Jealous much
"Bella, when does Nessie get home?" I know I'd been whining all day to Bella about Ness, but damn, I missed her!
"Any second now, Jake. She might have had something to do after school."
"Don't know why you send her there, I didn't go to school."
"You're a dog." Oh shut up Rosalie! I'm running out of Blonde jokes!
"Hey Bella, maybe we should send Jacob in for dog training." She half smiled like it was some revolutionary Idea.
"I'll pee up your leg again bimbo." Another death glare. Ooo, scary!
"Knock it off you too. Nessie's back Jake."
"I know I know!" I got up to go to the door and get her, but she barged straight past me.
"Ouch Jake, looks like you got ignored." Rosalie snorted.
"What is it Nessie?" Bella laughed.
Well, I'm not impressed, where was MY hug?
"Mom! It was an amazing day!" She put her palm on Bella's face.
Bella gave an awkward glance to everyone.
"Go upstairs and do your work honey, then you can."
Nessie ran off upstairs.
"Well, care to explain the lack of love?"
"She got her first boyfriend today." Bells said nervously, just like she did when she was human.
"WHAT."
"Jake calm down, she's a teenager."
"And not into animals, sorry."
God damn Cullens!
"No! I'm supposed to be the one she likes! I imprinted on her, not some other jerk!"
What the actual devil was that guy playing at! Stealing MY lovely Renesmee!
"Go talk to her Jake-"
"I'm not sure that's the right idea Bella, he might phase."
"Rose, there is no way Jacob would do that."
"Hello! I'm still here! Back to Renesmee's bf. I don't like him. What if he finds out we're monsters huh? Another change, another Volturi visit."
"Jacob, you have a point. Good boy!" Although Rosalie agreed with me, for the first time ever, I still wanted to pummel her.
"Right, I'm going to have a word with Ness, to stop YOU from moaning. Jake, you can't get jealous so… easily."
"I sure as hell can, when my love is involved"
"You… Love me Jake?" Renesmee was standing right at the bottom of the stairs. She had gotten so much quieter lately, like she was finally becoming a stronger part blood sucker.
"Well, gah, yeah."
"You mean, you imprinted on me? Like Sam and Emily?" Her chocolate eyes burned mine, and I just had to tell her everything.
"C'mon, we'll talk about this in private."
"No, Jake. I want you to tell me now. Tell me what you've been hiding from me." Jabbing my chest, she threw me visions of anger and upset.
"Oh Nessie, I did imprint on you. Long before you were even born! I thought it was your mom, but it was you… now that sounds bad-"
"You liked my mom in that way? Ew. No offence mom, but you know…"
"None taken Renesmee…" Bella chirped, sorting out the bookcase once again.
"But more to the point, you imprinted on me… My best friend Jacob…" PLEASE DON'T FRIEND ZONE ME NESS! My brain was turning even more scrambled than eggs!
"It doesn't mean that we have to be in a relationship Ren… I can be anything you want me to be…"
"Shut up Jake, I'm over the moon." She hugged me fiercely; I just wanted to never let her go, ever.
"Well, thank God for that, it was gonna be hard to wiggle out of THIS problem."
"Problem?"
"You have a boyfriend Ness, and you know what we are…"
"Oh yeah… Well, I'm sure I can expense Michael some horrific truths, don't you?"
"Michael, Michael Webster?" Bella questioned.
"Yeah mom, how do you know?"
"He's my old friends little brother, you remember Angela right?"
"Went out with Ben! Yeah, I got it."
"Jake, come with me."
Bella eyed me as we went upstairs.
Hell, I might even get lucky soon enough!