One Badass Animal
by: Xin Fyrrae
Disclaimer: I do not own "Cromartie High School". There's no way I would be able to top some of the most funniest stuff it's ever done. I wish it could continue, though…
"Kamiyama?"
"Yes, Hayashida?"
"Have you felt accomplished ever since setting foot in Cromartie High?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, when you first came here, you were nothing but a frog amongst snakes. And then eventually you evolved into one of us and beyond – like a super big snake, a python, the leader of all snakes."
"Um…"
"Yes, Kamiyama?"
"That's not really how it works. And that doesn't even make sense – how do frogs evolve into snakes?"
"I don't know, but you're missing the point…"
"What point? I mean, there is no point with how scientifically implausible your statement is. Wouldn't the snakes eat me too if I was a frog?"
"Exactly! You avoided being totally taken over by all the snakes. You totally kicked their asses with skills that none of us snakes had, and you showed us up as one totally badass frog."
"I thought I evolved into a python."
"Really? Sure, why can't you be both?"
"…I think I liked your 'badass bunny in a pack of lions' thing better."
"What? That's so stupid. I'd never use a dumb example like that! Although, come to think of it, that would be one totally badass bunny."
"Hayashida, you're going off on a random tangent here. You've lost me now."
"I think I've lost myself too, that always happens when I talk about math. It's okay, man, I understand, math is hard."
"Well, it takes some time to get used to it, like how I've gotten used to Cromartie High. I can't believe I've managed to get this far and yet somehow believe that my presence here has made an impact on this school."
"You really think so?"
"Well, that's what I think, buuut maybe I'm just stroking my ego a bit. I mean, it's Cro High. It's pretty tough for one person alone to change it and pretty stupid for one like me, the complete antithesis to the average delinquent, to think that I have made a difference. Ah, well, wistful thoughts…"
"…you know what, Kamiyama?"
"Eh?"
"That'll do, pig…that'll do."
"…wait, so I'm a pig now? You're not making much sense today, Hayashida. But, thank you."
As the two students walked out of the school in arms, a flying saucer flew by and magnetized Mechazawa to its bottom, and thus another day at Cromartie High School ended.
A/N: This came from a sketch/drawing of mine where Hayashida places his arm around Kamiyama and looks at him as though to speak something very solemn. Kamiyama, however, looks sort of confused. Meanwhile, stuff happens in the background.