Dreamer: Kuwabara Becomes a Bishie??????
By Kawaii-Kami
Chapter One: The Bishification Process
A.N.- `Ello. Kami here. How ya'll doing? Anyways, here's my first post. Hope ya' like the story. I still think it would be just plain creepy for Kuwabara to be a bishie, but that's just me. Anyways, read and review!
Disclaimer: A single tear streaks down my right cheek cuz' I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. I don't own Moon Minamino's duct tape idea or chapstick.
A.S. was a stubborn girl, I must first say. She had an odd ability though. She had the ability to use various treasures with ease and learn how to use their powers, and she had quite a few of them in the Makai. She was toting around one of her oddest treasures today in the Makai. She lived in the Ningenkai I must first add, and was a teenager, yet she was four- hundred-years-old. But you can learn about that later. Now, Koenma wanted one of A.S.'s treasures. So, he sent the Spirit Detectives to go find A.S. They did, and the also brought A.S.'s friend who also had quite a few treasures, Moon. She too lived in the Ningenkai. They both were teenagers from the Ningenkai, but they were quite different than the average teenager I should say.
A.S. had brown hair with red streaks and blood red eyes. When the Spirit Detectives first caught her, she had no fox features, but then she suddenly gained them. Odd, eh? She had a flowing gray tail and fox ears of the same color. She had fangs too at the time, and she was snarling angrily. When they first caught A.S., she did not have the same appearance. She had no fox features. Instead she looked fully human with purple hair pulled up in two ponytails and golden eyes. The other girl, Moon, was much more calm about the whole situation. She had eyes as blue as ice and long black hair. She had two fox ears and one long tail. The oddest thing though is that she had duct tape on her side as if it was a weapon. (A.N.- You'll get the joke in a minute!) She also had a katana on her side, placed carefully in a diamond-studded sheave. Moon quickly said, "Why did I have to be dragged here by the ugly dude?" Kuwabara was pulling her on a leash. Yusuke was pulling A.S. on a leash too. "I feel like an idiot.... Why are there leashes on our neck?" A.S. said with a roll of the eyes. "I don't know!" Moon said. "We're not dogs; get us off these leashes!" A.S. shrilled. "You're typically a dog since you are a fox-person," Kuwabara said. "Call me a dog again and I'll bite you," A.S. said. "Shut up," Moon said to Kuwabara. "You should duct tape `em," A.S. said. "`Yep," Moon agreed. "Duct tape him?" Kurama asked. "Torture him with duct tape," Moon said. "`Yep," A.S. said. Moon said happily, "My philosophy for life is: Duct tape is the only ningen item that is worth anything. It is also good to have on hand at all times, for it is the answer to all your problems!" (A.N.- Moon Minamino owns the entire duct tape thing, `yep. I just HAD to add the whole duct tape concept.) "So inspirational," A.S. said with a fake tear going down her eye. All the Spirit Detectives sweatdropped. They arrived in Koenma's office. "OH NO!" A.S. cried. "We're going to Koenma's; we must have DIED!!!!" "NO!" Moon shrilled and both girls started crying. Again, everybody sweatdropped. "You're not dead," Yusuke sighed. "HALLELUJUAH!!!!" A.S. cried as she jumped up and down giddily. "We're not dead!" Moon shrilled as she danced around. Suddenly A.S. stopped out of the blue and turned around. "May I ask," she said twitching, "What you want out of us?" "A treasure," Koenma said. "Heck no!" A.S. whined. Moon nodded in agreemement. "They're her treasures," Moon added quickly. "Good point!" A.S. exclaimed. This all ended up in a big debate. Koenma would shrill, his pacifier bouncing rapidly in his mouth as he jabbered, "YOU must obey my commands..... I'm Koenma!" A.S. would retort, "What's so great about being Koenma? Because you can get away with sucking on a pacifier?" Koenma would cry, "My pacifier is beside the point!" A.S. would sigh, "Are you sure? What a waste of time, talking to you." Koenma would say, "Give me the treasures or else you'll go to jail!" A.S. would moan, "Like I truly care?" She did care of course, but she had to add a little spice to the debate. After about fifteen minutes of this, Koenma's threat became true; A.S. was sent to jail along with Moon. "How did I get into this?" Moon complained as she tossed her duct tape back and forth in her palm. "You agreed with me...... slightly...." A.S. said in an unsure voice. Moon raised her right eyebrow. "Kind of....." Moon gave Kami a glare. "Well! You said that it was my stuff so you technically agreed!" A.S. exclaimed. Moon sighed. "I wonder how long we're `gonna stay here...." A.S. complained. "If my brother Youko was still alive, he'd get us out," Moon said. A.S. nodded. "Your brother was awesome," she commented. "`Yep."
