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Justin Law Was My Wedding Priest: The Prolouge
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Have you ever had marital problems?
No?
...
WELL THEN.
You are very lucky...
And probably you waited until you found the "right person" or until you were mid or late twenties.
Hey guess what? I didn't! Divorces are so happy. Especially when you think about the wedding.
Man. Weddings, right? God. You think that they're all fun and pretty and easy.
You're dead wrong.
My wedding? Ugh. My wedding… It was just, ugh. That's how I would describe it: ugh.
Now, don't get me wrong, I loved my wife, at the time. And, of course, she thought the wedding was beautiful. It was, too. But the decorations were the only thing that was right. Here's my list of everything that went wrong:
01; Her family is a bunch of pigs. They don't like me, not One. Little. Bit. I don't understand why either.
02; For this reason, my family doesn't like her family, but they like her? Not to mention the fact that,
03; three quarters of my family are heavy drinkers.
04 The chef was sick the day of our wedding, so the heaviest drinker in my family, Aunt Rita, was the substitute.
06; Our wedding planner had a nervous breakdown right in the middle, saying something like "What was I thinking? I-I don't know how to deal with weddings!" Then this little creature popped out of her back and beat her up.
07; Death the Kid decided to try to make everything symmetrical. He succeeded, but it was hell along the way.
08; Black Star was my best man. Worst choice ever…
09; Someone had the balls to make Maka mad while my wife and I were saying our vows. So there was a random book thrown across the room, that missed the person that pissed her off, and hit one of my wife's temperamental cousins. What a joy that was. Although, I have to admit, I love cat fights.
10; The reception. There's too many things wrong with the reception to list them all.
11; The pictures.
And finally, 12; Justin Law was our wedding priest.
Okay, if any of you are still reading, you're probably wondering who I am. Well, here's my answer: You'll figure out along the way if you haven't guessed already. I mean, reread and you'll see all of my "subtle" hints. Now, here's how my wedding went…
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Heehee. Sorry it's short. And I left you with a cliffhangar too. I'm so horrible.