Gakuen: Those Guys in Her School
Lunch with Herman
Author's Note: This is a spin-off on my fanfic The Men in Her Life, that takes place in the school universe of Hetalia. It's mostly focused on comedy, and I'll probably update it when the main story gets too depressing for me. T~T OR when I'm too busy in school to update my main fanfiction. These will be even SHORTER chapters than my regular fanfic, so I hope they make sense. Please note that my OC Puerto Rico, or Mariana, has her more "adult" personality throughout this series. Which means she'll have less of a bad temper than she does in her teen years, but she can only be pushed so far! ENJOY!
It is lunch time, and Mariana heads out to the school yard to eat. Finding a small shaded corner of the yard, she decides to sit under it, and have her meal. She happily takes out the empanadas from her lunch bag and smiles. "Been thinking about these all day!" she grins.
She opens her mouth wide to take that first delicious bite when-"Hey Mari!" The petite girl lowers her hands, and stares deadpan at the guy with spiky pale brown hair walking toward her.
"Herman..." she says to the student from the Netherlands.
"Having some lunch?" he asks, the obvious question. Mariana simply stares at him, glancing over at what she was sure was NOT just a cigarette tucked behind his ear, although he shouldn't even have cigarette to begin with.
Herman points to her lunch, "I'll trade you one of those," he says.
"For what?"
"Some frikandel?" She sighs and nods at the guy. Herman sits next to Mariana and takes one of the empanadas and gives her the deep fried sausage.
The Dutch student smiles, "I'm surprised you'd share with me." he says.
She raises an eyebrow at him. "Why is that?"
"Because you're usually so irritable, you'd never even talk to anyone."
"Ah- I can be nice if I want! People just do things that piss me off!"
"I doubt that," Herman chuckles. "If you were then you'd be more generous wouldn't you?" He gives her a skeptical look, and Mariana fumes.
"Fine then look here!" she says and shoves her remaining lunch food into Herman's hands. "I hope you like them Herman," she forces a smile across her face.
"Hm, I don't think I'm convinced of your kindness yet." he leans toward her and strokes his chin.
"What do you want? I just gave you my lunch!" Mariana yells.
"If you're so nice, then you'd have no problem going out with me." Herman smirks.
Now Herman is pretty good at getting people to make deals. You could say he's a strategist, because he usually gets the best end of the bargain and can still take things further. But, unfortunately for him, the short girl wised up and caught on to his scheme. He nearly choked to death on the ground after Mariana shoved both their lunches down his throat. He watched as she stomped away while he was coughing and gagging to open his air passage way.
Mariana grumbled to herself, "He should get off whatever he had behind his ear!"
AN: I included Netherlands in the first chapter, because so many people were asking about him in the comments for "The Men in Her Life." I'm not exactly sure how to portray him, since he's a minor character in Hetalia, but I hope he was at least entertaining. Hopefully, I'll improve in the future! Thanks for reading!