Kurama paced around. "Koenma, this idea does not seem very wise. I would like to believe that girl is totally harmless, but I don't. Her spirit energy is that of a regular human, but she seems to be wise enough to qualify for danger to the Rekai! And that Moon girl, she is indeed powerful!" Kurama said in an anxious tone, but still very quietly. "I sensed it!" Kuwabara added. "They're no danger," Hiei assured the group. "I agree with Hiei," Yusuke said. "Hmmmm, they're in prison! What could they possibly do?" Botan said cheerfully as she walked into the door. A.S. had a rubber band, a rubber duck, a bag of strange herbs, a tube of lip-gloss, a candy bar, and a bottle of water. She grinned. "My escape plan will work!" she exclaimed. Many prisoners looked at her like she was nuts and then went back to what they were doing. "How are you going to escape with a rubber band, a rubber duck, some herbs, a chapstick thing, some candy, and some bottled water?" "I will tell you my plan!" A.S. shrilled as she began whispering her 'fool-proof' plan into Moon's right ear.
A.S. grinned when she finished her plan. Moon, however, was quite annoyed. The plan was stupid, dumb, foolish, caused by A.S. having TOO much sugar. Moon suddenly flashed a smile. "I have an idea...." She said with a grin. A.S. and Moon were whispering excitedly. It was dark, and Yusuke was going to make sure they were not trying to escape before he went to bed. Of course, how could they escape? They were locked in, obviously unable to get the keys. Did I mention the Spirit Detectives were staying in Spirit World until they got the treasure? Yusuke laid down in his bed and rolled into the covers.
It was late at night; the moon glistened in the hazy sky. Fog covered the sky like a canvas and paint. Two girls were walking about the Rekai. "Revenge...." The first hissed. This girl was A.S.. The other girl added, "An experiment too......" A.S. pulled the flask out she had in the prison. It had a dark purple mixture in it, a pungent watery substance. A.S. grinned and pulled a bobby pin out of her hair. "Quite useful for picking locks." She handed the bobby pin to Moon. Moon smiled and inserted the bobby pin into the lock, twisting and turning it around. The door opened. And what room were the girls entering? Kuwabara's room. A.S. walked in happily, holding the potion tightly. She paced over to Kuwabara's bed. Moon giggled slightly, but then bit her lip. She didn't want to wake Kuwabara up. A.S. held the potion over Kuwabara and said, "Till the moon is flaming and the sun freezes, you will be under this enchantment."
"Till the moon is flaming and the sun freezes,
A game I will play with you, A jest, a laugh, a bit of amusement, These are our fox ways. Maybe this game will end,
Maybe it won't," both girls said in unison. A.S. poured the potion over Kuwabara and it caused him to shine. A blast of light came and then shattered quickly.
Kuwabara woke up lazily, and looked in the mirror. His eyes widened. In the mirror stood a handsome boy, with spiky orange hair, a muscular and thin body, and flaming red eyes. He was a handsome and charming bishounen. He rubbed his eyes again. It was the same appearance. He walked into the kitchen and the other Spirit Detectives turned to say hi, well, except Hiei. Kurama stared, Yusuke's fork dropped, and Hiei's eyes widened. "What.... Happened?" Kurama asked.
The boys immediately ran to the two girl's prison cells. Kuwabara was not able to explain what happened, and well, they thought the girls would have something to do with this. They both didn't care for Kuwabara, and A.S. was able to control treasures. She'd probably be able to do some weird things with the treasures, eh? They stopped at the cell, but they neither saw Moon or A.S. Upon the bars were words wrote in duct tape that said, "Duct tape is useful anytime. We told you. –A.S. and Moon" The boys stared. What in the world happened?
A.N.- Ha, a cliffie-thingy! Evil I am! Bwahahahahahahaha...... (Yuki, Kami's muse tosses a book at Kami's head...... and makes a direct hit) KAMI: @____@ Yuki: ^.^ Fun. Kami: Anyways, next chappie will feature Kuwabara being a bishie! Yuki: So... Kami: Read and review! Yuki: Well, I was thinking of saying "Toss painfully hard objects at Kami" but what you said is good too..... Kami: ___ Well, R&R.
