A/N: I had this playing in my head for a while. Hope it turned out good!

Disclaimer: Dont own, Wish Did, Big Money, More Yaoi


" Kisame it is time."

" It's two o' clock, Itachi."

" No. I mean it is time for operation L.D."

" What did you call me!"

" Kisame get out of my face. I said it is time for operation L.D."

" Oh well it that's it…WAIT! DID YOU JUST SAY-"

"Operation L.D. yes."

" Don't we need permission from leader for this one?"

"Kisame, if we are to gain his full trust we must do this."

"Itachi, I'm scared."

"Its o.k. For once in my life, I am to."

" I will get all the supplies we need then, Itachi."

" Very well, I will retrieve the packages and we will meet on level 0."

" Yes Itachi."

Ten minutes later…

" Itachi I couldn't find the-"

" Never mind what you couldn't find. Give me those parcels and help me sort these out. If we were to mix these up, it would be disastrous!"

"Yes Itachi."

Five more minutes later….

" Kisame I think we are done with these. Put those in the machine. I will measure out this."

" How come you get the easier job!"

" If this was to be measured out wrong we would have a very big mess."

" Right Itachi, sorry."

" There we go. Exactly twenty grams. Now we must poor this in slowly or we will-"

" WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!"

" Oh! Leader, um, hello…we were just, um."

" Just what!"

" Well, um we."

" Please sir! We did everything right! We separated everything precisely and measured everything right!"

" You bumbling idiots!"

" Please sir, what did we do wrong."

" Itachi, Kisame, YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO WASH MY CLOAKS BY HAND! NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO DO LAUNDRY READ THE TAGS FIRST!"

" Yes sir."

"Yes sir."

" Great, we screwed up Laundry Day, again."

"Kisame."

"Yes Itachi."

"Shut up."


A/n: all done, im happy!