AN~~

 Me and a friend had a roleplay session with this. Yes, the Twins are OOC. I know that. Don't flame me cause of it. I will toast marshmallows.  Yummy.

And "Hannah" and "Dannie" are actual people. They're me and my friend.

Disclaimers:  Hannah is me. I belong to me.  Dannie is Dannie. She belongs to her. Damion © Dannie

Aiji and Kieran. © Shannon

Farfello and Schuldich are also not ours. However I don't know who makes their anime.

Furious Angels © Rob Dougan

Cher © Cher

Richard Simmons © Richard Simmons

KFC and the Colonel © KFC

IHOP © International House of Pancakes

Matrix Reloaded and The Twins © Wachowski Brothers

Rating/Warnings: PG-13 – references to sex, coarse language, lots of homosexuality.   NO  Twincest. Lots of brotherly love. If you want to take it in a twincest-ish way, then you can. But I don't mean it to sound like it. Two's gay, Damion's bisexual, Farf is gay (bi?) If you don't like it, buzz off. I hate homophobes.

Summary: Two has fallen with love with a man who does not only already have a boyfriend, but One can't stand him. Perhaps they can work it out with a little help from two fangirls and an insane Irishman?

Little infos: Two makes good pancakes. Hannah, Two and One live in the same house.  They have a telepathic bond. Farfello (from White Cross) is immune to pain. Aiji and Kieran and Damion's current boyfriend and kid, respectively. And the three of them live together. The "stained glass incident" referred to in chapter five is when Two got stoned from staring a stained glass picture of himself (….don't ask….)

Credit: Dannie, who also owns this idea with me.

This is AUish. I'm sticking the Twins in the real world.  I don't know how long this is going to be but it keeps getting stretched out so………here we go…..