Chapter One: The Bishification Process
A.N.- `Ello. Kami here. How ya'll doing? Anyways, here's my first post. Hope ya' like the story. I still think it would be just plain creepy for Kuwabara to be a bishie, but that's just me. Anyways, read and review!
Disclaimer: A single tear streaks down my right cheek cuz' I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. I don't own Moon Minamino's duct tape idea or chapstick.
A.S. was a stubborn girl, I must first say. She had an odd ability though. She had the ability to use various treasures with ease and learn how to use their powers, and she had quite a few of them in the Makai. She was toting around one of her oddest treasures today in the Makai. She lived in the Ningenkai I must first add, and was a teenager, yet she was four- hundred-years-old. But you can learn about that later. Now, Koenma wanted one of A.S.'s treasures. So, he sent the Spirit Detectives to go find A.S. They did, and the also brought A.S.'s friend who also had quite a few treasures, Moon. She too lived in the Ningenkai. They both were teenagers from the Ningenkai, but they were quite different than the average teenager I should say.
A.S. had brown hair with red streaks and blood red eyes. When the Spirit Detectives first caught her, she had no fox features, but then she suddenly gained them. Odd, eh? She had a flowing gray tail and fox ears of the same color. She had fangs too at the time, and she was snarling angrily. When they first caught A.S., she did not have the same appearance. She had no fox features. Instead she looked fully human with purple hair pulled up in two ponytails and golden eyes. The other girl, Moon, was much more calm about the whole situation. She had eyes as blue as ice and long black hair. She had two fox ears and one long tail. The oddest thing though is that she had duct tape on her side as if it was a weapon. (A.N.- You'll get the joke in a minute!) She also had a katana on her side, placed carefully in a diamond-studded sheave. Moon quickly said, "Why did I have to be dragged here by the ugly dude?" Kuwabara was pulling her on a leash. Yusuke was pulling A.S. on a leash too. "I feel like an idiot.... Why are there leashes on our neck?" A.S. said with a roll of the eyes. "I don't know!" Moon said. "We're not dogs; get us off these leashes!" A.S. shrilled. "You're typically a dog since you are a fox-person," Kuwabara said. "Call me a dog again and I'll bite you," A.S. said. "Shut up," Moon said to Kuwabara. "You should duct tape `em," A.S. said. "`Yep," Moon agreed. "Duct tape him?" Kurama asked. "Torture him with duct tape," Moon said. "`Yep," A.S. said. Moon said happily, "My philosophy for life is: Duct tape is the only ningen item that is worth anything. It is also good to have on hand at all times, for it is the answer to all your problems!" (A.N.- Moon Minamino owns the entire duct tape thing, `yep. I just HAD to add the whole duct tape concept.) "So inspirational," A.S. said with a fake tear going down her eye. All the Spirit Detectives sweatdropped. They arrived in Koenma's office. "OH NO!" A.S. cried. "We're going to Koenma's; we must have DIED!!!!" "NO!" Moon shrilled and both girls started crying. Again, everybody sweatdropped. "You're not dead," Yusuke sighed. "HALLELUJUAH!!!!" A.S. cried as she jumped up and down giddily. "We're not dead!" Moon shrilled as she danced around. Suddenly A.S. stopped out of the blue and turned around. "May I ask," she said twitching, "What you want out of us?" "A treasure," Koenma said. "Heck no!" A.S. whined. Moon nodded in agreemement. "They're her treasures," Moon added quickly. "Good point!" A.S. exclaimed. This all ended up in a big debate. Koenma would shrill, his pacifier bouncing rapidly in his mouth as he jabbered, "YOU must obey my commands..... I'm Koenma!" A.S. would retort, "What's so great about being Koenma? Because you can get away with sucking on a pacifier?" Koenma would cry, "My pacifier is beside the point!" A.S. would sigh, "Are you sure? What a waste of time, talking to you." Koenma would say, "Give me the treasures or else you'll go to jail!" A.S. would moan, "Like I truly care?" She did care of course, but she had to add a little spice to the debate. After about fifteen minutes of this, Koenma's threat became true; A.S. was sent to jail along with Moon. "How did I get into this?" Moon complained as she tossed her duct tape back and forth in her palm. "You agreed with me...... slightly...." A.S. said in an unsure voice. Moon raised her right eyebrow. "Kind of....." Moon gave Kami a glare. "Well! You said that it was my stuff so you technically agreed!" A.S. exclaimed. Moon sighed. "I wonder how long we're `gonna stay here...." A.S. complained. "If my brother Youko was still alive, he'd get us out," Moon said. A.S. nodded. "Your brother was awesome," she commented. "`Yep."
