A/N: Okay…obviously this is before Cory in the House. I'm not sure if I'll make it AU or not…because I kind of want Raven to be in college, but when she goes to college, Cory and his Dad move into the white house…so…yeah…I suppose this will end up being AU. But only for that, probably.

Also, WARNING!!!!! This deals with (obviously from the title) things that may be gross. So please, read with a mature mind. It may be gross, but it's also life. People do get diarrhea, and this story will mention it a lot. (Though probably in this first chapter the most) It won't be too bad in later chapters, because again, from the title, it's more than diarrhea.

"The bathroom reeks!!!" Cory Baxter exclaimed in a disgusted manner, waving his hand over his face to fan the stench away from his nose.

He slid into a seat at the kitchen table, though he had no intentions of eating. Not anymore. Not after the terrible, terrible smell.

"I know…" Mr. Baxter sighed as he flipped an egg over in its pan on the stove, "Raven's been having diarrhea. She can't help it."

"Well, she'd had it for three days straight, Dad! The bathroom is never going to recover!" Cory complained, crossing his arms.

"I'm sorry, son. You're going to have to deal with it for the time being."

"I'm using your bathroom from now on!"

Mr. Baxter simply shook his head, not wanting to comment due to the fact that Raven, still in her pajamas, had just slumped into a chair in the kitchen with a soft moan.

"Hey, sweetie. How you feeling?" Her father questioned.

"Not good." Raven groaned, "I had to get up three times last night to go to the bathroom. You know what? I feel sorry for people who actually die of diarrhea. What a horrible thing to suffer from on those last days of life…"

"Have you been taking Pepto Bismol?" Mr. Baxter quizzed, scooping the eggs out of the pan now and placing them on a plate.

"Yes. It hasn't worked at all." Raven sighed.

"Hmm…you wouldn't think that it'd still be going on…"

"Can we not talk about diarrhea at breakfast?!" Cory interrupted, sickened at the topic of the conversation.

Raven, ignoring her annoying little brother, said, "I know! I've never had it last thing long!"

"Well, try a liquid diet, okay? Jell-O, chicken soup, things like that. Take it easy. Maybe it'll clear up soon. If it doesn't, I may have to take you to the doctor." Mr. Baxter finished up his cooking and then asked, "Who's ready for breakfast."

"I'm not hungry." Raven immediately stated. She'd lost her appetite for several days now.

"Me neither!" Cory shook his head; "I lost my desire for food when I walked past the bathroom this morning!!" He shot daggers at his older sister.

"Cory!" Mr. Baxter hissed.

Cory shrugged. Just stating the truth, he thought to himself, didn't know that was a crime!!!

A/N: Heh, heh…short, I know. But I know exactly where I am going with this—exactly what will happen, exactly what's wrong with Raven. So…yeah. If you like it, let me know!!! I love reviews. They make me happy!!!