Musical Hogwarts? What the hell is going on here
The night before Halloween two figures could be seen stalking out of the dungeons distinguished from the shadows only by their fiery red hair. One thing was certain if they were behind something it wasn't going to be good for the population of Hogwarts.
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The next morning dawned bright and cheerful despite the time of year Albus Dumbledore head master of Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry tapped the side of his glass and stood to announce that there would be a ball for everyone from third year up but what came out of his mouth was some thing altogether different.
"I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things We can do the tango just for two I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings Be your valentino just for you.
Ooh love - ooh loverboy What're you doin' tonight, hey boy Set my alarm, turn on my charm That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy."
Students and teachers alike all stared at the headmaster as if he had grown an extra head but he hadn't finished there.
"Ooh let me feel your heartbeat (Grow faster, faster) Ooh ooh can you feel my love heat Come on and sit on my hot-seat of love And tell me how do you feel right after-all I'd like for you and I to go romancing Say the word - your wish is my command.
Ooh love - ooh loverboy What're you doin' tonight, hey boy Write my letter Feel much better
And use my fancy patter on the telephone."
The Slytherins all started sniggering but there was still more.
"When I'm not with you I think of you always (I miss those long hot summer nights) I miss you When I'm not with you Think of me always Love you - love you.
Hey boy where do you get it from Hey boy where did you go ? I learned my passion in the good old Fashioned school of loverboys."
Snape picked up his goblet and sniffed his eyes widened when he realised that someone had spiked the pumpkin juice.
"Dining at the Ritz we'll meet at nine precisely One two three four five six seven eight nine o' clock I will pay the bill, you taste the wine Driving back in style, in my saloon will do quite nicely Just take me back to yours that will be fine (Come on and get it.)
Ooh love, (There he goes again just like a good old-fashioned lover boy) Ooh loverboy What're you doin' tonight, hey boy Everything's all right Just hold on tight That's because I'm a good old-fashioned fashioned lover boy."
A scattered few students clapped but the rest were still in shock at what the headmaster had just done. He looked around the hall coughed once in embarrassment and said "Well that was amusing but what I meant to say was there will be a ball this evening for all students from third year and up."
As the students left the hall some still in a daze Snape walked up to the headmaster and said. "Albus I don't think we've seen the last of this serenading I suggest that all classes are cancelled until we've found out who put what in the pumpkin juice."
"Severus my boy the students wouldn't think any less of you and what makes you so certain that somebody put something in the pumpkin juice. It tasted fine to me" said Albus taking a huge swig out of his goblet.
"Albus its tasteless but has a slight smell to it I didn't even notice it until I was actually looking for it" said Snape holding his goblet out for the head to sniff.
"Yes well even so Severus we still have duty to teach the students now I believe that you have a potion lesson to attend to."
"yes we wouldn't like the students to think that their greasy git of a potions master had gotten scared off by a little bit of foul play would we" "said Snape before leaving with his robes billowing behind him
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The Griffindors and Slytherins were sat in the potions room waiting for their professor to arrive when the door banged open and in strode professor Snape robes billowing behind him giving him the over all appearance of a giant bat.
"as you may or may not have noticed the headmaster was acting a little off this morning. And as senile as he may appear to be I don't think he was doing it by his own free will"
Hermione granger raised her hand and asked "do you think it was the Imperius curse professor?"
