pervert. Get it?"

"Yeah... but explain it anyway."

Why is he so stupid? "It mean you will be the best of the best, and not a pervert..."

"SWEET!!!"

"Neji," Sakura said, speaking up. "Naruto's already a pervert."

"Have you ever been him..."

"YAY!!!" Naruto ran around, screaming on the top of his lungs.

After he, finally, stopped Kakashi decided to show up. "Yo."

"YOU'RE LATE!!!" Sakura screamed.

"Oh, sorry. Can we do that again, I wasn't ready?" Naruto said, scratching the back of his neck. Everyone sweat-dropped.

"AHHH!!!" Kakashi said, dropped him book.

It hit Naruto's head. "HEY! Ow! That hurt!" Naruto picked up the book. He caught a picture of what was inside and fainted.

"I'M BACK!" shouted Lee, giving Sasuke a thums up.

"Huh?" Sasuke asked.

"GAI-SENSEI!" he cried.

"..."

Naruto stood up, bad images in him brain. "I HATE YOU ERO-SENNIN!!!"

"..."

Naruto stormed off, muttering something about 'stupid perverts'.

Sasuke followed Naruto with is eyes, not knowing what was going on. He was too busy think about Itachi dying.

"Hi!" Kiba said, jumping out of the water.

"..."

"YOUTH!!!"

"..."

"Right... Akamaru, let's go."

"Hey, Kiba. I'm pay you to trip Naruto so he's fall down a hill and into a pit of mud," said Sasuke.

"OKAY!"

End Flashback

And that's what happened... Naruto opened the door to the Hokage's house. "YO! OLD MAN!" Naruto yelled.

There was a sound of things falling in the living room, then the sound of swearing. A few minutes later Uzumaki Arashi walked out. "What's happened to you?" he asked his son.

"Neji, Kakashi, Ero-Sennin, Sasuke-teme, and Kiba," he answered.

Arashi burst out in laughter. Naruto ignored him and walked up stairs... Stupid Dad...

To Be Continued...

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