Title: Dirty Dancing with Salazar Slytherin!

Author: Sira Black

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or Salazar Slytherin, or Lily Evans; J.K. Rowling does, so don't sue me!

Summery: Lily disappears, due to a reflected charm. Two months later, she reappears, older. Where was she? Why does she have a marriage ring that clearly states that she is married to a pureblood of higher status then the Malfoys?

Beta: Blackest Grim

Key:

"I love Sal!" –Talking

'I love Sal!' –Thoughts

"I love Sal!" – Parseltounge

I love Sal! –Emphasis

Chapter: Prologue

It was March at Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry in the year 1976. Lily Evans, current Head Girl knew something was going to happen tonight.

She knew this, because the Marauders were grinning as if Christmas had come early this year. Which usually meant: don't touch your food! It's probably hexed, and watch out! There is a prank coming!

This was right, because right after dinner there was a flash of light and every girl's clothing disappeared, leaving then only in there underwear! Most of the girl were blushing and trying to cover themselves from the hungry gazes of the men; others were either crying or running from the Great Hall.

Lily was humiliated. She conjured a robe and stormed out and to her room in the head's tower. She lay in her bed all the while chanting to herself: "I wish I wasn't here!"

After a few minutes of chanting she screamed at the top of her lungs, "GODDAMN IT I WISH THAT I WASN'T HERE!"

What she didn't realize that as she wished she started to glow a dark red aura, with the end of her rant, she disappeared…

TBC

A/n: I'm sorry it so short but this is all I have planned for this chapter…But you may notice, or you may not, that this chapter got betad! I'm currently revising, so…yeah. Although Lily's choice of Language isn't very effective in bringing the point across that she's pissed and humiliated, she's a stickler for the rules and refrains from cursing as much as possible. And as she's so angry she doesn't care if what she's saying sounds stupid. Sooo…..

Review, or else! (j/k)

Sira Black