"no miss granger I don't believe it was the Imperius curse I believe that some one spiked the morning pumpkin juice. Now to day we will do a test as I cant guarantee there wont be any accidents as no one is concentrating"
when a strangled choke was head from one of the front desks
"Mr Potter do you have something to say?" said Snape in a dangerously low voice when Harry didn't answer Snape snapped "IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY SPEAK OR GRIFFINDOR WILL FIND ITS SELF IN NEGATIVE POINTS"
Harry stood red in the face and began to sing
"his voice is echoed in my mind I count the day till he is mine Can't tell my friends cos they will laugh I love a member of the staff"
The class blinked and there were whispers from the Slytherin side of the class "potters gay?" followed by giggles
"I fight my way to the front of class To get the best few of his ass I drop a quill on the floor He bends down and shows me more"
With that Harry jumps up on the desk for the chorus
"That's what I go to school for even though it is a real bore you can call me crazy I know that he craves me. That's what I go to school for Even though it is a real bore Boyfriends I've had plenty None like professor Snape That's what I go to school for That's what I go to school for"
At that point jaws were hitting the floor and Snape was a wonderful shade of red from embarrassment or anger no one could tell. Harry dropped down on his knees,
"so he my be thirty-five but that does not bother me the dark lords working out of town I find a reason to go round"
By now half the Slytherin girls fainted at the mention of moldie voldie
"I hide under a cloak out side his door to make sure he's all alone I see him in his underwear I cant help but stop and stare"
Harry was bright red and was trying but not succeeding in stopping.
"Everyone that you teach all day knows your looking at me in a different way I guess that's why my marks are so high I can see the tell tale signs telling Me that I was on your mind I could see that you want it more when you told me That I'm what you go to school for I'm what you go to school for"
Harry sat there on the desk and once he was sure that he wasn't going to sing anything else he jumped down off the table and bolted out the door.
The students stood mouths open gapping at the spot that Harry had been kneeling. Before leaving the room as if the hounds of hell were after him professor Snape bought them all out of their stupor by telling them to get back to work or fifty points would be taken from every one in the room including the Slytherins.
With that said he stalked to his desk and sat with his head in his hands for the rest of the lesson listening to the sound of scratching quills.
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Hi thanks for reading it's not great I know but inspiration hit me like a bludger in a Griffindor Slytherin match. Please review flamers will be fed to my cat
Disclaimer: I own nothing Harry potter and co. belong to J.K.Rowling songs used in this chapter were good old fashioned loverboy by Queen and a doctored version of Busted's what I go to school for which I have to thank my sister gothic_lycanthrope for helping me with
The night before Halloween two figures could be seen stalking out of the dungeons distinguished from the shadows only by their fiery red hair. One thing was certain if they were behind something it wasn't going to be good for the population of Hogwarts.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The next morning dawned bright and cheerful despite the time of year Albus Dumbledore head master of Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry tapped the side of his glass and stood to announce that there would be a ball for everyone from third year up but what came out of his mouth was some thing altogether different.
"I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things We can do the tango just for two I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings Be your valentino just for you.
Ooh love - ooh loverboy What're you doin' tonight, hey boy Set my alarm, turn on my charm That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy."
Students and teachers alike all stared at the headmaster as if he had grown an extra head but he hadn't finished there.
"Ooh let me feel your heartbeat (Grow faster, faster) Ooh ooh can you feel my love heat Come on and sit on my hot-seat of love And tell me how do you feel right after-all I'd like for you and I to go romancing Say the word - your wish is my command.
Ooh love - ooh loverboy What're you doin' tonight, hey boy Write my letter Feel much better
And use my fancy patter on the telephone."
The Slytherins all started sniggering but there was still more.
"When I'm not with you I think of you always (I miss those long hot summer nights) I miss you When I'm not with you Think of me always Love you - love you.
Hey boy where do you get it from Hey boy where did you go ? I learned my passion in the good old Fashioned school of loverboys."
Snape picked up his goblet and sniffed his eyes widened when he realised that someone had spiked the pumpkin juice.
"Dining at the Ritz we'll meet at nine precisely One two three four five six seven eight nine o' clock I will pay the bill, you taste the wine Driving back in style, in my saloon will do quite nicely Just take me back to yours that will be fine (Come on and get it.)
Ooh love, (There he goes again just like a good old-fashioned lover boy) Ooh loverboy What're you doin' tonight, hey boy Everything's all right Just hold on tight That's because I'm a good old-fashioned fashioned lover boy."
