That't capitalism for you
This is a cracfic
Summery: Jes... I mean Joshua elaborates on how capitalism works over a bowl of ramen noodles
Neku: It's not fair! Ramen don has much better ramen but this new Shadow ramen place. But the stupid masses just care about presentation and so called celebrity's like the "prince"
Joshua: Aww my poor Neku, does care for someone else than his oh so high and mighty self, what has gotten in to you?
Neku: Humph...
Joshua: Well you know how it works. That's capitalism for you.
Neku: Shut up! you're not supposed to talk about things like that in a game made by multimillion yen company like Square Enix.
Joshua: Neku, Neku, Neku I'm the lor - I mean the composer I do what I want an-
Neku: WHAT? YOU ARE THE COMPOSER! SO YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SHIKIS DEAT-
Joshua: Jesus beam erase!
The sky opened up and a lightening beam hitted Neku in his face.
Joshua: So I was saying that is how capitalism works
Neku: What do you know about that, you are just a 15 year old boy, with homosexual desires according to the people on this site.
Joshua: Quiet Neku, young boys these days are always so rude. Now my little sugar try to focus on the fabulous, hence me and the argument at hand...
As I was saying that's capitalism for you: it's not the inside that matters. It's the sexiness of the place and the status the place can bring to you.
Yours truly can eat everywhere I like because I'm awesome and sexy all by myself, you on the other hand could need a place to rise your status or maybe a person that is awesome and sexy.
Neku: Heh right, someone like you fits that description perfectly.
Joshua: I know Neku I know, but for ordinary people like yourself might need to be on such a place or be a more attractive person.
Neku: Huph Isn't this game about learning to love yourself for who you really are.
Joshua: Aww so young and naive... Neku dear, do really think that a game were you get higher stats for having the right clothes in the right area can give anyone higher confidence? And when your obvious love interest is small as a twig and has a shirt that barely coves her..eh curves? Can you then truly say that see inspires confidence?
Neku: But you know that's not how she really looks like!
Joshua: Yes, but the fact that the game developers choose to represent her in a more... hum.. vulgar flavour than they needed shows that the game developers were in it for the money.
Ding dong.
The doorbell in the store rang. And Beat walked in
Beat: Yo Neku,
Beat walked up to Joshua.
Beat:What's up my little angel.
Neku WHAAAAT?
Joshua: Sorry Neku our mission has to wait, me and Beat neeeeed to go to the bathroom and do... stuff, bye
Neku: urghgaörneaöffeeeeeeeeeeeeeek faint