Totally accurate Harry Potter fanfic
Disclaimer: I don't own a darn thing
"I'm angsty," Harry said angsty as he threw down his books in angst, "and nothing anyone does can make me feel better."
Ron steps forward, a box of every flavor beans in hand. "Sorry, I don't know how to help." He sticks the bag of candy into his friend's face. "Want some candy?"
"NO!" Exclaims Harry, "What I want is to be less angsty" He snatched the bag away from Ron and threw them at the ground, sending multi colored beans in every possible direction.
"Five second rule," Ron shouts scooping a few beans off the floor and into his mouth. A decision he quickly regretted. "Vomit and boogies." He seemed like he was about to throw up.
Just the Hermione walked into the Gryffindor common room. "Oh there you two are," she said slightly annoyed. "I was looking all over for you. I finished your potions assignments, is there anything else you need?" She looks over at Harry and sees the angst in his face. "Harry, are you okay?"
"No," Harry replies. He looks into the fire just a few feet away. Watching the flames lick the air. "I have angst."
"Yeah," Says Ron walking over to Hermione, "He's been such a buzzkill because, something. I don't really know." He looks into her eyes and smiles. "Want some candy?"
Hermione's hand flies through the air and lands across Ron's face. "Oh Ronald, you perfect idiot."