I DO NOT ON NARUTO, BUT I ALMOST HAVE ENOUGH TO BY BIMIDJI! OK SO I DONT...

"One thing I know, no matter where I go, I keep my heart and soul in the boondcks."

'That damn song was playing for the 4 time in the last half hour!' thought a certain black haired boy as he glared menacingly at any of the poor locals that dared steal a glance at the strange dark haired boy.

He was known as Sasuke Uchiha. He was 15 years old and midnight hair that stuck up in the back. His black eyes could pierce anyone soul.

Sasuke sat at the train station with his elder brother in what looked like a very small town, but that's to be expected coming from someone who lived in New York city all their life.

The boy was wearing black shorts with a chain on the right side that connected to his wallet, and to the black silver studded belt on his waist. He was also wearing a red zip up jacket that had one white strip going down the arm. It had a high collar and it was unzipped to reveal a blue t-shirt.

And older version of the moody boy was sitting next to him on a bench, no doubt his elder brother. His name, Itachi Uchiha. Age 17 years. He looked identical to his younger brother, except for the two scars running down either side of his nose. His hair was slightly longer then his brothers, and the age obviously, but they shared the same dark eyes.

He was wearing black pants too, but he had on a lose black jacket, and a red wife beater under it.

You see the reason for these young about four months ago Fugaku Uchiha, Sasukes and Itachis father, and their mother, Mikoto were killed in a drive by shooting in Brooklyn park. They were on their way home from a play and decided to take a short cut through the park and enjoy the scenery. They had just left the outskirts of the trees when a car flashed by shooting down the street at some unknown gang and shot them in the crossfire. First was their father who tried to keep their mother out of range by placing his body in front of hers, but he was shot once in the head then twice in the stomach. Their mother, Mikoto was shot once right above her heart. She had a slight chance of surviving but the trauma of seeing her husband being killed before her eyes sent her into immediate shock, thus killing her faster from the gun shot wound. The reports said that the gang, known as Kimojin, was death rivals with the gang Kurioneko. Kimojin had been sent to jail and then later was sentenced to the death penalty. The gang no longer roams the streets of New York. The other, Kurioneko, was shut down shortly after due to their sloppy cover ups on murders.

And now both Uchiha sons were orphans. They had been living in their old house under the supervision of social services until they got a hold of one of Fugakus old friend, Hatake Kakashi, and asked if he would take the two boys, which he gladly agreed to. The only thing was, they were going to be living in Minnesota, more specifically Bemidji. A hick town. And Sasuke was not to fawned of that.

They were currently waiting for this Kakashi person, who, the social services, have claimed that they had met when they were younger, but said man was running about two hours late from when their train pulled in, and the expected time he said he would pick them up.

"God, where is he?" the younger Uchiha said throwing his hands in the air. Some teenaged girls giggled at the handsome young man as they passed the station, no doubt on their way to school.

But Sasuke was used to being stared at by women, he was an Uchiha after all and thats what the Uchihas were mainly known for. Their handsomeness. Many of the ladies back in New York would always fawned over the boy, he hated those girls, so I guess he was sort of happy to get away from the stalker fangirls up, wait can he say up north now as referring to New York? No, no he can't. For now he is technically in the state that is the farthest north within the 48 states that are connected. (Hawaii, and Alaska)

"Relax brother I'm sure he'll be here soon." The elder of the two said with a cool expression on his face. They had only two rolling bags with them, and two backpacks that were set down between each of their knees.

Then suddenly there was a voice from behind the bench the two were sitting on.

"Yo!" the voice cried out, scaring the crap out of Sasuke, but not Itachi, for he kept his composer due to being stalked by girls longer in life then Sasuke was and was used to things popping up. The two brothers turned around, after Sasuke calmed down, to see a man in his late twenties standing behind them. He was wearing lose dark jeans with frays on the bottom and holes on the knees, and his pants where dirty from years of labor. and obvious indication that he was a hard worker. His shirt was a dark green sleeveless button up, and he wore a strange black cloth mask over his lower face.

"Are you two by chance Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha?" the man asked.

"Yes, are you Hatake Kakashi?" Itachi asked.

"Yup, thated be me." he said with a smile that was hidden behind the mask.

"Your late." Sasuke said none too politely.

"Ma, ma, Sorry about that but I had to help and old lady deliver a two headed calf in the middle of traffic." Kakashi said waving his hand as if to dismiss the question..

'WTF?' Sasuke and Itachi thought to themselves.

"Well any way we'll get to introductions later, after you meet the rest of the family." Kakashi said walking away, not even waiting to see if the two boys were coming.

