Lmao this story was actually inspired from an e-mail I got from a friend called Husband Superstore and I found it sooooo freakin hilarious that I had to write a fic about it. lmao well I hope you guys think that this is funny So welps if u guys liek it than review away if not then o well i liek it so nah lmao jks jks.

Summary. The world (...) Here women don't fall in love with strangers or by your brothers best friend, nahhh not here, here women do what they do best. SHOPPING! Yupp you hear me shopping, shopping for husbands any you want but of course there are rules, once in you can never come back and you can't go back down a level. So well Sakura and her oh so best friend decide it's time to do some shopping but there is never a guarentee and what sucks is that there is no refund or exchange policy. Sort of liek you break you bought it sort of thing.

Sakura was sitting in her dads living room watching Oprah while dunking her spoon into the tub of ice cream she had. She knew that later on that it was all going to go straight to her ass and that she would have to work out like mad but hey she was bored and the ice cream had been screaming her name, like come on it totally had an advantage. Anyways she was just there sitting and eating away when her best friend since forever came into the house and plopped down next to Sakura smiling like crazy. That smile could only mean one thing she either wanted Sakura to model her proto-types for her or she had something up her sleeve...Well okay she was wearing a tank top but bear with me.

"What do you want Tomoyo?" Sakura said looking away from her friend and to the t.v where Oprah had just been interviewing Vin Diesel and well just because her friend popped in did not mean she wasn't going to enjoy the view.

"Nothing, what makes you think that?" she said innocently looking at her manicured nails and rubbing away an invisible speck off of them.

"Uh, lemme see. Your smiling like your constipated which means you want something which also means it's never good so spill so I can reject you and watch my future lover." Tomoyo's smile dropped a bit at how well Sakura could read her.

"Damn her." Was what was going through her mind. "Sakura how could I want something." she chuckled heartily with a strained smile. "Ahem, uh, I was just soooo happy to see my oh so beautiful best friend sitting here watching t.v and uh eating enough calories that could last someone a month."

"Meh, my heart attack not yours." she commented through a mouthfull of strawberry ice cream.

Tomoyo meerly smiled that smile again and they continued to watch the show in silence and greeted Sakura's father when he came in with her brother but didn't budge. Finally after about a half an hour Tomoyo cracked she couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Sakura!" she whined causing the said girl to smirk madly.

"Wow, thirty minutes new record Tomoyo, want some ice cream?" she mocked while Tomoyo rolled her eyes.

"Listen to me please!" she said while Sakura got up smelling the dinner her father was making and was very tempted to taste test it, for posion of course she didn't want anyone in her family to die.

"Why do I have the feeling that whatever your going to tell me is not going to surprise me." the auburned hair girl stated putting the spoon into her mouth once again.

"I think we should go shopping." Insert eye roll from Sakura here. "But just not any shopping Kura!" Tomoyo said her tone raising as her excitement did as well.

"And what kind of shopping do insist upon Moyo." then a horrified expression came upon her face. "Oh my God Tomoyo if it's like plastic surgery for your breasts or whatever do not even think of bringing me! I aint sticking no needles in my boobs thank you!"

"No you freakin' doorknob husband shopping!" this got a reaction from her friend alright, basically she choked on the spoon and began coughing violently turning red in the face while her father poked his head out of the kitchen and her brother came down the stairs.

"Oh my God! I killed my best friend! Sakura don't die!" she jumped over the back of the couch and scrambled towards her arms flying around in her hysteria. "OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGodohmyGodohmyGod!" Tomoyo repeated as Sakura gradually became more purple in the face as she continued coughing. "I don't know if I should do CPR!" Sakura replied by waving her arms madly and moving away as Tomoyo advanced. Thankfully though her brother came behind her and gave her two sharp slaps on her back causing her to breathe normally.

"What the hells going on?" her brother asked both girls while Sakura drank the glass of water her father gave her.

"Oh nothing." Sakura said when she downed the glass in one shot. "Tomoyo just said the funniest thing."

"Which was?" her brother proded and Sakura began chuckling lightly.

"Ha, well she said, here, wait for it." as both men leaned foreward to hear what she was about to say. "Husband shopping! Bah, isn't that just freakin' hilarious!" she said laughing. Her brother and father just exchanged glances with Tomoyo and watching as Sakura's laughter faltered as she noticed no one has joined her.

"What?" she finally said looking around her, confused. They were supposed to be on her freakin' side,pfft just shows you that family isn't all it's cracked up to be.

"What do you mean what?" Touya said," I was thinking about registering myself next week, I'm already twenty-seven and not married, come on it's time for me to settle down. And you, your turning twenty-two in three months, you gotta start thinking about these things." Boo so not the answer she wanted, mental note kill Touya later.

"Yeah Kura! Rika went last week and wow-wee lets just say her man is va-va-va-voom." Tomoyo smirked as Sakura put on a sour look.