A scattered few students clapped but the rest were still in shock at what the headmaster had just done. He looked around the hall coughed once in embarrassment and said "Well that was amusing but what I meant to say was there will be a ball this evening for all students from third year and up."
As the students left the hall some still in a daze Snape walked up to the headmaster and said. "Albus I don't think we've seen the last of this serenading I suggest that all classes are cancelled until we've found out who put what in the pumpkin juice."
"Severus my boy the students wouldn't think any less of you and what makes you so certain that somebody put something in the pumpkin juice. It tasted fine to me" said Albus taking a huge swig out of his goblet.
"Albus its tasteless but has a slight smell to it I didn't even notice it until I was actually looking for it" said Snape holding his goblet out for the head to sniff.
"Yes well even so Severus we still have duty to teach the students now I believe that you have a potion lesson to attend to."
"yes we wouldn't like the students to think that their greasy git of a potions master had gotten scared off by a little bit of foul play would we" "said Snape before leaving with his robes billowing behind him
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The Griffindors and Slytherins were sat in the potions room waiting for their professor to arrive when the door banged open and in strode professor Snape robes billowing behind him giving him the over all appearance of a giant bat.
"as you may or may not have noticed the headmaster was acting a little off this morning. And as senile as he may appear to be I don't think he was doing it by his own free will"
Hermione granger raised her hand and asked "do you think it was the Imperius curse professor?"
"no miss granger I don't believe it was the Imperius curse I believe that some one spiked the morning pumpkin juice. Now to day we will do a test as I cant guarantee there wont be any accidents as no one is concentrating"
when a strangled choke was head from one of the front desks
"Mr Potter do you have something to say?" said Snape in a dangerously low voice when Harry didn't answer Snape snapped "IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY SPEAK OR GRIFFINDOR WILL FIND ITS SELF IN NEGATIVE POINTS"
Harry stood red in the face and began to sing
"his voice is echoed in my mind I count the day till he is mine Can't tell my friends cos they will laugh I love a member of the staff"
The class blinked and there were whispers from the Slytherin side of the class "potters gay?" followed by giggles
"I fight my way to the front of class To get the best few of his ass I drop a quill on the floor He bends down and shows me more"
With that Harry jumps up on the desk for the chorus
"That's what I go to school for even though it is a real bore you can call me crazy I know that he craves me. That's what I go to school for Even though it is a real bore Boyfriends I've had plenty None like professor Snape That's what I go to school for That's what I go to school for"
At that point jaws were hitting the floor and Snape was a wonderful shade of red from embarrassment or anger no one could tell. Harry dropped down on his knees,
"so he my be thirty-five but that does not bother me the dark lords working out of town I find a reason to go round"
By now half the Slytherin girls fainted at the mention of moldie voldie
"I hide under a cloak out side his door to make sure he's all alone I see him in his underwear I cant help but stop and stare"
Harry was bright red and was trying but not succeeding in stopping.
"Everyone that you teach all day knows your looking at me in a different way I guess that's why my marks are so high I can see the tell tale signs telling Me that I was on your mind I could see that you want it more when you told me That I'm what you go to school for I'm what you go to school for"
Harry sat there on the desk and once he was sure that he wasn't going to sing anything else he jumped down off the table and bolted out the door.
The students stood mouths open gapping at the spot that Harry had been kneeling. Before leaving the room as if the hounds of hell were after him professor Snape bought them all out of their stupor by telling them to get back to work or fifty points would be taken from every one in the room including the Slytherins.
With that said he stalked to his desk and sat with his head in his hands for the rest of the lesson listening to the sound of scratching quills.
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Hi thanks for reading it's not great I know but inspiration hit me like a bludger in a Griffindor Slytherin match. Please review flamers will be fed to my cat
Disclaimer: I own nothing Harry potter and co. belong to J.K.Rowling songs used in this chapter were good old fashioned loverboy by Queen and a doctored version of Busted's what I go to school for which I have to thank my sister gothic_lycanthrope for helping me with