WARNING: This is a parody of My Immortal. The following work of fiction is not meant to be taken seriously. But then again, it's not like My Immortal was ever taken seriously to begin with.
Harry Potter and characters (C) J.K. Rowling. My Immortal and characters (C) Tara Gilesbie.
AN: Special fangz (Get it? Becoz its supposed 2 b "thanks" and I said "fangz" becoz Im supposed 2 b a goffik! Thats what makes it so freakin funny!) to my gf (at least, thats what half of the viewing audience seems 2 think) Raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling (now if only u could learn how 2 spell 2). U rok! Justin Lawson, ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! Toons Vs. Abyss ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Angelina Contessa Luisa Francesca Banana Fana Fo Fresca Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (because if I don't have EBONY black hair, then why would I be called EBONY, genius?) that reaches my mid-back and has purple streaks and red tips to hide the fact that that isn't my natural hair color, and I have extensions, and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (or is that limpid eyes and icy blue tears? I can never remember which), and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: If u don't know who she is get da hell out of here! ...No, wait! Come back! I need people to actually read my fanfic so that I can become more confident in my subpar writing abilities! In any case, Amy Lee is the lead singer of Evanescence, okay?) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. And even if he was my brother, I don't care, I'd do him anyway. Anyway, I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white, and none of the characters in this story will actually have both of those two words applied to them! Either one or the other may apply, or neither of them, but not both! I have pale white skin from some kind of skin disorder I neglected to take care of. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England... or is it in Scotland? I'm in the seventh year of kindergarten, and I'm seventeen, so feel free to laugh at me! I still believe I'm a goth (and I'll likely force this down your throats for the rest of the fic) and because I'm actually an emo, I do what all stereotypical emos do and wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there, and I also do my grocery shopping there, too! For example, today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner, and red eyeshadow. In other words, I'm black and white and red all over! I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun... or whatever. I'm not very good at weather forecasts. Anyway, a lot of preps stared at me. I did the classiest thing I could think of in this situation by raising my middle finger at them.
"Hey, Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up for no reason. "Hello, I'm over HERE, dumbass!" he said, and then I looked in his direction. It was... Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Um, you didn't use a comma in that sentence," he said. "When you say it like that, it implies that there is something up me."
But then, I heard my few friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? Or IS it a horrible trainwreck? PLZ tell me, fangz! (Yes, I still think the "fangz" thing is funny!)