"I'll think about it hows that." she said having no intention of actually thinking about it.

"Fine by me but I expect an answer." she said sweetly ans shouldering her purse.

"Why don't you stay for dinner Tomoyo?" Sakura's father asked but Tomoyo only smirked.

"Thank you but no can do mister Kinomoto, I have a wedding to plan." she said and let herself out letting her long black hair sway behind her.

"The people I get stuck with." Sakura mumbled only to have her brother ruffle her hair affectionatly and making her feel remarkably like a five year old expecially with her now newly aquired bitter mood.

"Hey look on the bright side," but was interrupted with Sakura swatting his hand away.

"There is no bright side." she commented walking into the kitchen. "I was planning on living with dad until I died with my forty cats that I would somehow be able to feed." she was answered with an eye roll.

"Whatever squirt." Touya said heading back up to his room to do whatever older brothers did in there.

Sakura entered the kitchen and began stirring the sauce had been making on the stove putting her hair behind her ear, which was of course a nervous habit of hers since always. Her father saw this and smiled as he stodd next to her adding aslt and such to the noodles. He didn't speak, didn't say a single word, in fact he didn't even glance at her as he continued making the food for the three of them. Sakura on the other hand stole glances at her father trying to get him to talk, man it was hard being the only girl in the house, minus the exception of Tina they're dog. Sakura couldn't take it anymore.

"Dad she's insane!" she yelled throwing the wooden spoon into the suace and having some of it spalsh onto the stove and sizzle angrily.

"Well I think we've known that for a while now Sakura." her fahter replied smirking a bit turning down the heat.

"Thats besides the point! I mean husband shopping! Aren't I too young for that! Like come on you wouldn't mind if say I lived with you until I was twenty-six like Touya, or even thirty...Forty-two...Fifty-seven." she continued having her fahters blank face stop her.

"Well Sakura your mother was only nine-teen when she picked me." WHAM-O that was a smack in the face. She hadn't exactly thought of that, or the fact that her father had been picked by a strange women.

"Really? But wasn't it, you know weird having some chick pick you and you having to spend the rest of your life with her?"

"Well yes, it was also considering the fact that I was four years older she seemed like a child to me but, well, we love in love got married had kids, I think we turned out pretty well." he said smiling at the memories he and his wife had.

"Boo." Sakura replied hating how everyone somehow was agaisnt her. "But still you wouldn't want your daughter, your only daughter to leave you so soon would you?"

"Actually I would love to see my grandchildren." this caused Sakura to pale. Not even the guilt trip worked on these people. "Fine!Whatever! Since everyone wants me gone so soon then maybe I'll go get a husband, maybe five!" she began to storm out of the kitchen. "Yeah tomorrow I'll go with Tomoyo tomorrow!" she said rasing her voice as she passed her brother.

"Don't you want any dinner?" he asked her.

"No!" but she did a double take and grumpily went into the kitchen sloppig pasta onto her plate and stomping up the stairs.

"I think it went well." her father said cheerfully to his son who meerly continued eating his bread.

"Yeah, sure."

Meanwhile...

A young man of around twenty-three sped into the driveway of his cousin and best friend completely angry and ready to murder the first thing he saw. Eriol, the afore mentioned cousin just stared at the car slighty wide eyed as he sat on his porch drinking his beer.

"Can I help you?" he joked and realized that his cousin was in no mood to be joked with.

"I can't believe this!" Syaoran yelled slamming his car door and walking to the porch sitting down heavilly on the steps.

"Can't beleive what?" his cousin asked handing him a beer which he gratefully opened and took a long drink from.

"My.Mother." was all he simply said causing Eriol to smile and nod.

"What she do this time? Take in a foreign exchange student and making you show him around?"

"No, though I think I would of preferred the student to what she wants me to do now." Syaoran replied grumpily and running a hand through his hair.

"Must be bad then if you would do that. What is she making you do?"

"Get married. She wants me to register at the store and get married." this was followed by a moment of silence unti Eriol burst out in laughter.

"Oh man!" he continued to laugh. "Thats too bad for you!" more laughter. "Well your golden years are over she wants you to settle down and get the grandchildren rolling in! Man, I would go with you but I enjoy fooling around thanks."

"Funny you should mention that." Syaoran said his turn to smirk.

"Ah say what?" Eriol said taking his feet off of the railing.

"Your mom called mine saying she wanted you to register too. It was all her idea actually." he replied smugly his mood lightened by the fact that his cousins once smug face was now contorted into one of pure horror.

"What!" was all that echoed throught the street causing a few birds to fly and even some car alarms to be set off.

Well that was the beginning of it, hope you like it and I thought it was a pretty original idea! review please and tell me what you think!.

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five
floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you
ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
HAD
to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you
couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to
return.
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romanticstreak

.Fifth floorThe sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."