Kurama paced around. "Koenma, this idea does not seem very wise. I would like to believe that girl is totally harmless, but I don't. Her spirit energy is that of a regular human, but she seems to be wise enough to qualify for danger to the Rekai! And that Moon girl, she is indeed powerful!" Kurama said in an anxious tone, but still very quietly. "I sensed it!" Kuwabara added. "They're no danger," Hiei assured the group. "I agree with Hiei," Yusuke said. "Hmmmm, they're in prison! What could they possibly do?" Botan said cheerfully as she walked into the door. A.S. had a rubber band, a rubber duck, a bag of strange herbs, a tube of lip-gloss, a candy bar, and a bottle of water. She grinned. "My escape plan will work!" she exclaimed. Many prisoners looked at her like she was nuts and then went back to what they were doing. "How are you going to escape with a rubber band, a rubber duck, some herbs, a chapstick thing, some candy, and some bottled water?" "I will tell you my plan!" A.S. shrilled as she began whispering her 'fool-proof' plan into Moon's right ear.
A.S. grinned when she finished her plan. Moon, however, was quite annoyed. The plan was stupid, dumb, foolish, caused by A.S. having TOO much sugar. Moon suddenly flashed a smile. "I have an idea...." She said with a grin. A.S. and Moon were whispering excitedly. It was dark, and Yusuke was going to make sure they were not trying to escape before he went to bed. Of course, how could they escape? They were locked in, obviously unable to get the keys. Did I mention the Spirit Detectives were staying in Spirit World until they got the treasure? Yusuke laid down in his bed and rolled into the covers.
It was late at night; the moon glistened in the hazy sky. Fog covered the sky like a canvas and paint. Two girls were walking about the Rekai. "Revenge...." The first hissed. This girl was A.S.. The other girl added, "An experiment too......" A.S. pulled the flask out she had in the prison. It had a dark purple mixture in it, a pungent watery substance. A.S. grinned and pulled a bobby pin out of her hair. "Quite useful for picking locks." She handed the bobby pin to Moon. Moon smiled and inserted the bobby pin into the lock, twisting and turning it around. The door opened. And what room were the girls entering? Kuwabara's room. A.S. walked in happily, holding the potion tightly. She paced over to Kuwabara's bed. Moon giggled slightly, but then bit her lip. She didn't want to wake Kuwabara up. A.S. held the potion over Kuwabara and said, "Till the moon is flaming and the sun freezes, you will be under this enchantment."
"Till the moon is flaming and the sun freezes,
A game I will play with you, A jest, a laugh, a bit of amusement, These are our fox ways. Maybe this game will end,
Maybe it won't," both girls said in unison. A.S. poured the potion over Kuwabara and it caused him to shine. A blast of light came and then shattered quickly.
Kuwabara woke up lazily, and looked in the mirror. His eyes widened. In the mirror stood a handsome boy, with spiky orange hair, a muscular and thin body, and flaming red eyes. He was a handsome and charming bishounen. He rubbed his eyes again. It was the same appearance. He walked into the kitchen and the other Spirit Detectives turned to say hi, well, except Hiei. Kurama stared, Yusuke's fork dropped, and Hiei's eyes widened. "What.... Happened?" Kurama asked.
The boys immediately ran to the two girl's prison cells. Kuwabara was not able to explain what happened, and well, they thought the girls would have something to do with this. They both didn't care for Kuwabara, and A.S. was able to control treasures. She'd probably be able to do some weird things with the treasures, eh? They stopped at the cell, but they neither saw Moon or A.S. Upon the bars were words wrote in duct tape that said, "Duct tape is useful anytime. We told you. –A.S. and Moon" The boys stared. What in the world happened?
A.N.- Ha, a cliffie-thingy! Evil I am! Bwahahahahahahaha...... (Yuki, Kami's muse tosses a book at Kami's head...... and makes a direct hit) KAMI: @____@ Yuki: ^.^ Fun. Kami: Anyways, next chappie will feature Kuwabara being a bishie! Yuki: So... Kami: Read and review! Yuki: Well, I was thinking of saying "Toss painfully hard objects at Kami" but what you said is good too..... Kami: ___ Well, R&R.