This is what emerges when you have writer's block and realise that such a list has not been compiled for GS yet. Happy Reading.
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Mu La Flaga's list of things never to be done again
Compiled by Murrue Ramius-La Flaga
1. Never, ever, wake the whole ship up singing the "Thumba" song.
2. Never sing the Thumba song every day
3. Thumba is not Natarle's favorite song; I must not sing it whenever I see her.
4. I shouldn't sing the Thumba song. Period.
5. Cluedo does not represent real life and is not a sign. It is a game and Rau and I shouldn't become detectives to find the "killer."
6. I must never make La Flaga surprise ever again. It is very toxic.
7. I must never, ever, EVER, dye Lacus' hair. I shouldn't touch Lacus' hair, Period.
8. I am not a handy man. I Must Never Attempt To Fix Things.
9. "Fixing" Lacus' drier counts as touching Lacus' hair. I mustn't do that either.
10. Natarle does not like me at all. I shouldn't aggravate her by "Borrowing" her things.
11. When Yzak is exhausted, he is not nocturnal. Rocking him to sleep doesn't work and will make him extremely mad. I definitely must not do this.
12. Listening to Rau Le Cruset-La Flaga is detrimental to my health. I mustn't do it. Even though he's my brother I still shouldn't do it.
13. Trying to crash a girls' sleepover just brings more joy to the girls and pain to me and Rau.
14. Squirrels are not homeless; I must not kidnap the whole Orb population and bring them aboard the Archangel.
15. The mu sign is a scientific symbol and does not refer to me in any way. I should not attempt to 'claim' the world by using that sign on my flag and by messing up our and Natarle's backyard.
16. I MUST NEVER EVER BUY BUBBLE GUM WORTH $100 EVER AGAIN!
17. Interrupting Patrick and Matt's monopoly game might be the last thing I ever do.
18. I must not waste Cagalli's hair gel. The rest of the crew will kill me if they have to sit through that lecture again.
19. Chocolate syrup is not Lacus' shampoo. I should not think that when it is finished I can just replace it with the syrup in the kitchen.
20. SUGAR. I will never see it again.
21. Mocking Natarle's favorite book will only land me in the infirmary
22. Going to the conference and mocking Natarle's favorite book among overly stressed worshipers of the novel will only land me in the hospital for three weeks. I must not do this as well.
23. I must never make Kira my footstool. Not only does this irritate him, it angers Caridad.
24. Burning the Archangel to the ground while Murrue and the others are out is not good behavior. If I do this again Murrue will kill me.
25. I must never go into the Brig and sing "I'm bored".
26. I MUST NOT TOUCH MURRUE'S STUFF. END OF STORY.
Signed by Mu La Flaga
Witnessed by the rest of the Archangel crew.
And there you have it; the list that emerged while I was dealing with writer's block. I promise though, that I will have the next chapter up by Thursday. If I don't I give you permission to flood me with PMs.
Until we meet again