A/N I might be messing names up here people, but that's becuase most of my Mew Mew info is second hand, and sparse. Although, I've seen enough of Mew Mew to make some observations...
Ichigo's eleven or twelve huh? That's what I heard anyway, and I gotta tell you, no eleven year old girl has that much bust! especially not with Ichigo's body type. She's a pixie with huge boobs. How does she support them exactly? It's not normal. Not in anyone I've ever met anyway. So this little diddy is Quiche, voicing my opinion.
Ichigo is STACKED!
Pudding
Oh, my, god. Lettuce, look at her chest.
It is so big. scoff She looks like,
one of those alien guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those alien guys? scoff
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her chest, is just so big. scoff
I can't believe they're just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... stacked!
Quiche
I like big boobs and I can not lie
You other aliens can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And those round things in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that bra was stuffed
Revealed in the top she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My alien-boys tried to warn me
But with that chest you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, round and smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my ship?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average girl
I've seen them walkin'
And heard them talkin'
She's well built,
Girls like that just make me melt
I'm tired of magazines sayin'
Your guy will love you for your heart
Tell the average alien that, he's shoot back
She gotta be stacked
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the bounce? (Hell yeah!)
Tell her to shake 'em! (Shake 'em!) Shake 'em! (Shake 'em!)
Don't care she dresses like a slut!
Ichigo is stacked! (Ryo/Masaya)
Ichigo is stacked! Quiche
I like 'em round, and big
And I'm acting like a pig
I saw her while I was trying to posses an animal
Now here's my scandal
I started to foam
She's eleven? Musta been hormone drugs...
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Quiche Masta's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of those bubbles
So I'm lookin' as they do all their chores
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like whores
Ryu can have them bimbos
I'll just want my woman Ichigo
A word to the redheaded sista, I wanna get with ya
I won't beat or kill ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ..... talk....
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of Mews won't like this song
'Cause they don't want me to admit it
But Ichigo I have got to say
At your age there is something wrong
No eleven year old should have it going on
But, Ichigo! Yeah! Ichigo! Yeah
If you wanna ride in my ship Yeah!
Then turn around! Stick 'em out!
Even little boys got to shout
Ichigo is stacked!
Ichigo is stacked!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, proportions ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Barbie? Ha ha, eat your heart out!.
So your girlfriend is correctly proportioned to her age
Well through that bitch right in a cage!
Outta my book take a page
Unless you've got big ones, hun
Don't matter if all your girls are sluts,
'Cause to me you're just another clutz
Some guys wanna play that "bad" role
Talkin' bout that boy who's hair is gold
Ryu can leave the café and scram
So I can get Ichigo and... damn!
So Masaya says "save the planet"
Well, ditch the boy with a head of granite!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout trickin'
You into coming with me down to the spring
And make your bell-bell ring!
Give it to me Ichigo, I can't resist you
If I ever leave earth then I'll miss you
Baby you have got to know this
Ichigo baby, you are on my list!
In my little black book galactic
As I get to work on my tactic
To keep you hanging 'round,
And to get to a triple X throw down,
I'll make sure we don't get caught
So think them nasty thoughts
Ichigo is stacked!
Little in the middle but Ichigo is stacked!
So little it's a riddle why Ichigo is stacked!
So little, made me giggle that Ichigo is stacked!
The little girl in the middle is STACKED!
A/N That's about all I have to on the matter...