My Naruto one-shot. I got bored, and decided that Sasuke needed to be glued to something.
I do not own Naruto, or any characters, (exept for my 2 OCs, Kaito and Hoshi)
Sasuke Uchiha glared at his teammate. Naruto had glued his hand to the bench he was sitting on.
"Hah! Sasuke's stuck!" the blond laughed. The Uchiha retaliated by kicking Naruto in the head.
"Shut up! Help me get my hand off of this bench, NOW!" Sasuke demanded.
"What's up you guys?" came a girl's voice.
Sasuke and Naruto turned to see Hoshi Tskino, and Naruto grinned.
"I glued Sasuke's hand to the bench!" he told her. Hoshi gave him a high five. Sasuke glared at the two friends.
"Fine Sasuke, I'll help you get your hand off of the bench, wait here." The kunoichi told him, "Naruto, follow me!"
"Where we goin'?" Naruto asked.
"To get something" Hoshi replied.
Naruto and Hoshi stopped. They were at her house. Hoshi slipped in, trying to give her sisters the slip, because if they saw her, Sasuke would never get off of the bench. She dug through her dresser, trying to find the glue remover. She found what she thought was glue remover, but was actually her little sister's pink frosting. Hoshi made a mental note to lock the door. She found the glue remover, but when she left to get Naruto, he had gone to Ichiraku.
"Rat bastard!" the kunoichi muttered.
Not bothering to find her stupid friend, Hoshi returned to Sasuke, who was being pecked to death by birds.
"It's about time!" the Uchiha growled.
"Shut up, Sasuke! It took me a while to find this!" Hoshi snapped back.
She dumped the glue remover on his hand, which came free. Sasuke left to go kill Naruto, and Hoshi's teammate Kaito came out of hiding.
"Will you go on a date with me now, Hoshi-chan?" Kaito asked.
"Dream on, bitch!" she told him.
She passed Ino Yamanaka on her way to Ichiraku.
"He's all yours, Ino" she told Ino
"Thanks!" Ino replied, rushing to go flirt with Kaito.
Hope you liked it!