A/N: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING Related to Twilight. I do this for my own enjoyment. It just came to me one day when I was talking to a friend and I asked them if they ate a moon pie they had no idea what I was talking about, and I know moon pies are everywhere! Or atleast I thought.

I was being baby-sat again, or as Emmett likes to call it Bella-sitting. Sitting in the Cullen house living room, trying to make time pass by faster till Edward returns home.

Edward.

My heart tears just a little without him here, my body, my mind, and my soul knows he isn't close enough to me. I feel myself falling just a bit into a depression thinking abou-

"BELLAAAAA-BEAR!!"

Oh no.

Emmett.

Trying to feign sleep would not work my heart would go into over drive so I just wait for the torture that is to come.

Hearing his loud thumping as he comes down the steps, even though he can be silent. As he makes his way into the living room he flops, yes flops, because there is no other word for it, onto the couch.

I think I heard it crack.

I slowly turn my heard and with a forced smile I ask, "Yes Emmett did you want something?"

Emmett looked at me and with a cock of his head he asked,

"Have you ever ate a moon pie?"

"A what pie?"I asked, I had never had one I think I've heard of them. "Why are you asking me about a pie and if I had one?"

He looked thoughtful.

I almost laughed at that, Emmett and thoughtful do not go together in the same sentence.

"Well, You know how vampires human memories tend to fade?" I nodded,"Well I was watching this show on tv about something and it was place in the south some where and this kid was trying to get money up and oh man it was so funny he was doing all thes..."

I cut him off.

"Get to the point Emmett!"I sighed loudly.

Can vampires have ADD?

"Oh yeah, Anyways he was getting money up to get a moon pie. And you know I was from Tennesse thats where they come from. Well my memory is blurred but I do remember my Ma giving me a moon pie every day for lunch cause they was cheap back then. And I was wondering if you ever had one?"

Wow, I think thats the most Emmett has every said without laughing or poking fun at me for being human.

"No, I can't say I have had one what are they made of?" I was curious now.

"WELLLL Its a Marshmallow Sandwhich, 2 graham cracker cookies with a marshmallow center dipped in chocolate, vanilla, banana, strawberry, and orange! I ordered a case of each of them! Oh man its going to be awesome I even overnighted them"

Emmett was basically jumping up and down now.

I know its mean. And I shouldn't do it but I never get to prank Emmett.

"You know, I'm allergic to graham crackers." I said with the straightest face I could muster.

Emmett stopped jumping up and down and his face fell.

And Edward said I couldn't act.

I got off the couch and almost, almost, skipped upstair to where I could hear Alice laughing.

A/N: So yeah review its kind of bleh. But I was bored.