Read if you dare! This story has randomness and if you're going to beat the craziness of this story this chapter will get you thinking, laughing, and facepalming. So remember this lesson or throw your computer out of the window. If you just became a Ninjago fan this is for you! Also some of my friends are in this chapter.

Special guest in this chapter: JayAndNya4ever!

"Welcome! I'm the announcer, narrator, or whoever. TheComingofEpic usually calls me a jerk while we're working to make nonsense but I have a heart. Every time I talk I'll be in bold. So OBEY ME AND READ!

Ashley (me): Told you he's a jerk anyway time to star Lesson 1. If you're a real Ninjago fan you should read all of the stuff that is here. This will be chapter 1 and the next chapter would be bloopers all about Kai, so enjoy.

Lesson 1: Picking your ninja

In order to be watching Ninjago, you must have a ninja to love and hate for example. I LOVE Cole but I HATE Kai (but they're best friends and I like their friendship. YOOOOOOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!). Some people are the opposite. Like my friend Jason LOVES Zane but he HATES Jay. Now everyone may be gasping right now then chatting at the saying he's kinda right and wrong. I like Jay though. The worst thing that can happen if you're by Ninjago fans (using my awesome friends as examples):

Kevin: Kai is the best ninja!

Me: NO! Cole is!

Kevin: All he does is control rocks! Kai controls fire! He's also the leader!

Me: Cole can smack Kai to Asia or farther and COLE IS THE LEADER!

Kevin: NO, Kai is!

Me: The dude is afraid of elves and gingerbread cookies!

Keven: Cole is afraid of snakes! Everyone is afraid of elves and ginger bread cookies! Not: HE'S THE SAME AGE AS ME but he's in 5th grade me one year older.)

Me: *gets Ricardo(another friend)* Are you afraid of elves and gingerbread cookies?

Ricardo: HECK NO!

Kevin: If Kai's not the leader then Zane is!

Ricardo: *smacks Kevin* You have problems. Cole is the leader! Even a Cole hater would know that!

Kevin: NO he isn't.

Me: So you're saying Zane the quiet, humble, nindroid is the leader. If he could follow the falcon without caring what happens to anyone here's what may happen:

Jay: Zane the city is being overruled by serpentine.

Zane: We must follow the falcon!

Kai: The serpentine took over the planet!

Zane: The falcon doesn't want us to fight yet.

Cole: Zane! The serpentine took over the Universe!

Zane: Falcon said No.

Back to the debate

Kevin: Fine then Jay is the leader!

Ricardo and me: *dying from laughter*

See? It even says it on ! Cole IS THE LEADER! Kevin's a Cole hater. If there was a Ninjago Concert happening imagine me, Ricardo, Kevin, Jason, and Christina.

Me: *Talking to the other four* Cole is the best! The dude is strong, handsome, funny, full of Micole Jackson ( A remembered moment in Episode 23) and more!

Kevin: I refuse to see your face. You love...THAT ONE!

Jason: I hope that you know that you're the only Cole hater in this group. The rest of us think he's awesome.

Christina: The most of us say that he's our 2nd favorite ninja and Kai can jump of a cliff.

Ricardo: True that

"The point of this is that TheComingofEpic will kill you if you hate Cole."

"NO! Kevin is my friend and we get along until he brings up "KAI IS THE LEADER" thing again."

Lesson 2: Fangroups

"Every since the day Ninjago came out people haven't made up fangroup names. The first group we'll talk about is Kai of 'Ku Klux Kai' I'll love to call it. TCoE explain my point!

"Let's say this. People who are reading this. This shall be a mini story.

The Story of the Fangroup 'Ku Klux Kai'

It all started after a group of Kai fangirls and boys finished watching the last episode of the pilot season. Since they want their favorite ninja to be known and loved more than any other (Me: Which they failed at. STOP TALKING GO ON WITH THE STORY!) They saw an abandon building and with a few minor changes ( They burned the building and people around it with a flamethrower and explosives. Then they bought barbwire and fences to mark their domain bulit a house there.) They complete their meeting house and when it was don they said

"WE HEREBY CALL OURSELVES THE KU KLUX KAI MEMBERS! IF YOU HATE KAI WE'LL KILL YOU AND PUT YOUR HEAD ON OUR WALLS!"

