I was board one day so I decided o make a song parody. It's my first one so don't be to harsh but please reveiw!


"The girl all the Quidditch Guys want" To the tune of "The girl all the bad guys want" by Bowling For Soup. Sang by Ronald Weasley

The girl all th quidditch guys want

8 o'clock, after quidditch and I'm waitin'

I'm gonna meet with a girl a lot smarter than me.

Her name's Hermione, she's a bookworm and a know-it-all,

She calls me ignorant, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when she casts spells,

Each one comes out perfectly.

My feelings, She doesn't see!

Cause she's reading large books

And tryin' to help Harry

Doin' all her homework

Always in the library

I just can't take this anymore!

Love is like a muggle war!

Or a difficult chore

I'm shouting "I'm a Gryffindor!"

What's all that courage for?

If I can't win the girl all the quidditch guys want.

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!

She enjoys learning and I like the Chudley Cannons

Her bag's busting with books she's already read

She says ancient runes is such a fascinating subject

But all this talk of school work is just hurting my head

And when she casts spells,

Each one comes out perfectly.

My feeling's, she'll never see!

Cause she's reading large books

And tryin' to help Harry,

Doin' all her homework

Always in the library

She went out with a Keeper,

Dated a famous Seeker,

Krum, I was 'once' a fan,

Does the muscle make the man?

I just can't take this anymore!

Love is like a muggle war!

Or a difficult chore

I'm shouting "I'm a Gryffindor!"

What's all that courage for?

If I can't win the girl all the quidditch guys want.

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!

There she goes again

With bushy hair, and nose stuck in a book

When she talks it's all just a blur

Cause all I want to do is snog her!

Now I'm tryin' to read large books

While still helpin' Harry

I even did my homework

In that creepy library

I'm keeper for Gryffindor

I'm trying to look more 'mature'

My O.W.L grades were Dreadful….Dreadful…Dreadful…

I just can't take this anymore!

Love is like a muggle war!

Or a difficult chore

I'm shouting "I'm a Gryffindor!"

What's all that courage for?

If I can't win the girl all the quidditch guys want.

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!

(Including me)

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!

(Including me)

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!

She's the girl all the quidditch guys want!


Now wasn't that just lovely? Please let me know what you thought! I had to change the main chours cause everything I tried wasn't working. Well, I hope you liked it!