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100 Ways to make Raven Angry
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1. Tell her about all the fans of her and Beast Boy as a couple
2. Tell her that her father Trigon was a badass
3. Call her an Emo Bird
4. Sneak up behind her and put one of Beast Boy's dirty socks in her hood
5. Tell Beast Boy that if he needs to use the bathroom, nobody's in there, when Raven is actually taking a shower
6. Get a water balloon and throw it at her… and run.
7. Color her hood with a pink permanent marker
8. Draw the words "We could kill two birds with one stone, but we love Robin too much" on her wall
9. Staple a picture of Terra to her favorite book
10. Give her favorite book to the garbage man
11. Throw her favorite book in Beast Boy's closet so she can never find it again
12. Replace all her books with Barney and Friends
13. Replace all her books with dictionaries
14. Buy a huge plastic tub of ravens, and set it on top of the doorway to her room, so when she's goes in there so they flood her room
15. Tell her reading books actually doesn't make her smarter
16. Ask her if she's lesbian.
17. Taunt her about Trigon by asking in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice impression, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO?"
18. Tell her Terra was nicer than her
19. Tell her about hentai
20. Tell her about hentai about her
21. Tell her that you don't need to tell hentai about her because it already knows about her
22. Say 21 over and over and over again until she gets a headache
23. Tell Starfire that Raven wants her toenails painted pink
24. Do number 23 but also tell Starfire that Raven said even if Raven screams to stop and not paint her toenails, for Starfire to do it anyway.
25. Say something to Raven about her toenails if number 23 or 24 works
26. Replace her magic mirror with a bag of make-up
27. Tell her there's something called botox
28. Tell her that Starfire makes her look like a flat-chested gothic moron
29. Tell Beast Boy and/or Cyborg that Raven says she wants to play Stank-ball, and wants the game to start right now, and that she's already armed.
30. Call her a witch
31. Do 30, but replace W with B
32. Draw a smiley face on her magic mirror
33. Draw a huge smiley face on her bedroom floor
34. Throw tons of wet sponges at her
35. Tell her that she makes Britney Spears look sane
36. Tell her that Beast Boy is going to have her babies
37. After 36, tell her they would be weird physic shape shifting green-and-gray colored babies.
38. Pretend to be on the phone and tell her that her father wants to talk to her
39. Keep on calling her cell phone and hanging up until it says, "This caller's cell phone is in pieces up against a wall"
40. Wash her clothes with Starfire's so hers turn out pink
41. Go inside the magic mirror, knock out all of her sides except the happy one, somehow get out, and then stick her with Starfire, so after a few hours she'll wake up with every girly add-on imaginable.
42. Stick Beast Boy's dirty underwear on her face during her sleep.
43. Tell Raven that she's a tard with a leotard
44. Ask Raven where she went to school
45. Ask Raven if she's still a virgin
46. Tease her about loving Beast Boy
47. Do something to her angering enough to get you slapped
48. Get Timmy Tantrum to her room so she has to baby-sit
49. Remind her 'Baby-sitting doesn't actually mean you sit on the baby, no matter how much you want to'
50. Tell her that her legs look ugly
51. Tell her she should be working at a store that sells belly piercings
52. Ask her if she's feeling gray, and no matter what her answer is, say 'But, wait. YOU ARE GRAY."
53. Call her the Wizard of Oz
54. Tell her that she has Dark Boobies
55. Call her Underwear Girl
56. Call her The Freakish Cloaked Gypsy
57. After doing 53, 54, 55, or 56, stick your tongue out and make a run for it
58. Ask her if she's really a 200-year-old witch.
59. Tell her she looks like Marilyn Manson
60. Tell her she's not really as scary as she thinks
61. Tell her whatever eye make-up she's using, it's not helping those dark circles
62. Fill her room with what's in Beast Boy's closet
63. Dump Beast Boy's dirty laundry on her head
64. Tell Beast Boy she wants to hear a joke
65. Tell Beast Boy to prank call her
66. Prank call her
67. Bake some cookies, and send her them without any heads
68. Tell her that Starfire and her should date
69. Ask her if she's bisexual
70. Spray her with ANY girly perfume
71. Give her Avril Lavigne CDs for a gift
72. Tell her that the hood makes her look retarded
73. Give her a Hoody for a gift
74. Give her a magic wand as a gift with a card that says 'HARRY POTTER!'
75. Stick the Cyborg doll in her hood, and have it holding a sign that says, "I'm in the hood, yo!"
76. Get Starfire to do her hair
77. Tell her that you found her leotard in Beast Boy's closet
78. Give the guys her laundry's undergarments and do it where she can see
79. Put glue inside her hood
80. Put itching powder in her leotard
81. Give her 'Foot repair' cream as a gift
82. For her Birthday present, get her the movie 'Armageddon'
83. Send her a postcard titled 'From Heaven with Bragging Rights. You're never making it up here'
84. Send her an email asking why she wears a leotard
85. Send her an e-mail with fake "You might be a Redneck" jokes with all of them ending in '… if you wear a leotard.'
86. Send her a pair of overalls in the mail with a card saying 'Add this to your weird wardrobe'
87. Send her Super Bubble Donkey Gum from Tokyo in the mail
88. Tell the guy in Tokyo that winked at her where she lives
89. Give her 100 dollars for a gift, but then have a card say it's the drug money she needed
90. Throw Beast Boy's underwear in her face over and over and over again
91. Do number 90 while she's meditating
92. Tell Beast Boy that the new laundry pile is in Raven's closet
93. Ask Raven if she's the Boogeyman's wife
94. Send her a pair of scissors and a marker and a booklet that says, "Instructions: Make dotted lines on wrists, and then cut away"
95. Tell her that birds actually have small brains
96. Call her Big Bird and tell her Beast Boy can be Elmo
97. Replace all her music with all the Tellitubby songs.
98. Give her condoms and tell her "It's mating season for ravens"
99. Tell Raven that Mumbo is coming to turn her into one of Beast Boy's socks.
100. Sell pictures of Raven when she was put in a dress in Mother-May-Eye to the news, and tell Starfire there's news about her home-planet on. She'll drag them all to the TV… note… run for your life
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