"You failed at that. They're more Kai haters than lovers. Like look on some FF profiles."

"We can't do the others today."

"WHAT ARE YOU MAD?! WE SHOULD OF DONE COLE NEXT! I HAVE A STORY AND EVERYTHING!"

"Too Bad! Call our special guest!"

"Fine. Creepers, explode or flab together for JayAndNya4ever! I'm getting paid for that right?"

"No! You called everyone who's reading this a creeper. And you wonder why everyone calls you a jerk."

JayAndNya4ever: Don't worry he's just a troll.

Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO SHE GOT THE SASS!

"Why did I take this job?"

"Because you were a hobo on the street and I was nice enough to give you a job. Now lets start the interview."

"So Miss. Sass. How's you're favorite ninja and what do you love about Ninjago?"

JayAndNya4ever: Well Jay and EVERYTHING! But I LOVE Nya and Jay's relationship. Call me Miss. Sass again I'll throw you off a cliff.

"You can't threaten me like that!"

Me: Yes she could. After all these years I have finally came up with the best couple name for Nya and Jay!

JayAndNya4ever: what is it? Nay or something?

"HEYAHHEYAHeYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!"

Me: Sorry about my employee. He's an idiot. No but good guess. It Jya! It Jay's name mixed up but its the best I can come up with. Everyone here supports Jya right?

Audience: YES!

Me: Would you like to play a game with us?

JayAndNya4ever: Sure! What are we going to play?

Me: WHEEL

Audience OF

"TORTURE! Its the best way to get rid of all the trolls that I work with. But TCoE doesn't want me to torture them."

"YOU TRY TO KILL THEM!"

"I CHANGED! I have a licence so I can kill anyone!"

"You do the letter thing part and I'll be the host."

"I'm not a lady."

"OH WELL!"

Wheel of Torture!

"Let's introduce the other two players that are playing! Kai and Zane.

"Well I'm in this really comfortable dress and Zane's in a straight jacket because of the events in Ch.18 of Losing Something."

Zane: I LIEK TURTELLS!

"On the other hand Kai is normal everyday Kai."

Kai: Why am I playing this game anyway?

"In the middle is our guess star JayAndNya4ever! I'm really tired of this parody of Wheel of Fortune."

Me: The rules of the game is like regular Wheel of Fortune but instead of being bankrupted its being killed. Plus we spin the death wheel to see how you're going to die! I think the most pleasant death is fangirls and boys ripping you into bits. Kai your up first! This thing that we're hinting at is a place.

Kai:T!

Me: 4 T's! Anything else?

Kai: Nope!

Me: JayAndNya4ever it's your turn.

JayAndNya4ever: The Serpentine Tombs!

Me: YES! You get to spin the wheel now!

JayAndNya4ever: But in Wheel of Fourtune...

Me: Its a parody of it! Don't worry! You got $250 for answering the puzzle. *She spins the wheel* $500! New puzzle! Its a person, Zane it is your turn.

Zane: GARMADON!

Me: He got it!

"THAT THING GOT IT RIGHT?! This is crazy!"

Turns and turns later (Montage)

Me: We're back from our thing so Kai has $3,500, JayAndNya4ever with $17,890, and Zane with $10,479!

"It's time for my favorite part! THE KILLING! I'll spin the wheel. *Spins wheel* Kai you're going to die from RABIES! Here's the needle. Stay still.

Kai: OW!

Me: Stay tuned for the slow motion replay AND the killcam. The winner is our guest star! Zane will die from mental problems anyway.

JayAndNya4ever: WHAT DO I WIN?!

Me: A free story coupon! If you want me to type a story or one-shot just tell me!

JayAndNya4ever: REALLY?

Me: You support Jya and so does everyone else. Now let's see Kai die from rabies.

JayAndNya4ever: Sure! So how many people work here?

Me: More than you think.

END OF CHAPTER! Shoutout to JayAndNya4ever! If you want to join the randomness PM me at anytime! Plus the thing that I gave her is real. Now time for questions.

Want more randomness?

Which ninja should the next chapter be about?

What's your favorite color?

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Enjoy and Good Night!