Student Pranks

by drox

Drabble. There's no April Fool's Day on Gallifrey, so imaginative students at the Time Lord Academy celebrate it *every* day.

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Student Pranks
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These are not harmless pranks!" the headmaster fumed. "Are you aware that approximately sixty percent of the student-accessible dataspace in the panatropic network now consists of traps and data bombs? And it's spreading!"

Koschei squirmed and tried to look innocent.

"Also, someone has slipped dozens of fake relics into the Capitol museum. 'Toaster of Rassilon', indeed."

Theta's face turned red.

"And speaking of Rassilon, which one of you added forty-five new texts to the history section, describing -- in great detail I might add -- Rassilon and Omega's tawdry homosexual exploits?"

Theta and Koschei stared in wonder at a very uncomfortable Ushas.