Disclaimer: I will never own the Inuyasha characters (Hmmm, maybe I will…). I also do not own the I feel so pretty song and Gwen Stefani's: What are you waiting for? I also do not own ice-cream. All I own is this story.
Random: GIRL GOT GAME! YEAH! GIRL GOT GAME ROXS MY SOCKS!
LaLaLandSesshoumaru: sings I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
Inu: Shut your trap you fluffy-assed man-whore!
Kag: sings Take a chance you stupid hoe!
Inu: You're da hoe here!
Kag: No, it's Kikyo.
Kik: Hey! Don't drag me into this!
Kag: Why not?
Kik: Inu-baby, she's being mean!
Inu: Fuck off!
Kik: But Inu-baby, I love you………..
Inu: Why don't you love my ass…
Kik: But I do love your ass.
Inu: Bitch, slutty, bitchy whore…
Kag: You said bitch twice…not that I care…
Sess: Yay, don't be fat-assed Inuyasha. Live up the family pride!
Kag: You pansys! --;
Sess: Fous le comp!
Kag: What's that?
Sess: It means fuck off.
Inu: It does!
Sess: whispers He has tapioca for brains, that one.
Inu: No I do not!
Koga: Course ya do! MWA HA HA HA HA HA! I shall now elope with Kagome!
Inu: You're supposed to be on my side!
Kik: Inu-baby…
Inu: What?
Kik: You're supposed to be paying attention to me!
Inu: talking to ramen I shall now declare my love for you!
Kik: Grr! smacks Inuyasha on the head
Inu: faints
Sess: Sucker! Now to take my beloved Tetsusaiga!
Kag: Not on my fucking life!
Inu: wakes up You go girl! whistles
Kik: How 'bout me Inu-babe?
Inu: Fous le comp!
Kik: I hate you! For now…
Sess: Life's tough…you just have to face the facts.
Kag: Quit being a bossy know-it-all.
Sess: But this is all part of my charm, I can't help it.
Kag: I wanted to take the Tetsi-Tetsui- the sword to give it to you! I love you!
Sess: Ahhhhh! runs to the Sahara Desert
Inu faints yet again!
Kik: Inu-baby! Are you ok?
Inuyasha wakes up, hears what Kikyo said and faints again.
Kik and Kag begin a cat fight.
Kagome wins.
Inu wakes up, sees Kag running after Sess, faints again
Koga: WAHHH! Kagome doesn't like me anymore! sniff
Inu wakes up, sees Kik dying, faints again and wakes up.
Inu: Die bitch! You deserve to die! Wait, she's already dead… has a brain freeze
Kik: Inu-baby! Come to hell with me!
Inu: NO!
Kik: But it's scary………YOU WILL COME WITH ME!
Inu: No fucking way am I coming with you!
Kag: He's mine and all mine!
Inu and Kag: I LOVE YOU!
Koga: She….d-doesn't…l-love…m-me…a-anymore…sob IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE CAN!goes insane gets all possessive again gets amnesia
Koga: Who are you…?
Kik: Sesshy-baby, do you love me?
Sess: Fous le comp!
Kik: Koga-baby, do you love me?
Kik: Ramen-baby, do you love me?
Inu: You sure are desperate…
Kik: Yes! Yes I am!
Kikyo suddenly dies and disappears! Leaving a lump of clay behind
Kag: Let us make play-doh with her behinds!
Inu-Koga-Sess: HURRAY!
Inu: Yay! Let's have a party! Wait, what's a party?
Kag: I do not love Sesshoumaru and never will. Kagura or Rin can have him.
Kagura: Oh my god! He's free to be all mine!
Rin: Yo, daddy! You're my best friend!
Sess: Wait! I'M YOUR DAD!
Rin: YUP!) AND KAGURA IS MY MOMMY!
Sess, Rin, Kagura: HURRAY FOR MY HAPPY FAMILY!
Mir: Sango, will you please bear my child?