Sasuke quickly grabbed his bad as did his brother and they rushed after the strange man that would be their new guardian.

Kakashi was silent as they made their way through the small parking lot by the train station.

They finally stopped at a black mustang convertible.

"This is pretty nice." Itachi said as he tossed his bags into the trunk when Kakashi opened it.

"Why thank you, one of the only ones in town." Kakashi said putting down the roof and the boys climbed in. Itachi in shot gun, and Sasuke had to climb over the front seat to get into the back, it only had two doors.

"So, what exactly do you do Kakashi?" Itachi said about ten minutes into the drive, they had just entered a long twisting road engulfed by huge ass pin trees.

"Well, I work as a history teacher at Bemidji state, and Iruka, my boyfriend, works at a very expensive privet school that gets out next week. He works as a English teacher." he said. "But since school got out for collage students a while ago, I am working as a construction worker down the road there." Kakashi said pointing at a hill that had signs saying. 'Road construction.'

"So what do you do when there is no road construction to work on?" Itachi asked raising an eyebrow.

"No road construction? Well we either stand by the road and drink beer. But there is never a year in Minnesota that there is no need for road construction. Cause you know the four seasons?" Kakashi asked, his eyes gleaming with amusement.

"Fall, winter, spring, and Road construction." Kakashi laughed at his own joke.

"But it pays the bills when Iruka cant work in the school." Kakashi said getting back to the road.

Now, both boys knew that he was gay, and was currently living with said partner and the partners foster son. They learned this from the social worker, Orochimaru. So they weren't surprised at that statement. (Don't worry I don't think I have him as a bad guy, maybe just a pedofile.)

"So, how old is this kid that Iruka has." Itachi asked looking at the wonderful wildlife that was in a field that they had past. A few deer were standing a couple of meters away from the road and had lifted their heads as the small car went passed.

"Naruto? Oh, he's about Sasukes age here." Kakashi said smirking under the strange mask and jabbing a thumb in his direction.

Sasuke just raised a perfect eyebrow at the man.

"You don't talk much do you boy?" Kakashi asked over the wind as they made a sharp turn to the right as the road curved into the deep part of the woods.

Sasuke looked out at a beautiful body of water shining in the midmorning sun, ignoring the question. The water that could barely be seen through the thick trees, sparkled as they drove passed.

"No, doesn't, but once he warms up to you, you can't get the bastard to shut up." Itachi said throwing a playful smile at his brother, who only glared back at him.

"Hey, Kakashi. Is there a lake or something near here?" the younger boy asked trying to get into conversation and to better know this Kakashi person.

"Holy shit! He speaks!" Kakashi laughed. But then replied to the question "Yes, that would be the Mississippi river over yander." Kakashi said smirking at the weird expression that Sasuke made when he said yander.

'Oh, I am gonna love messing with this kid. He is such a city folk.' Kakashi thought as he made evil plots to torture this new boy.

"Oh. So do you live on the river?" Sasuke asked looking up at the man.

"Yes, and it connects to Lake Bemidji. You can take the pontoon up the river into town if you'd like. But I think Naruto would have to drive, cause I doubt a city slicker like yourself knows how to drive one of those things." Kakashi said as he made a left and went into what looked like a culdesac (damn word!) And in the middle of it was a dense huge portion of forest, but you could drive around it and be back on the same road you were on in less then 2 minutes. (Trying to tell you how big it was)

"Maybe." Sasuke said as they reached what looked like a really long dirt road.

"So how long till we get there?" Itachi asked as he looked out at the berch trees and the very long dirt road infront of them.

"We are here. This is the driveway." Kakash said as he drove out of the dirt path and into a small dirt patch which connected with a wooden garage.

Sasuke opened his door and stepped out to take a good look at his surroundings.

He noted that they were in the boonies, for he couldn't see his neighbors, only trees. Lots and lots of goddamn pine trees.

"Where on gods good technological earth am I?" Sasuke asked himself.

YEAH! HE IS SOOOOO IN THE BOONDOCKS! OK THIS STORY IS BASED ON MY UNCLES HOUSE UP IN BEMIDJI, AND THATS WHY IM SO GOOD AT DESCRIBING THINGS. I WILL ALSO BE PUTTING IN SOME THINGS FROM THE ST. CLOUD AREA CAUSE THATS WHERE MY OTHER CAUSINS ARE FROM AND I USED TO SPEND EVERY SUMMER OVER THERE, SO LIKE THE RIVER BATS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

Signed

-The Puppet Master