a/n So this is a series of crack shots and drabbles involving my favorite characters, and kids games. *grin* Don't blame me, blame my friends who decided we weren't too old to play night games. *evil giggles* I will be posting each independently, since they are each set in a different tv show.
Playing Games 6: Law & Order: SVU
"I've never... gone undercover as a pimp," Munch announced.
"Seriously?" Fin asked, sardonically.
"How about a madame?" Olivia asked. "Does that count?"
"Yeah."
"So we drink if we have done whatever it is?" Eliot needed that clarified.
"Yes, El."
"Okay then."
"So who's drinking?" Munch looked around.
Olivia, Cragen and Fin all drank.
While the shot glasses were refilled, Alex stared down at her cup. "I've never been to Disneyland."
"Who hasn't been to Disneyland?" Munch seemed concerned. "It's practically an American tradition."
The blonde lawyer glared at him. "I haven't. Now drink up."
The odd men (or, in this case, women) out were Alex and Olivia.
"Liv, you never-?" Fin started to ask. Then Eliot shot him a look, and Fin remembered how Olivia was raised. "Right. Never mind. I've never been hit on by a man."
Both women rolled their eyes, but they were all surprised when, not only Eliot, but Cragen threw back a (non-alcoholic) shot. The chief's gaze was calm, and his voice was cool. "Not like it's an every day thing, but it's happened once or twice."
"Well, that explains a lot," Munch joked.
"You can be such an asshole sometimes," Alex growled.
Munch shrugged. "What can I say? It's what keeps me humble."
"Right. Olivia?"
The woman grinned at her partner. "I've never had to dress up as a carrot for a play."
"It was a half-hour school musical, Liv!" Eliot protested.
She just shook her head. "Drink, El."
"Fine." He drank the alcohol down, then spoke, staring straight at her, "I've never had to pretend I was a prostitute to keep my partner's cover from being blown."
Without responding, she tossed back the drink. For that matter, so did Munch, which made everyone's eyebrows shoot skyward.
The tall, gangly man shrugged again. "What? It was just the once, and awkward as hell after."
Fin slowly shook his head. "Remind me never to let you make up the story that keeps me from getting caught undercover."
Munch just smiled.