San: SLAP Hmm, maybe I will…just don't go and elope with someone else.
Inu/Kag: YAY!
Kag: I'm going to be an auntie!
Inu: FEH.
Kag: Is that the only word in your vocabulary?
Inu: ding! Kagome, we shall now elope! MWA HA HA!
Kag: Let's do it later, but now, I have 2 weddings to go to.
Inu: But…but…but…
Kag: NO BUTS, ONLY BUTTOCKS!
Koga: What about me?
Inu: At least you still have your buttocks, but Kikyo…no butts and no buttocks….tragic…ok now, let's get on with the eloping! YAY!
Kag: Why not?
Koga: I shall now declare my love for Ayame since Kagome doesn't like me anymore…sob Wait, I have amnesia….well, who cares.
Kag and Inu go to elope
Sess and Kagura are planning their wedding
Shippou: Where's Inu and Kag?
Koga: T-they…w-went…t-to…eloooooooooooooope.
Shippou: sings This is the song of bitches,
This is how it goes,
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy, bitchy, bitchy, bitch, bitch.
You all are asses 'cept Inu and Kag,
This is the end of the song of bitches.
Inu, Kag, Koga: --
Kag: How did you learn to swear?
Shippou: Inu )
Inu: YOU LITTLE BEEP!
Sess: beep There! All on tape!
Kag, Inu, Koga + Kik (came alive from the dead): WHAT!
Kikyo dies yet again!
Sess: All the singing, swearing and eloping and Tetsusaiga stealing is on tape!
Inu: Really! Now the whole world knows that Kagome is MINE:D
Kag: I love you Inuyasha!
Inu: I love you Kagome!
Koga: I love you Kagome!
Inu: Fous le comp! pushes Koga away from HIS Kagome
Inu and Kag make out.
Shippou: Ewwwwwwww……
Inu: pushes Shippou while still making out
Mir: Go Inuyasha! You finally declared your love for Lady Kagome!
San: Miroku, I cannot deny it no longer, I Love You!
Mir: I'm the most happiest person on earth! Thank you, Sango!
Mir and San make out too.
Shippou and Kohaku: Ewwwwwww……
Mir: pushes Shippou and Kohaku while still making out
suddenly stop because they hear the ice-cream truck
Mir, San, Kag, Inu: THE ICE-CREAM TRUCK! YAY!
they run towards the ice-cream truck
Mir: I want butterscotch!
San: I want rockyroad!
Kag: I want strawberry!
Inu: I want ramen flavoured ice-cream!
Mir, San, Kag: --;
Inu: What? Can't a guy like ramen flavoured ice-cream!
Mir, San, Kag: TT;
San, Kag: OH MY GOD! WE HAVE TO PREPARE FOR THE WEDDING!
End Chapter 1
The Beginning
So? How did you like it? HUH, HUH, HUH?
Amy: Ok, so once at school, we were doing these made-up interviews and while me, Sandra and Rose were doing it, I started writing: Yo, yo, yo, what up homie? Hm? Hm? Hm?shoves face into yours. Sandra saw it and she started acting it out. IT WAS HILARIOUS!
Something we frequently say and stuff that's funny (to us)
Amy: Shut up, you bitched up bitch!
Tracy: Shut up, you assed up ass!
Amy/Tracy: That's sad!
Amy: something my ass.
Amy: something 我的头！
Tracy: Look at all the bruises you gave me! (Amy: HEE HEE HEE…my fault. I'm violent. --;)
Amy: HA HA HA HA HA! (Amy: I laugh too much.)
Amy: BRAIN FART!
Tracy: AIRPLANE!
Tracy: BIG MOOSE!
Tracy: OWWWWWWW…
Sugoi! I typed 5 frickin' pages! That's probably the most I have ever typed. We're still working on the second chappie. It's called THE PLANNING AND THE HOBO BASHING. Can't wait, huh? Amy: Wait, Tracy, why do I have to type all this crap? Tracy: Well, who cares? Amy: I do!
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