I dunno...the idea quite randomly came to me...writing on an iPod again, so y'all get messed up linebreaks...
EDIT: I'm a moron and misspelled Russia's president's name. Because I'm a moron. So...well, I fixed it and the linebreaks, and there you go.
America slid down, glaring at him as he slowly thrusted on top of him. Having pinned him to the bed with his unnatural strength, he now sat on his lap and began to rock up and down. Meeting this with shallow thrusts of his own, Russia was definitely not prepared for what happened next.
He stopped.
"What the hell?"
Alfred cocked his head to the side. "I just wonder where I am right now."
"On my dick, which is feeling rather neglected right now!"
He swatted his arm playfully. "No, you moron. Like if this is Florida-" he gestured downwards vaguely "-then what's yours? I could try guessing..."
"Can't I tell you later?"
"Is it Krasnodar?"
"Why on Earth would you want to know?"
"Orenburg?"
"No, but-"
"Murmansk?"
"..."
"Oh, I know! Primorsky?"
He scowled and blushed. "Yes, now if you don't mind..." His lover only laughed and began to thrust back and forth again.
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"And that's about it! You two are free to go wherever, I guess." Medveyev nodded at the two utterly bored nations in front of him. America smiled innocently at him. "Of course."
Flashing a devious smirk at Russia, he continued on in his light and unassuming tone. "Hey Ivan, I think I'd really like to visit Primorsky right now."
The Slavic nation stuttered and turned bright red as America dragged him out of the room.
Obama massaged his forehead. "I can only imagine the Cold War..."
Go to wikipedia's page on Russia, look for his federal subjects, and it'll bring you to a page. Under the subtitle List Of Federal Subjects it's got a map and a chart...
Drabble was random, and I'm not sire it came out well, but this is what I thought of...